Let us do all the thinking and researchmentalism for you so that you won’t have to strain any of your brain cells. In the words of the OD Mafia:
God’s truth is so fragile we must take a stand in God’s sovereignty to protect it. If we do not, the perverts and sickos of this world will destroy the church. Are you tired of those wimpy so called Online Discernment Ministries? We are and we want to stand up and protect our God and His Truth…Truth is so fragile and if we do not make a stand in the sovereignty of God, the Church might be lost to the sickos and perverts out there who are invading it! We know who and what they are. They are in our pews. They are on your TV. They are corrupting the most godly of things, the Internet!
This blog is about protecting the truth of God that is so fragile.
What we promise.
To expose all to God’s wrath.
To preach that Jesus is coming back and He is so angry with sinners!
Hell is a real “place”.
If you do not hold to true doctrine then you will be blotted from the Lamb’s Book of Life forever!
Spread the gospel of Spurgeon and John MacArthur (the only truth living teacher of God’s word) to all the world.
We are tired of emergents, RCC wannabes, Rich Warren, Rob Bell, Beth Moore, Brian McLaren, Doug Pagget, Tony Jones, sinners in general who are not worthy of our God, and anyone that sounds like or acts like any of these apostates.
Meet our GOIP Bots who assist us in our Absolute Truth War efforts as fully-fledged supporters of John MacArthur’s Truth Wars—
GOIP BOT 2000.10 or our God-Jesus Robot is the latest model in the GOIP Bot 2000 series and assists us in all of our judgementalist needs by helping to pour down God’s Wrath upon all, judging others, frontline defense, heresy hunting, omniscience, omnipresence, fortune telling among other judgemental tasks. We stole the top secret plans for the GOIP BOT 2000.10 from Japan. A home version of the GOIP BOT 2000.10 is now available from GOIP Labs:
Revised:*Here are two videos of one of our GOIP BOT 2000.10s in action—
When we asked if Brian McLaren is a heretic he responded “The answer is yes”:
When we asked if John MacArthur is ever wrong he responded “The answer is no”:
Finally meet GOIP Bot 3000 which along with GOIP Eye 3 is the backbone of GOIP Discernmentalism and helps assist us in counter spiritual terrorism, Truth War ways, arrogance, greed, hate, torture, self-righteousness, keeping God in a box, Nationalism, burning heretics, among other tasks, etc. Using Eric Barger‘s Bible-Based Mathematics System in which 2 + 2 doesn’t always equal 4 but sometimes equals 10—-here is the logically sound Biblical equation which proves this Absolute Fact: 2 + 2=4 but when turned upside down 2 looks like an inversed s and s looks like a 5 so therefore 2(s) or s + s really is 5 + 5 which means 2 + 2 turned upside down means that 2 + 2 sometimes equals 10—we calculated the technical details involved in the making a GOIP Bot 3000. With Ken Silva’s Seal of Approval our slave laborers created the GOIP Bot 3000 the top of the line in Truth War Discernmentalism:
This is why we will preach the Good News of God’s Wrath to you and force you to listen!