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Our non-Political Theological Creed 4 True Christians

December 20, 2019

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Since that horrible librul state passed that unbiblical amendment upholding the Constitutional principle of the Separation of Church and State but attacking our free speech to divide the church even further by making political endorsements from our Pulpits—we’ve decided to write a creed to unite churches (as there never was a creed unifying the church ever in Christian History).

Sound Doctrines and True Theological propositions our creed to unite churches includes: Belief in the Trinity? Nope. Jesus as Messiah? Nada. Rendering to Caesar what is Caesar’s and to the Lord the Lord’s? No. Forsaking worldliness? Nein. Salvation by Grace? Does not compute. Reference to the Incarnation? Nil. Belief in the Resurrection? Not a chance.

Here is our CREED that all must follow or else you are not a TRUE CHRISTIAN:

  1. We endorse Trump therefore since we endorse and follow Trump you must vote for him as well or else you’re not a “Real” Christian in fact you’re no Christian at all.  (Exodus 20:7)
  2. We follow Reagan and the Republican Party not Carl Marks and the Democratic Party nor Don John and the Liberterian Party or that Vegan Party with Lady Gaga—therefore you too must follow who we follow. (1 Corinthians 1:10-31)
  3. Abortion is murder the Bible says so in fact its the number one sin in the Bible—believe us. (0 Bible results for “abortion is murder.” 0 Bible results for “abortion is sin.”). Only Trump and Republicans take a stand against abortion like Democrats for Life of America.
  4. The only sin equally worse as abortion is gheyness—the Bible is Clear men shouldn’t lie with men–its an abomination. Only democrats are gay like Log Cabin Republicans. (Ezekiel 16:48-50; 18:13)
  5. Everyone should vote Republican as God is a Republican. (0 Bible results for “America.” 0 Bible results for “Republican.” 0 Bible results for “Democrat.”)
  6. America first—we support Nationalism just like God. (Isaiah 40)
  7. We endorse Trump just like Paul and John endorsed Nero. (Revelation 13:18) therefore you lose our blessings if you go against our endorsement and will be excommunicated from the only “True” Church with the only “True” Christian faith.
  8. We vote Trump just like Jesus voted for Pilate and Caesar. (1 Samuel 8-15; Mark 12:17; Luke 22:24-27) therefore you too must vote for him or else leave the Christian faith as you were never really a “True” Christian to begin with.

Our creed is 100% Early Church-endorsed as these quotes attest:

In us, all ardor in the pursuit of glory and honor is dead. So we have no pressing inducement to take part in your public meetings. Nor is there anything more entirely foreign to us than affairs of state. – Tertullian

All the powers and dignities of this world are only alien to, but are enemies of God. Through them, punishments have been determined against God’s servants. Through them, too, penalties prepared for the impious are ignored. – Tertullian

We are to scorn trying to ingratiate ourselves with kings or any other men – not only if their favor is to be won by murderers, licentiousness, or deeds of cruelty – but even if it involves impiety towards God, or any servile expressions of flattery and fawning. – Origen

A Bible Study on Never Compromising on Discernmentalist Truth

December 1, 2019

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Thank our God-ordained Party (God’s Only Inerrant Party) that America’s political system went from “working” to the current state where one party blocks the other and “compromise” is seen as a bad thing. We and we alone, are the reason for never compromising in holding our values in American politics as we alone hold to the whole Bible and Absolute Truth with Absolute Certainty. People who oppose Trump aren’t “almost demonic”—they are full on Satan-worshippers that includes RINOS.

As Spurgeon said:

If the world will not come to Jesus….Shall not the church go down to the world? Instead of bidding men to be converted, and come out from among sinners, and be separate from them, let us join with the ungodly world, enter into union with it, and so pervade it with our influence by allowing it to influence us. Let us have a Christian world.

Certain ministers are treacherously betraying our holy religion under pretense of adapting it to this present age. The new plan is to assimilate the church to the world by semi-dramatic performances they make the house of prayer to approximate to the theater; they turn their services into musical displays in fact, they exchange the temple for the theater, and turn the ministers of God into actors, whose business it is to amuse men. This then is the proposal. In order to win the world, the Lord Jesus must conform himself, his people, and his Word to the world. I will not dwell on so loathsome a proposal.

