Posts Tagged ‘not fooling us’

ABC Confirmed: Sesame Street Saga Continues-Trump Body Count Scandal

November 20, 2019

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Anonymous Muppet confirmed that the ABC in the title of his new book An Anonymous Killing On Sesame Street: A-B-C 1-2-3 Someone Yuge Murdered The Maker Of Me indeed refers to ABC Training Center where Mr. N. F. Trof allegedly learned how to administer IVs. Anonymous Muppet also revealed that there are more cryptic crumbs hidden within the title of his book:

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3-2-1 Contact was another of PBS’ shows as you may know but some may not realize that 3-2-1 Contact was a spinoff of the Jim Henson involved Sesame Street. How does this connect to the Trump-Henson Conspiracy? Further researchmentalism yielded these results:

—Trump seized 321 acres of Mashpee land in November of 2018

—One other result of 321—NDN has compiled a list of high-volume, Pro-Trump Twitter accounts which as of this posting are up to 321

  • Why the repetition of 321? Could it be that Trump is mocking Henson fans for putting Henson to death and getting away with it?

Anonymous Muppet further revealed that an anonymous emailer tipped him off to ABC possibly being the cryptic code that Trump gave Mr. N.F. Trof to let him know it was time to do the dirty deed. ABC of course equates to assassinate Brian Henson’s dad in Carolina.

 

 

Gays join the Truth War against Feminists

June 10, 2019

 

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“I’m a gay man. I am not a feminist. There’s a shocking statement. How could any gay man not need, want, support, affirm feminism?

What I learned surprised me. I learned that feminism was not about equality. I learned about the feminist history of hatred toward gay men. And eventually, I learned that feminism was actively engaged in a campaign that was doing to all men what others have so often done to gay men: demonize them as sexual predators and abusers in the interests of their own power and their own ideology.

Feminism wasn’t about equality: It was about bigotry.”—Matthew Lye

We couldn’t hardly believe it when our Research Robot Monkeys stumbled upon this shocking statement. We’re so shocked we’re pressed for words. How can this be? Everyone knows that gays are liberals and that feminists are liberals too—and that all liberals love gays and feminists equally. Its part of their pledge to use the Trojan Horse of gay feminism to destroy the American church by legalizing the gay feminist agenda to turn men into effeminate weak gutlesss grace girlie-men. In fact when I showed this Researchmentalism for the very article I’m writing to my co-laborer in Discernmentalism—-Dr. I. Todyaso—he exclaimed: “I hate this but most importantly I hate myself for not knowing who to hate more—but then I thought to myself what would John MacArthur (PBUH) do? Why! Point out his finger of self-righteous judgment at both groups and hate them both equally.” On the one hand—we’d like to thank the gays for helping us hate the feminists more—on the other—we’d like to thank the feminists for helping us to hate the gays more. Even-so you’re not fooling any of us as you’re not really among us Truth Warriors.

Update: Rumor has it that Dr. I. Todyaso has gone into hiding somewhere deep within our Truth Bunker upon viewing this Researchmentalism—but I could’ve sworn I heard his distinctive voice in our ODM cafeteria late last night in the afterhours as I was getting a midnight snack.