Posts Tagged ‘Trumpisms’

Shocking Expose: Trump Body Count on Sesame Street exposed-allegedly had Jim Henson creator of The Muppets killed by infection

November 9, 2019

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The “Clinton body count” is laughably stupid no matter how one looks at it. To believe the claims, one must accept that the Clintons are hyper-competent criminal masterminds who were able to arrange dozens of murders and cover them up perfectly. One must accept that Bill Clinton was able to suppress any evidence, leaks, or whistleblowers despite having proven that he was unable to lie effectively about a simple blowjob. (Source)

 

THE GRUMP-HENSON CONSPIRACY & COVER UP

Anonymous Handsock: Muppet Matters: September 29, 2019 (Sesame Street)-  “Falsehood flies, and the Truth comes limping after it; so that when Men come to be undeceiv’d, it is too late; the Jest is over, and the Tale has had its Effect…”Jonathan Swift, 1710. This post is brought to you by the letters: capital Q for QAnon; small letter t for total nonsense and the number 1 for 1 big fat lie…ah ah ah….

A NEW TELL-ALL BOOK BREAKS WIND OF AN ALLEGED CONSPIRACY AND SECRET COVER UP

A new tell-all book written by an anonymous insider source known simply by the pseudonym: Anonymous Muppet—anonymously reviewed by an anonymous source on an anonymous website that remains anonymous (BS.Com a subsidiary of InfoWars)— brought this secret conspiracy to our attention. Anonymous’ book simply entitled An Anonymous Killing On Sesame Street: A-B-C 1-2-3 Someone Yuge Murdered The Maker Of Me cryptically alleges that Donald Trump alias Ronald Grump had Jim Henson put to death by natural infection out of revenge for Henson’s involvement with PBS’ show Sesame Street that mocked him for decades. Q: if Trump said he could get away with killing someone in NY—why not Sesame Street? A: Anonymous Muppet aims to show the “facts” on this secret cover up in his anonymously written book.

CRYPTIC CLUES REVEALED

Some of these alleged cryptic clues collected from various anonymous sources (so their reliability is unquestionable) include:

  • Grump: death be thy name
  • An alleged upside down Q and RGDTKJH made out in certain lighting on Oscar the Grouch’s trashcan
  • Pizza was found among Oscar’s garbage
  • Look at the Tower as in Grump Towers
  • Supposedly Ronald Grump admits to the fact that he (G/Trump) did it
  • Also there’s an anonymous clue on a hidden sign in the Sesame Street film Follow That Bird
  • Trump is allegedly anti-Henson

Q:Why was pizza found on the set of a children’s TV show? A: This must have something to do with Pizzagate.

FOLLOW THE BREAD CRUMBS: UNRAVELING THE LINKS IN THE CHAIN

Other alleged clues are the fact that “in 1969 (when Trump dodged the draft), Henson joined the children’s educational television program Sesame Street where he helped to develop characters for the series” (as already mentioned). But also the fact that Jim Henson’s death was “highly suspicious” as he “died from pneumonia at age 53 on May 16, 1990, just over 20 hours after being admitted to New York Hospital. Dr. David Gelmont announced that Henson had died from Pneumonia.[8] However, he confirmed on May 29 that Henson’s immediate cause of death was organ dysfunction resulting from streptococcal toxic shock syndrome.” Q: Why the change in Henson’s cause of death a mere 13 days later? A: There must have been a conspiracy and secret cover up. Toxic shock syndrome is abbreviated T.S.S. which is clearly code-word for Trump succeeded successfully. Also Swamps are full of toxic substances. Trump is known for his buzz phrase: “Drain the Swamp.” Q: Was Henson part of the Swamp Trump is referring to? A: See link: Here. Ronald Grump (Trump) just so happens to be a native of NY where Jim Henson “mysteriously died” from an infection. Q: Why did Henson die in the native home of Trump? A: This can’t be a mere coincidence!

A MORE RECENT CONNECTION

Anonymous Muppet has also connected this conspiracy and alleged cover up to a wider Trump Body Count both on Sesame Street itself and elsewhere. He argues that not only did Grump directly cause the deaths of several Sesame Street residents through eviction threats (funding cuts) but also alleges that several Muppets have disappeared under “mysterious” circumstances as well. Supposedly some were on set; near or behind the scenes during the filming of some of Grump’s episodes allegedly. Q: what possible reason could these characters have disappeared after being on the show so long? A: “X character was retired due to a ‘mysterious’ death.” He also found a more recent link in the trail so to speak–in 2016 2 months before the anniversary of Henson’s “mysterious” death:

Garry Shandling — who ATTACKED the size of Trump’s lower trump was found dead of a “mysterious” heart condition. The doctor “REPEATEDLY REFUSED” to sign the death certificate — because he has no idea why Shandling died! Trump is WELL KNOWN to have THIN SKIN! DID SHANDLING GO TOO FAR???

