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Confused? We Have Good News For You:

March 29, 2011

Confused by all the New Age Modern (Per)Versions of the Bible… Tired of all the divisions in the church because your Pastor is actually educated and knows about Textual Criticism (How dare any Divinity school teach such an evil and blasphemous idea!!!)… Never fear have we got Good News for you: Why be in bondage to one Bible translation only like those evil Roman Arminian Papists were with their Latin Vulgate Onlyism when you can believe the complete opposite—King James Authorised 1611 Bible Onlyism for the win—because if it ain’t got the King on the cover it ain’t got the King inside and if it ain’t broke it don’t need fixin’.

Any missionary worth supporting will use ONLY The King James Version (in English) and the Textus Receptus or KJV for translation work !

You have NO business supporting a missionary
who has his car trunk (boot) full of bible versions
to please the whim of the churches he visits.

Such creeps are heretics, and you should send
them packing on down the road. Do not pay their
motel bill, and do not feed them.

They are capitalistic Christians–
making merchandise of the saints.

BEWARE OF SMILEY SAINTS WITH NIVS !!

BEWARE OF HICK GOOD OLD BOY MISSIONARIES
WHO TALK DUMB ABOUT THE TEXTUAL ISSUE.

THEY GOT THAT LINE OF BOLOGNA FROM
TENNESSEE TEMPLE OR BOB JONES U.

America’s True Founders

July 4, 2010

This July 4th remember the True Founders of America by buying our new Bible based on the American Gospel. Who are America’s True Founders you may ask? Well  the answer should be simple right:

 Which of these writers influenced the political philosophy and origins of the founding documents of the United States of America:  President Thomas Jefferson, John Calvin, and/or Saint Thomas Aquinas? Easy, right?  The answer is President Thomas Jefferson.   You know, Jefferson, the author of the Declaration of Independence, and one of the many founders who threw off the religious tyranny of then-England and safeguarded the separation of church and state in our government. WRONG!  If you are one of the 80% of  students in the U.S.A. who will be reading textbooks published in Texas, you wouldn’t know that President Thomas Jefferson is a writer who influenced the intellectual origins of our nation.    Instead, you will be taught that Protestant “reformer” John Calvin  and medieval-minded, pre-rational-thinking Catholic Saint Thomas Aquinas are the true influences upon our nation’s founding documents. 

By buying Our Pure Bible you’ll support our cause and learn these True Facts and more:

The Patriot’s Edition of the 1599 Geneva Bible is the same Scripture, word for word, that the Pilgrims brought to America nearly 400 years ago. This new edition, however, features a prayer by George Washington, which begins…

“O eternal and everlasting God, i presume to present myself this morning before thy divine majesty, beseeching thee to accept of my humble and hearty thanks, that it hath pleased thy great goodness to keep and preserve me the night past from all the dangers poor mortals are subject to, and has given me sweet and pleasant sleep, whereby i find my body refreshed and comforted for performing the duties of this day, in which i beseech thee to defend me from all perils of body and soul…”

This edition also includes the following historical documents, which are based upon Biblical principles:

•The Magna Carta

•The Mayflower Compact

•The Declaration of Independence

•The Articles of Confederation

•The Constitution of the United States

•Amendments to the U.S. Constitution

•Rules of Civility & Decent Behavior

ENDORSEMENTS:

“The publication and promulgation of the 1599 Geneva Bible will help restore America’s rich Christian heritage and reclaim the culture for Christ.”

Dr. D. James Kennedy, Senior Pastor of Coral Ridge Presbyterian Church

Buy one or two or three or even more and remember to also oppose the Mosque at “Ground Zero” just like Sharin’ Whiplash does.

P. S. Remember Separation of Church of State is a heretical lie from the pit of hell cooked up by secular humanist liberal atheistic crackpots.

Christ Rosebrough Teaches Important Truth

June 4, 2010

Chris Rosebrough of Pirate Christian Radio fame and of Extreme Theology teaches an essential and Biblical Discernmentalist argument and one of our favorites to employ—if you are wondering what this argument is why it’s none other than reductio ad Hitlerum:

The term reductio ad Hitlerum (Latin: you’re Hitler) is a flawless logical thought process or rational sense of reasoning that proves you are all like Hitler in some way, shape, or form. The reductio ad Hitlerum logic is of the form “Adolf Hitler (or the Nazi party) supported X; therefore X must be evil”. This logic is often effective due to the near-instant condemnation of anything to do with Hitler or the Nazis.

