Posts Tagged ‘Look at me!’

Christians Too in Love with Jesus Trump-Supporter says

May 15, 2020

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Mr. Lieber T. Aryan of Church Slep exclaims he’s sick of hearing Christians talk about Jesus in all things including the OT as: “Christians have a “Jesus-intoxicated mentality” planted in their head by years of religious brain-washing. This has produced a strange preconceived notion that Jesus is mentioned in the OT.” That’s just what the sinfully heretical Emergent Red Letter Christian semi-pelagites want you to believe. Mr. Lieber who adores Franklin Graham and Ravi Zacharias says that anyone who believes the “unbiblical nonsense” that Jesus fulfilled OT prophecies needs to get a better Theology degree as Trump is our True Messiah therefore we can conclude that the OT is really about Trump and America First.

You know who didn’t believe that Jesus is in the OT—Martin Luther the Founding Father of our Protestant faith and Sola Scriptura himself—that’s who. Quote:

Christ is then present in the entire history of Israel. He is always present as the God who speaks and the Savior who is prophesied about. The whole God-man is present in the Old Testament. Not symbolically or allegorically, but in concrete reality. And he gives himself to his chosen people whenever and wherever his promises are believed and received. That is the concrete reality of faith that, as Luther noted, stretches from the first Adam until the return of the second Adam, Jesus Christ. Christ as God’s Word is present in the great signs and wonders done by God in the Old Testament. That is the grace of God.

No True Scotsman!

April 16, 2020

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Why do so many Christians willfully misinterpret their holy writ, and why does it so routinely result in random acts of non-violence? For as Calvin said:

“Whoever shall now contend that it is unjust to put heretics and blasphemers to death will knowingly and willingly incur their very guilt. This is not laid down on human authority; it is God who speaks and prescribes a perpetual rule for his Church. It is not in vain that he banishes all those human affections which soften our hearts; that he commands paternal love and all the benevolent feelings between brothers, relations, and friends to cease; in a word, that he almost deprives men of their nature in order that nothing may hinder their holy zeal. Why is so implacable a severity exacted but that we may know that God is defrauded of his honour, unless the piety that is due to him be preferred to all human duties, and that when his glory is to be asserted, humanity must be almost obliterated from our memories? Many people have accused me of such ferocious cruelty that I would like to kill again the man I have destroyed. Not only am I indifferent to their comments, but I rejoice in the fact that they spit in my face.”

“[They] well deserve to be repressed by the sword which is committed to you, seeing that they attack not the King only, but God who has seated him upon the throne, and has entrusted to you the protection as well of His person as of His majesty.”—and Calvinism not Jesus is the True Gospel. Calvin also said: “Moreover, God Himself has explicitly instructed us to kill heretics, to smite with the sword any city that abandons the worship of the true faith revealed by Him.”

Is there a single Bible verse that has an attitude toward gays and lesbians that is as tolerant and welcoming as liberal Muslims? The answer is no. Northern Ireland was for many years comparatively libertine (at least in the major cities)–their backslide into authoritarianism (the natural state of affairs with Calvinism) makes it highly unlikely. Bear in mind, Belfast is almost definitely the most liberal, tolerant Calvinist-majority city in the world.

Putting terrorism aside for a moment, can you ask your Calvinist acquaintances which passages in the Bible encouraged the formation of sex/drug trafficking gangs throughout working class cities in the UK, in which these gangs specifically target teen and preteen non-Calvinist girls to be used as sex slaves and kids to become drug-dealers?

While we’re on the subject, who’s your favorite terrorist group? I mean, of all the ones out there, which one is the most impressive, the most bada*s?

Personally, I used be a big UDA fan, but then UVF came and swept the world by storm. But it seems like saying UVF is my favorite is just so hackneyed, so cliche. And the IRA used to be great, but they’ve become so namby-pamby, so intellectual–they’re basically the country club of terrorist orgs. I used to like Abolish Human Abortion, but they already have such a big embedded fanbase in the Republican party, there didn’t seem to be room for me.

So, when push comes to shove, it really comes down to the UDF at least for me. They are the perfect blend of scholarship and slaughter–of composure and carnage. It’s hard for me not to cheer a little when they blow up a marketplace or a church.

So, how about you?

I see where you’re coming from: it’s the right’s overriding, often unthinking embrace of peace, kindness & love that will somehow transcend all else. It’s beautifully idealistic, and completely out of touch with reality. There’s no evidence whatsoever that being nice to Calvinism will placate it or encourage it to embrace the West, let alone gay rights. Australia has been nice to Calvinism for the last 20 years or so, and Calvinism has responded by turning certain suburbs  into war zones. In the meantime, in Istanbul, they hold gay pride parades unencumbered. Sure there’s disapproval. But no matter how much the propagandists at RNS profess otherwise, there’s overall tolerance. Islam breeds classically liberal values that encourage co-existence of people with different world views. It’s far from perfect (as the the Turkish revolution can testify) but certainly better than Calvinism. Calvinism routinely slaughters the infidels, and, in a nation where different sects co-exist, they’re at one another’s throats. But at least they don’t have much chlamydia.