Q: How does this connect to the secret conspiracy to cover up the “real” reason for Jim Henson’s “mysterious” death? A: “Garry Shandling (1949-2016) was an actor and comedian. He performed the voice of a pigeon (opposite Julie Kavner) in the 1998 film Dr. Dolittle which features animals provided by Jim Henson’s Creature Shop.” (Source) An anonymous source told Anonymous Muppet that Shandling was about to break “Big News” about the Trump-Henson connection when he suddenly died of that “mysterious” heart condition. Q: So does this mean Donald Trump alias Ronald Grump really had Jim Henson killed out of revenge for Sesame Street mocking him for decades? Just look at the trail of body-bags. A: “This conspiracy is old. It seems to have begun in 1993 with a list compiled by Guy Smiley’s cousin Gal Frowney, a pro-tabloid hack, which was titled “The Trump Body Count: Coincidence or the Kiss of Death?”[2][3] Frowney admitted that she had no evidence whatsoever that Grump/Trump was guilty of any wrongdoing…”

The gullible rarely believe they are gullible and the closed-minded don’t believe they are closed-minded. (Source)

 

—Blog post article reprinted in it’s entirety from ANonymous Handsocks R Us a subsection of BS.Com a subsidiary of InfoWars.

 

A New PSA Message from Our Conspiracy-Driven Church!:

May 22, 2019

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FEAR… ANGER… HATRED… AGRESSION… SUFFERING….

Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering.”—John Howard Yoder

“Together, these elements helped create a society in which many Americans see millions of snares, laid by a menacing group of enemies, all the more alarming for how difficult they are to identify and pin down.

Let’s pause to attempt to define a conspiracy theory. It is a belief that a small group of people are working in secret against the common good, to create harm, to effect some negative change in society, to seize power for themselves, or to hide some deadly or consequential secret. An actual conspiracy is when a small group of people are working in secret against the common good – and anyone who tells you we can always easily distinguish fictitious plots from real ones probably hasn’t read much history.

Conspiracy theories tend to flourish especially at times of rapid social change, when we are re-evaluating ourselves and, perhaps, facing uncomfortable questions in the process. In 1980, the civil liberties lawyer and author Frank Donner wrote that conspiracism reveals a fundamental insecurity about who Americans want to be versus who they are.” (Source)

We Discernmentalists are Conspiracy Theory-addicts—the more unbelievable the conspiracy the better to defend our Truth with. If your church teaches social justice—say George Soros is funding this teaching even-though it is in the Bible and Church History. Social Justice sounds too much like Socialism. If your Preacher preaches that God is love and loves the world—accuse him of preaching Universalist heresy among other heresies. Thankfully we Discernmentalists can find a conspiracy to suit our every need. We love our tin-foil hats and we love to keep them on extra tight.

And remember Conspiracy theories are I. Todyaso backed…Truthslayer and Don Jobson approved

 

Obama Is UnChristian: We Have Absolute Proof—

May 15, 2019

Exposed Obama’s Musliman ties—-smocking gun:

Barakobama’s .com

Our Research Robot Monkeys stumbled upon Obama’s personal homepage back in 2010 but our signals got jammed by the CIA. We can only bring you this horror now unfortunately. We think the code hidden in the Musliman language is talking about terrorizing Trump with pizza until he’s too Yuge to fit through the White House gate. The author of this plan shared with Obama was Anonymous. This gives us all the more reason to not question it’s authenticity. Our Research Robot Monkeys are still analyzing the rest of this hideous website.

Dr. I. Todyaso of ODMafia fame called to fact check Babylon Bee

May 7, 2019

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Daily Bunker ODMs Express— Our very own Dr. I. Todyaso named Head Researcher and Fact Checker for Babylon Bee after they pledged to support us in being #1 in Absolute Truth; Alt-facts; journalism and Fake News in Discernmentalism. Quote: “We look forward to our new partnership in helping us spread our Truth War Pope’s Absolute Truth (PBUI) to more people and helping us fight the good fight in lying; slandering as well as falsely accusing others of heresy by spreading misinformation and made up quotes about them. Before the Babylon Bee there was only us and our mentor the late Ken Silva—we were lone voices in the wilderness calling out all those sliding off the True Path set before us by Calvin; purified by the Puritans and perfected by our Pope John MacArthur (PBUH). We’d like to think we taught the Bee everything we know.”—Dr. I. Todyaso of the Online Discernmentalist Mafia.

Will this match be made in heaven? We can only hope so as more people need to be exposed to the Purity of Discernmentlism’s Doctrines. Certainly the Babylon Bee and the ODMafia share the same sense of humor Doctrinal Clarity in common as this news report of theirs makes clear:

John MacArthur, pastor of Grace Community Church and president of The Master’s College and Seminary, has made a lofty promise to his congregation. He has reportedly committed to building a 20-foot thick, 30-foot high concrete wall around the entire perimeter of the church campus in order to keep out charismatics that might otherwise infiltrate their ranks.

“I will build a great wall, God willing. And I’ll build it very biblically. I will build a great, great wall all around our campus—and I’ll make the Pentecostals pay for it. Mark my words,” MacArthur was quoted as saying Friday.

—Tyrone V. Hoofendorfer for the Online Discernmentalist Mafia on Daily Bunker ODMs Express.