It is important to understand that those policies advocated by Hitler and his party that are generally considered good-natured, are all accepted by themselves, but because Hitler supported them, they are evil. In other words: genocide and Aryan white supremacy (for example) are considered evil because Hitler advocated them, rather than Hitler is considered evil because he advocated them.

The rational nature of reductio ad Hitlerum is best illustrated by identifying X as something that Adolf Hitler or his supporters did promote but which is not considered evil — for example, X = “owning dogs“, X = “painting watercolors”, X = “exterminating the Jews“.

You too can use this argumentative theorem—why just the other day Jan Markell made perfectly good use of the theorem by noting the connection between Islam and Nazism. The logical theorem of  reductio ad Hitlerum is best illustrated by this Bible-Based logic equation:

Reductio ad Hitlerum Theorem

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Reductio ad Hitlerum can be expressed in a simple equation, which includes the division of zero:

math

In layman’s terms:

math

                  You can’t divide by zero.

Shut up, Hitler-boy.

Yes even you are Hitler. Everyone is Hitler or at least everyone has some quotient of Hitlery within them. Reductio ad Hitlerum certainly makes winning any argument easy— for with reductio ad Hitlerum on your side how can you lose any argument as you can prove anything and everything; anyone and everyone  you personally disapprove of is really Hitler-certifiably evil.  Here are some more examples of this flawless logical theoretical  argument in action:

  1. Hitler supported genocide. John Calvin supported genocide by having “heretics”  burnt at the stake therefore Calvin is Hitler.
  2. Hitler exterminated another race: the Jews. Puritans exterminated another race: Native Americans therefore Puritans are Nazis.
  3. Hitler was a German anti-Semite. Martin Luther was also a German anti-Semite therefore Luther is Hitler.
  4. Since Luther has already been exposed as Hitler; Lutherans are Nazis;  Chris Rosebrough is a Lutheran therefore he is also Hitler.
  5. Hitler murdered some of his political opponents. Some Anabaptists murdered their political opponents therefore Baptists are Nazis. 
  6. Hitler had a mustache. Phil Johnson has a mustache therefore he is Hitler.
  7. Hitler started a Truth War. John MacArthur also started a Truth War therefore he is Hitler.
  8. Hiter was human. You are human too therefore you are Hitler.

Our Plans For Big Government

May 7, 2010

As True Bible-Believing Conservatives and the only True God Honoring Republican Party, We stand against Socialism and Big Government— here are a few of our favorite Bible verses which back up our stances:

Ronald Reagan 18:22- Thou shalt not let Communists or Socialists take office: it is abomination.

Ronald Reagan 20:13- If the Socialists and Communists take over there will be Big Government and all will have committed an abomination: you shall surely be put to death. Your blood shall be upon them for they supporteth the muderous buisness of abortion which is a great evil. However, genocide, torture and the slaughter of our enemies both foreign and domestic are all okay in mine eyes for thou must protecteth thy Pure Doctines and my Truth by any means necessary.

These verses set the foundations for our Anti-Big Government platforms. They also set the foundations for our pro-Theocracy and Theonomist/Dominionist mindset. We Know that the big issues of our day are found in the Constitution which is why we plan on legislating these Constitutional values when we take back the White House for Jesus: our Pure Biblical notions of individual morality such as gay marriage, abortion and public prayer. All of these must be enforced on everyone else by our God-honoring Theocratic Calvinist Government. Remember a Big God Government equals happy and healthy families but only those God already predestined.

A Big God Government equals Absolute Sovereign protection for those of us God saw fit to Elect especially after God pours down His Sovereign Wrath upon all of our enemies out of His good pleasure of course. A Big God Government equals welfare for the rich as only we deserve money.  A Big God Government gives us the right to slaughter our enemies eventhough murder is a sin since We are Truly Elect we don’t have to live by the Law for We are Once Saved Always Saved no matter what. So We ask you this is a Big God Government for you? The answer is yes because We already tell you what to think so Obey Us or else.