At some point, the doe-eyed Right will have to acknowledge that Calvinism, though not endorsed by the majority of Christians, is a practice supported by a sizable minority, and they do not compromise. Niceness is weakness; kindness is capitulation. Well the Right ever learn? Perhaps, at long last, once the knife blade is tracing a horizontal line across their throats.

(Source: https://religionnews.com/2019/12/04/we-honor-the-victims-of-mass-killings-equally-why-cant-politicians-and-the-press/)

STATUS QUO JOE!

May 4, 2019

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‘They call him Status Quo Joe…she was his Discernmentalist rose lost in the flow…saying sayonara made him cry…but that’s not what they meant when they said goodbye…’

Eric Barger stars as Status Quo Joe—a down on his luck heresy hunter always ready to defend the Status Quo at all costs. Joe gets called to investigate a church outside of town—running into old troubles a long the way—causing him to discernmentalize by misunderstanding that any new way of doing church leads to Roman Catholic mysticism. After seeing couches and candles—Joe becomes increasingly convinced that this Emerging church has apostatized to contemplative meditation and therefore is no longer Bible-believing. Just when Joe is about to call down the wrath of God upon this church—the ghost of John Knox appears accusing Joe of being guilty by association for reciting Apostolic Creeds and also of being a reprobate (as Joe is an Arminianist Nazarene and Arminianism is the Road Back to Rome). Tearfully Joe bids farewell to the Status Quo for now—at least until his Doctrines are considered Pure once again.

—This film features the song Tokyo Joe based on the film of the same name which ironically this movie is not based on.

 

Breaking News: Our Ex-Leader Deposed!

April 26, 2019

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Spreading the ODM Gospel of fear and militarism! at Ron Luce’s Battle Cry training camps for Truth Warriors.

“This is a real war… I want an attacking church.” – Ron Luce

In case you are wondering we had to renounce our ex-fuhrer for sliding into  the apostasy of the sissified Evanjellyfish weak wimpy gutless grace girlymen: “…(Ron) Luce painted himself as the victim in an interview with Christianity Today: “I guess we’re guilty of reaching as many kids as we could, thinking our business model was sound.”” You hear that weak gutless spineless response—we would expect that from crybaby liberal snowflakes but  A True Man of God in our Truth War would never feel victimized:

…I don’t know if you’re interested in boxing. It’s a…it’s far…it’s the sort of last most barbaric holdover from the past where you pound people’s brains senseless. It’s amazing with all of the things that people scream about in our society…don’t eat potato chips and things like that…that somebody doesn’t rise up and call a halt to people bashing each other’s brains in on purpose. But as brutal as it is, boxers fight with leather gloves padded to cushion the blow. You should know that, in the days of the New Testament, Greek boxers had fur-lined gloves. There was just a little fur and leather, no padding. They were made generally of ox hide. And stitched into the glove at the knuckles was lead and iron. When Paul talks about fighting the good fight, he’s talking about some serious action. And in a Greek boxing match, the loser had his eyes gouged out as emblematic of his failure.Boxing, to us, is not what it was then. It was a death/life struggle. Serious conflict from which you could emerge dead or lifetime blind. I just don’t think the church understands that. I…I met with the pastor of the largest seeker friendly church, and he said to me, “You know what your problem is MacArthur? You need to lighten up.” And I smiled. I said, “It’s really hard to do in the middle of war.” Fight the good fight. It is a good fight, isn’t it? It’s a noble fight. To fight against the kingdom of darkness with the truth. The only weapon we have is the sword of the Spirit, which is the Word of God, right?

And I think that’s one of the serious problems today, is people aren’t taking the battle as seriously as they have to take it. And He helps us with that. “Fight the good fight of faith. Take hold of the eternal life to which you are called.” What does that phrase mean? He simply means this: Get a grip on the fact that you’re dealing with eternal issues. How can you treat the ministry shallow……in shallow terms? How can you treat it trivially? This is war, and eternity is at stake. “You knew that…He says in verse 12…when you made the good confession in the presence of many witnesses. You knew that when you confessed Christ, when we were all there gathered.” He’s probably referring to His ordination when the elders laid hands on Him and set Him apart from the ministry. “You confessed at that time that this was a mater of eternal issues. You’re not just slapping people around with some puffy gloves here. This is a life and death matter. Get a grip on it.”

A True Man of God would never run as we are suppose to keep up our good fight in victimizing others fighting for our Truth and the purity of our Doctrines. After all this is the Truth War and we must keep fighting so that we can feel persecuted by ourselves win the war against liberals; Emergents; globalists; socialists; Evanjellyfish and our many enemies of our Truth. What happened to the Ron who stood in the greatness of our militant dogma?  For shame—what happened to this Ron?:

BattleCry Philadelphia was more than just a vulgar carnival designed to suck donations into the coffers of Ron Luce’s corporation “Teen Mania”. Indeed, it had a point, to recruit the future elite “warriors” in the coming battle against the separation of church and state. It turned dark and frightening on Saturday afternoon. After Franklin “Islam is a Wicked Religion” Graham came out to thunder against the evils of homosexuality and the Iraqi people (whom he considers to be exactly the same people as the ancient Babylonians who enslaved the tribes of Israel and deserving, one would assume, the exact same fate) we heard an explosion. Flames shot out on stage and a team of Navy Seals was shown on the big TV monitors in full camouflage creeping forward down the hallway from the locker room with their M16s. They were hunting us, the future Christian leaders of America. Two teenage girls next to me burst into tears and even I, a jaded middle-aged male, almost jumped out of my skin. I imagined for that moment what it must have felt like to have been a teacher at Columbine high school. 10 seconds later they rushed out onstage and pointed their guns in our direction firing blanks spitting flames. About 1000 shots and bang, we were all dead.

