Posts Tagged ‘self-persecuting’

BM Culture Farts Again

March 9, 2020

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Political sickness is a correctness. PS culture strikes again as for the first time, the name Muhammad has cracked the top 10 list of most popular baby names for newborn boys in the U.S., according to a parenting website that tracks the popularity of names among its users. Discernmentalists declare: this is how we get Shania’s law. Quote: “This is not a good sign. Unless people hope to have Shania law in the USA one day.”

El Sandi adds:

So how is this not desecrating his name and doesn’t have people running around with guns and bombs denouncing it? Seems to me when someone makes a drawing of him, they go nuts. How is this any different? What if it is an ugly baby? What if it is a boy who decides he is a girl – female Muhammads?

Facebook Is Still Persecuting Us

May 12, 2019

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After some of our unintelligence reports were accidently leaked—after we posted one of our current enemy’s article that catches them almost practicing Jehovah’s Witnesses’ post-mortem beliefs publically by mistake. We have been harassed by drones that we believe are connected to Bulpit & Pen—after a photo was released exposing the super secret highly classified entrance to one of our Truth Bunkers (thankfully an unoccupied one). Dr. Truthslayer was so ashamed by our enemies’ droning attacks that he personally fears for his life and is currently hiding in one of our re-sanctification chambers trying to get cleansed from the filth of such a blatantly harsh attack on us. Why must our many enemies hate us for sharing the truth of our Good News that God hates them? What did we do to deserve all these attacks?

Update #1- Dr. ITodyaso coaxed Dr. Truthslayer out of our re-sanctification chamber.

Update # 2-We now suspect that the attacks were connected to evil Emergents rather than Bulpit & Pen as their language was too filthy and sounded like censored Driscollian cussing rather than Pure Biblical curses.