New World Order Weekend Says Arab/Muslim terrorists responsible for Oklahoma City bombing

May 6, 2010

New World Order Weekend notes: 

The Real Story of the Oklahoma City Bombing

By Roger Aronoff

 While liberal news outlets such as MSNBC were cynically exploiting the April 19 anniversary of the 1995 Oklahoma City bombing by attempting to tie the terrorist attack to the anti-government sentiments of the modern-day Tea Party movement, investigative reporter Jayna Davis was setting the record straight in an exclusive interview on the AIM radio show, Take AIM. The Oklahoma City bombing was an Arab/Muslim terrorist attack on the United States, she says.

Davis, author of a blockbuster book on the attack, The Third Terrorist, has examined and presented the evidence showing that Oklahoma City bomber Timothy McVeigh was in fact a front man for Middle Eastern terrorists. The third terrorist, in addition to the two, McVeigh and Terry Nichols, who were convicted, was an Arab. This was the mysterious “John Doe” who was never found. But other members of an Arab terrorist network were involved, she says.

She says the evidence was ignored and dismissed because the Clinton Administration didn’t want to go to war with Iraq, the likely culprit, and wanted to blame the attack on domestic right-wingers for political reasons.  

The implications of what Davis has to say are that the case is still unsolved, that the FBI blew it, and that we may still be vulnerable to Arab terrorists infiltrating the U.S. and killing hundreds or thousands of innocent Americans.

Indeed, Davis suggested in her AIM interview that another attack on American soil may be coming, perhaps from the same networks which sponsored McVeigh.

 Liberal media like MSNBC have peddled the false notion that McVeigh was motivated by domestic hatred of the government, and that the Tea Party movement is motivated by the same. Hence, by extension, the Tea Party movement will probably spawn anti-government fanatics who will kill people. This claim justifies government repression of anti-Obama political dissidents who may in fact be entirely peaceful and simply exercising their constitutional rights.  

One of the problems with the MSNBC narrative is that Davis makes a convincing case that in fact McVeigh “was a handpicked dupe, set up to take the fall in order to save his Islamic collaborators from prosecution.” She documents that he had expressed a desire to be a mercenary for Middle Eastern terrorists, and that the trail of evidence that both he and his accomplice Terry Nichols left behind points in the direction of an Arab/Muslim connection to the attack.

Indeed, Davis portrays Oklahoma City as one in a series of attacks engineered by foreign enemies of the United States that includes the 1993 World Trade Center bombing as well as the 9/11 attacks themselves.

 We  have Absolute Proof. Timothy McVeigh’s favorite Holy Book was the King James Version of the Koran. McVeigh was not a White Supremacist. He was a liberal in favor of  gun control and big government because he was a Muslim. Our Absolute  impeccable and infallible Discernmentalist logic proves this. If We say that Arab/Muslim terrorists were responsible for the Oklahoma City bombing then Arab/Muslim terrorists Were responsible for the Oklahoma City bombing. You can’t argue with or question our Discernmentalist logic as We have all Truth through our Bible-Based osmosis and our Truth is Absolute Biblical Truth period—of this We have Absolute Certainty.

Discernmentalists we must rise up and take a stand or else as Roger Aronoff futher states:

The parts of the story that Maddow and the rest of the liberal media choose to leave out point overwhelmingly to Middle Eastern terrorists being in control of the plot. And because they want to discredit the Tea Party movement, which poses a threat to the Obama Administration and Democratic Party control of Congress, these elements of the story will continue to be ignored as long as the official authorities fail to prosecute the real culprits. 

Jayna Davis’s book, her investigation, and reporting methods have been endorsed by several authorities, including former CIA director Jim Woolsey and former congressional investigator David Schippers, who wrote the foreword for the book.

 I asked Davis what it will take for the version of history that she has largely written to become the accepted narrative of what really happened. She said the people have to continue to press the authorities and the major media, even at this late date, for the truthful answers.

 “Here’s where I think it, it lies: It’s going to have to be the peasants with the pitchforks,” she said, referring to popular disgust with the official version of the story. “These people are going to have to rise up, just like the Tea Party movement is angry about Washington policies that affect their pocketbooks and the future of their children and the national deficit. They’re going to have to rise up and demand that this record is corrected.” 

Otherwise, she said, the liberal left will continue to use their version of Oklahoma City to smear anybody critical of their control of the federal government.