What would our most Biblical and most Godly President ever say? What would the late great Pastor-Teacher to the Internet Congregation to the True Remnant of ODM Truth Warriors think?…in fact we already know as my co-warrior in our Truth War Dr. Itodyaso wrote the other day “he is rolling over in his grave.” Thankfully we came under the leadership of a True MAN OF GOD years ago even before Ron Luce was dethroned—who has led us to higher standards of godliness and self-righteousness in protecting our Pure Doctrines and militant dogmas—that True Man of God is the Pope of our Truth War aka John MacArthur (PBUH).

Facebook Is Persecuting Us!

April 23, 2019

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Breaking Truth War News: Facebook is persecuting us. Facebook has blocked me from sharing my Blog posts and not letting me share my hate love speech with everybody on Facebook. I feel so persecuted that I just had to write a post to show just how persecuted we are for our Facebook followers. My fellow Truth Warriors Dr. I.Todyaso and Dr. Truthslayer can attest to how persecuted we are. I feel outraged and personally threatened by the intolerant librul fascism of Facebook. Why must they harass us for standing on the Hard Truths of the Bible? Why is lamestream media silent on our plight? I liken my suffering to all those Christian martyrs suffering persecution elsewhere in the world. Please help us in our good fight against persecution and the intolerance of Facebook by liking the ODMafia and GOIP pages on Facebook where you can read more posts about how persecuted we are. Each new like supports us in our cause against intolerance and persecution.

Judging Others: The True Christian’s Duty!

April 17, 2019

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Bow to our Pure Doctrines heretics for we stand in judgment over you with our great Discenmentalism. You have heard it said judge not lest ye be judged but we say unto you that we have a right to judge all with our high standards of our Judgementalism using our Discernmentalist methods:

Angry Nonsense Guarding Everyone Really Horrible Against Truly Reformed Evangelicals Deconverting [to a more reflective Christianity] (ANGERHATRED)

For if we were to remove our Truth from grace you wouldn’t have grace, but a spineless imitation. (As you’ve already figured out, this is the shadow side of liberalism.) We judge so that our grace might abound.

Pope John MacArthur (PBUH) Was There

April 16, 2019

At every major event of history that’s how he knows all Truth.

Our Truth War against (Ana)Baptists and Everyone Else

July 12, 2010

We must continue to stand firm in our Truth War ways. We  mustn’t rest until as many people and people groups who don’t bow down to our Pure Doctrines are all slandered, libeled and lied about exposed to the Truth of the Purity of our Doctrines. This is the Truth War after all and we must use any means necessary to preach the Good News that God hates sinners so much and is so angry at them that He is threatening to pour down His Wrath upon anyone who doesn’t  obey the Law of our Pure Doctrines at any moment just like the Ways of the Master John MacArthur himself does.

As noble Truth Warriors we believe the following:

“GOD HATES EVERYONE EXCEPT US” — though elliptical — is a profound theological statement, which the world needs to hear more than it needs oxygen, water and bread. The three words, fully expounded, show:

  1. the absolute sovereignty of “GOD” in all matters whatsoever (e.g., Jeremiah 32:17, Isaiah 45:7, Amos 3:6, Proverbs 16:4, Matthew 19:26, Romans 9:11-24, Romans 11:33-36, etc.),
  2. the doctrine of reprobation or God’s “HATE” involving eternal retribution or the everlasting punishment of most of mankind in Hell forever (e.g., Leviticus 20:13,23, Psalm 5:5, Psalm 11:5, Malachi 1:1-3, Romans 9:11-13, Matthew 7:13,23, John 12:39-40, 1 Peter 2:8, Jude 4, Revelation 13:8, 20:15, 21:27, etc.), and
  3. the certainty that all impenitent “people who disagree with our beliefs” (under the elegant metaphor of “EVERYONE EXCEPT US” fueling the fires of God’s wrath) will inevitably go to Hell (e.g., Romans 1:18-32, 1 Corinthians 6:9-11, 1 Timothy 1:8-11, Jude 7, etc.).

We Discernmentalists and Truth Warriors are the only true followers of God’s word! Everyone else WILL be damned to burn in eternal Hell fire!

We do not need scripture to verify this statement. We have heard it from God himself! Repent! (everyone else but us) For you have sinned! You have been born different from us, and this is an abomination unto God for which your souls WILL be damned!

And remember the Absolute Truth of our Pure Doctrines will save you!