Our very black and white view of the bible and the world is crystal clear as our PURE theology paints all matters in a “good vs. evil” way that ignores a reality that was shades of gray and a multitude of colors. Our Pure theology teaches that in a binary, good vs. evil system there can be no “compromise” with evil—since we are the only “good” guys therefore the things we believe by extension are the bestest; most Pure; holiest good also, then ALL ELSE is bad. And not just bad, the philosophies and political positions that oppose us are the epitome of evil—the people who oppose us are demonic as the Bible says: “those not for us are against us.” This is because we have been pre-chosen by God and are “saved” and therefore PURE and “good” and HOLY—so the political views of our many enemies who disagree with us as well as the people themselves are “evil” as they are all unsaved heathens and non-Elect reprobates. In the past political parties had been free to negotiate and compromise on civic affairs but this new breed of political animal recoiled at the thought. There can be NO compromise with “evil.”

Tozer once wrote: “Compromise is everywhere, but, actually, no real union between the world and the Church is possible. When the Church joins up with the world, it is the true Church no longer but only a pitiful hybrid thing but an object of smiling contempt to the world and an abomination to the Lord!” Political correctness is a sickness and we hate politics but we must always be involved in politics in order to correct it as we’re always correct. Spurgeon also wrote: “Is politics dirty, then? Shall the Christian completely abstain? Stay out? Is there no hope?”

“Compromise” is a dirty word in the religious milieu of conservatism and our Truth War as you can see. I sat, ages ago, in many sermons and read many articles about it—having personally sat at the feet of the late great Walter Martin—being mentored by him through his recorded teachings on cassette tapes. Compromise of our “principles,” handed down from God himself, of course, is inexcusable. Who gave you the right to compromise on what God has pre-ordained? See how our TRUTH works? It keeps our religion pure and keeps pesky sheep from straying. Extended to the political realm this is a disaster for a nation. If we are on the side of all that is Holy and “good” and the side of God because we hold the only correct theology then others who don’t stand with us and God MUST be evil. They have to be evil – they oppose God! Simple, right? And so must their politics also be evil. Over time we had their theological perspective increasingly applied to civil discourse and governance. Biblical rhetoric that balkanized Christianity and created centuries of internecine wars had come to American politics with the same disastrous results.

So when you hear conservative, evangelical, and fundamentalist Christians bemoan the lack of civility in politics and American life be sure of this: they caused it, promoted it, and embrace it. The “civility” they want it for everyone else to agree with them. And anyone who doesn’t is evil and demonic.

Finally as our Pope over the Truth War John MacArthur himself (PBUH) has stated: “When it comes to matters of principle – moral and ethical foundations, biblical absolutes, the axioms of God’s Word, God’s clear commands, and the truthfulness of God Himself – it is never right to compromise.” We hope this look at what Scripture actually states opens up some of our readers who just do not get what this Truth War is all about and why we should never compromise on our Biblical values even in politics! So go forth and preach the gospel politics of Spurgeon/Tozer and John MacArthur (PBUH) without compromise and with zeal and earnest in the joy of knowing you’re doing the Lord’s work in spreading our PURE Doctrine.

We Support Racial Stereotypes

November 21, 2019

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Just as long as no one stereotypes us Discernmentalists. We support racial stereotypes because racism doesn’t exist. However we’re tired of libruls being prejudice about our racial stereotypes so they’re the True racists. We commend recent ODMafiaU Grad Lauren Bertrand who earned her degree in LibertAryan Discernmentalist Race Studies:
It should come as no surprise that someone as steeped in racial politics as Mr. Singh would take the bait on The Problem With Apu hook line and sinker. He’s entitled to his beliefs, just as we are entitled to think this pathetic documentary is a byproduct of Western decadence. Things are just so good in rich Western countries for so many people that they have to gripe about something as trivial as this.Simpsons’ Springfield is replete with stereotypes: racial, ethnic, disabled, gender, occupational, class, &c. That was a basis for its humor: it created a richly textured community for approaching satire from every angle. If you strike Apu for his caricatures, when do we remove Groundskeeper Willy for all the stereotyping about Scots? Or Smithers for gays? And after that, wouldn’t Springfield have a population of 5? Even more ironic because Apu is historically one of the Simpsons‘ most admirable characters: hard working, honest, ethical, a good father. Yet he’s still offensive because a white dude voiced him.