 She explained, “They’re going to continue to label anybody who carries a placard or raises a voice of dissent in a peaceful protest as a ‘Tim McVeigh wannabe.’ And until The Third Terrorist, and this evidence embodied in my book, is actually proven, prosecuted, and validated in a courtroom setting, the label of ‘Tim McVeigh wannabe’ is going to continue to be attached to God-fearing Americans who dare to step forward and question and hold to account their elected officials.”

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April 19, 2010

 

Anti-Discernmentalists Bash Our What Would Ronald Reagan Do? Campaign

February 6, 2010

Dear fellow GOIPers,

We are under attack by anti-capitalist anti-Christians aka Democrats, athiests, Emergents, Red-Letter Xians and labor unions. How dare they bash our campaign with liberal unbiblical bible verses at that! We must stop their attacks and continue our WWRRD? campaign at all costs. Help support our campaign by giving us money and donating to The Theocratic Calvinist Christian Fascist Party’s Fundamentalist Absolute Truth Final President Ronald Reagan Legacy Foundation. We need your help so that we can name more stuff after Final President Reagan to help preserve and protect his fragile Sovereign Legacy over America—God’s Holiest and Chosen Nation.

In Brannon Howse, Eric Barger and Final President Reagan‘s Holy Truth Warrior names, Jesus’ name  Amen!

Dr. Don  Jobson, Dr. Truthslayer, Dr. I. Todyaso and Dr. Arthur McJohn.

John MacArthur On Psychology

January 25, 2010

John MacArthur demonstrating the power of Bible-based Counseling over and against the errors of the evil unbiblical Satanist lies of modern secular Psychology and Psychiatry.

John MacArthur on the evils of Psychology:

I think it’s no exaggeration to say that the Christian counseling scene today is in total shambles. I’m not talking about true Christian counseling–that which trusts the Bible and the power of the Holy Spirit to conform a person to Christ–that kind of counseling has been successfully changing sinners since the apostolic age. I’m talking about pseudo-counseling–the attempt to fix people with a blend of secular psychological theory and the Bible. But have integrationist counselors affected any real change among evangelical Christians? Are people really fixed?

It has been sad to see so many Christians seek counsel from Christian psychotherapists who fumble around with theories developed by Sigmund Freud, Carl Rogers and B. F. Skinner. Psychology and talk therapy are so bankrupt that many are abandoning them to embrace biological psychiatry. Psychotropic medicine is the new savior. Problems that were once blamed on dysfunctional families and Id/Superego conflict are now charged to chemical imbalances and disorders.

Yesterday’s psychology and today’s psychiatry share the same fatal errors–they reject the total depravity of man due to sin; they treat the symptoms instead of the heart; and they aim for change that is not true sanctification.

In spite of obvious failure, the notion prevails within the church that psychotherapy and psychiatry are more effective agents of change–particularly in dealing with the most difficult cases–than the Holy Spirit who sanctifies. But can psychotherapy or psychiatry possibly accomplish something the Holy Spirit cannot? Can an earthly therapist achieve more than a heavenly Comforter? Is behavior modification more helpful than sanctification? Of course not.

WMDs Were In Iraq: We Have Irrefutable Evidence

January 20, 2010

Bush looking for WMDs.

Bush did not lie. We have evidence—here is a map clearly showing WMDS in Iraq:

And here is what we believe these WMDs look like—Absolute Proof:

Todd Friel Catches John Piper Teaching Man-Centered Doctrines

January 18, 2010

Here is the link and here is the incriminating video:

Notice the error —Dr. Piper said our seeing the Glory of God (human ability) can change us. This is nothing but Romanism in disguise. After all, human ability is “the darkness of Roman Arminianism, that man-exalting heresy.” This is why we must correct Dr. Piper’s man-centered errors. Humans are totally unable to see the Glory of God but God in His Absolute Sovereign Wrath predetermined from the foundation of the world who He gave the gift of sight to so that His Absolute Glory may change those Chosen Elect few and only them. For how can one dead in their sins see God’s Absolute Glory without first being regenerated? This is why we must call Dr. Piper to repent of his Synergism and back to our opinions biblical integrity and the Absolute Biblical Truth of Absolute Monergism.

P. S. Luther didn’t teach any Synergistic form of Monergism you know?