I hadn’t heard of Hari Kondabolu before today (outside of this cringeworthy film), but something tells me his style of humor is the sort that NPR Middlebrows and Rotten Tomatoes critics would fawn over, much like the musings of Lily Singh or Hannah Gadsby. In other words, lots of self-pity and references to “justice” and “marginalized” and “patriarchy”, which are not funny subjects by any reasonable standard for the unwoke majority–which means of course that sites like RNS (the religion department for NPR or New York Times) must work overtime to prop up these comedians’ otherwise marginal careers. And if they still flop, it’s because we’re bigots. So sad what’s happened to comedy amidst our Great Leap Forward: even The Simpsons isn’t really funny anymore.I hope that, when Kondabalu gets fed up with the US because it’s not enlightened enough, he moves to a country where there is absolutely no racism. Chances are this country will also have no problems with greed or jealousy or uncontrollable lust or gluttony or cable channels devoted to reruns of Full House. Maybe he will also find a station that shows only Simpsons episodes before 2003 (when they were good), and he can stretch out on his couch and relax…with his right arm wrapped around his purple unicorn bae.India, despite its numerous challenges, still offers a much more moral method of governing its people than the other mega-country out east.The one good thing that came out of Kondabalu’s jeremiad: the makers of the Simpsons held their ground and did not kowtow to the outrage mob. Apu is still one of the best characters on the show. And Hank Azaria still provides his voice.

We Should Endorse Sports Teams from our Pulpits

November 4, 2019

73 BC: The early days of product endorsement.

Recently the sinfully quasi-universalist heretically ecumenical liberal mecca of all things apostate NY passed a law upholding the myth of separation of church and state therefore violating our free speech to endorse all things worldly and culturally–driven from our pulpits. In fact we’re disgusted by this unbiblical law as this leaves apostates to pull for sinful sports teams against our CLEAR TEACHINGS ie soccer which is the gateway sport to socialism as Caliban a previous commenter on our Blog noted:

Caliban Says:
I think we should also lobby to endorse sports teams from the pulpit so that we can preach the full, complete and unvarnished Truth® of the Gospel of God’s wrath based on God’s Holy Word. Just think aBOut it? I mean some sports teams don’t line up with our political Christian values, and we have a duty to warn our congregations about where sports teams stand on our “Important” issues. Say like any sports team from canada we shouldn’t endorse, because all canadians are apostate socialist terrorist-enabling commie fags. We should also hold all accountable to our endorsements and excommunicate any member who heeds our warnings and doesn’t pull for the sports teams that we endorse.

And Arthur and I agreed: Good idea Caliban! I’m sure my fellow Discernmentalist Arthur McJohn would agree—he would also move to forbid any endorsement of soccer teams since illegal immigrants worship that Communist sport. American Football teams are a’ok however—as long as they support the GOIP Republican agenda and their coaches pray before games we should be Free to endorse sports teams all we like. Basketball teams are fine too—especially if they are teams that John MacArthur (P. B.U. H.) pulls for.

Arthur replied: “Yes, basketball would be the best because it has no roots in other heathen sports. (RealAmerican) Football is good also, and very manly, but it is a little similar to Rugby (damned anglican game).”

Just like how Saint Paul endorsed gladiators in his ministry and called down God’s Wrath upon all those who didn’t support the gladiator he supported or how Saint John the Revelator endorsed Nero Caesar!

Has Brannon Howse Lost His SPINE?

October 26, 2019

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Brannon Howse has turned against the Pope of all Truth (PBUH) as seen in this video—how dare he attack the Only True Living Teacher of God’s Word today like that!:

Oh the horrors as Brannon under John MacArthur (PBUH)’s leadership could’ve single handedly crushed the Socialist Justice Warrior Movement once and for all as Brannon believes:

Anti-Christian bigotry causes poverty! Separation of Church and State causes poverty! Liberal-leaning social engineers cause poverty! Brilliant! The man should have the Adam Smith Chair of Economics at some prestigious university…say…Liberty University or Bob Jones. Thank you Brannon Howse… (Source)

Brannon’s friend Jan Markel, a broadcaster with Olive Tree Ministries, also seems to think that our Pope (PBUH) is somehow involved with the New World Order. And even though the description of one of her radio shows on Howse’ site clearly misquotes the Pope (PBUH)—Jan has stated that Social Justice=Marxism.

One of our fellow Discernmentalists quipped:

Brannon’s clumsy, half-baked crusade to uncover imaginary collusion between a well-respected, rock solid Christian apologist with a 25 year track record of Gospel ministry and an accused Islamic terrorist sympathizer is bad enough. Compounding the problem is him mass blocking an entire online community of believers pleading with  him to step back and reevaluate the foolishness he has presented. Worse still is him hiding his dispute with a ministry that on the one hand he uses for his credibility, but on the other hand, disparages the men associated with that ministry. Such vacillating behavior reveals some troubling character issues that need to be addressed.

Repent Brannon repent!

Update: We caught our Pope (PBUH) returned to the fold: “I have also quoted John in several of my books.”—-Brannon Howse

Update #2: “I began to be concerned with MacArthur’s continued promotion of men like Mark Dever, Al Mohler, Ligon Duncan and others whom he would invite into his church pulpit.

In 2017, MacArthur’s ministry defended James White after he had an interfaith dialogue in my community with a Muslim Brotherhood, Jew-hating, holocaust-denying, Hitler-defending, Jihadi-preaching Imam by the name of Yasir Qadhi. In fact, in June of 2018, MacArthur invited White to speak at his church and seminary for a week, leaving no question that MacArthur had no issues with those who participate in interfaith dialogue, which is the number one strategy of the Muslim Brotherhood for taking over America.

MacArthur’s compromise on interfaith dialogue, and his continued promotion of social justice warriors Mark Dever, Al Mohler, Ligon Duncan, the [Cultural Marxist] Gospel Coalition and his 2018 appearance once again at “Together For the Gospel” with out-and-proud white privilege promoters and race-baiters John Piper, Matt Chandler, David Platt and others, led me to publicly apologize in my November 2018 book, Marxianity, for ever having promoted John MacArthur.

In this book I warned that John MacArthur had made a clear choice to speak out of both sides of his mouth, to have one foot firmly planted in the progressive evangelical camp, and another within traditional evangelicalism. I openly warned that MacArthur was choosing to sacrifice truth for pragmatic reasons as well as to remain within his “Calvinist camp” of good ol’ boys.”—Brannon Howse

Final Update: JMac (PBUH) back to believing capitalism.

 

 

 

Tyrone V. Hoofendorfer On Vermont

April 21, 2010

Vermont is evil we have proof:

Tyrone V. Hoofendorfer

10:58PM Jan 14th 2010
WTF!! So many of you are beyond dumb! You say that you hope Vermont does leave and takes it Republicans with it. VERMONT HAS VOTED DUMBOCRAT IN ALL THE PRESIDENTIAL ELECTIONS SINCE 1992!!! WHAT PLANET ARE YOU FOOLS FROM? VERMONT IS THE CALIFORNIA OF THE EAST. IT IS FULL FOOLS, IDIOTS, DUMBOCRATS AND COMMUNISTS!! They’re not all leftists. My father-in-law came from Vermont. He fought for his country and is a proud republican. But then he had sense enough to leave to!!
Can Vermont secede from the Union? Damn, I sure hope so. Let’s hope they can take Minnesota and California with ’em!!
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Tyrone V. Hoofendorfer

10:58PM Jan 14th 2010

Tyrone V. Hoofendorfer On Affirmative Action

November 20, 2009

Tyrone V. Hoofendorfer

1:20PM Nov 18th 2009
Hey Jrotced, could you please shut the F^ck up already!! You act as though you are the only one here with an opinion. You call everyone who has a negative opinion of Obama a bigot while in reality YOU are the disgusting bigot. You are to full of yourself to realize it. I myself am a VICTIM of the wretched practices of “affirmative action.” There isn’t one damn thing affirmative about this practice. I was poorer than ALL the black kids going to my school, yet they had the audacity to say things like “all you white people are rich,” as about 30 of them bravely chased me to my home in the projects. I was not considered for promotions in my early 20’s though I attended night school and worked hard. The higher paying jobs went to the Hispanics and Blacks with ABSOLUTELY NO COLLEGE; and they were fresh off the street. A young black lady in the H.R. dept. admitted this to me. This happened to many of my friends as well. I could go on and on with MANY atrocious stories, but the only stories YOU would be interested would be the stories of the struggles of a black man. WHY? Because YOU are a BIGOT!!!!!!!!
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One Of Our Fine Calvinazi Members On The Cult Of Scientology

October 28, 2009

Tyrone V. Hoofendorfer

11:07AM Oct 28th 2009
I’m all for anyone leaving the so called Church of Scientology. It IS a cult. However, Paul Haggis says his reason for leaving the church is their support of Prop. 8. That would be one of the very few reasons I support this church. Homosexuals and homosexuality need to go back in the closet. They should NOT be proud of themselves. Homosexuality is a reprehensible sin. A lot of you will complain and call me names. I don’t care. I KNOW that YOU are the sinners, NOT ME!!!
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Hoofendorfer is GOIP Sturmabteilung Minister Of  The Truth War On Scientology as well as an avid gay-basher. Praise God for his outstanding service to our Holy Republican American Reich—God save der Führer, Ron Luce.