Posts Tagged ‘Facebuch’

Confused? We Have Good News For You:

March 29, 2011

Confused by all the New Age Modern (Per)Versions of the Bible… Tired of all the divisions in the church because your Pastor is actually educated and knows about Textual Criticism (How dare any Divinity school teach such an evil and blasphemous idea!!!)… Never fear have we got Good News for you: Why be in bondage to one Bible translation only like those evil Roman Arminian Papists were with their Latin Vulgate Onlyism when you can believe the complete opposite—King James Authorised 1611 Bible Onlyism for the win—because if it ain’t got the King on the cover it ain’t got the King inside and if it ain’t broke it don’t need fixin’.

Any missionary worth supporting will use ONLY The King James Version (in English) and the Textus Receptus or KJV for translation work !

You have NO business supporting a missionary
who has his car trunk (boot) full of bible versions
to please the whim of the churches he visits.

Such creeps are heretics, and you should send
them packing on down the road. Do not pay their
motel bill, and do not feed them.

They are capitalistic Christians–
making merchandise of the saints.

BEWARE OF SMILEY SAINTS WITH NIVS !!

BEWARE OF HICK GOOD OLD BOY MISSIONARIES
WHO TALK DUMB ABOUT THE TEXTUAL ISSUE.

THEY GOT THAT LINE OF BOLOGNA FROM
TENNESSEE TEMPLE OR BOB JONES U.

Global Warming: Praise God!

October 30, 2009

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Absolute Theocracy: Our Goal

October 30, 2009

Here is a picture of what America should look like after we completely train your kids in our ways. America—a Proud Theocratic Nationone nation under the bible, fundamentalism and puritanical Calvinism. Praise God!—-

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And here is a picture of the liberal apostate America before our holy conquest and crusade:

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Truth Warriors For Christmas

October 30, 2009

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Your kids will learn why American soldiers kill and slaughter our enemies so that we can have Christmas trees and say Merry Christmas but not Happy Hannukkah, Happy Ramadan, Happy Halloween or Happy Holidays. Oh no they don’t kill and slaughter for those satanic holidays.

One of our homemade Christmas cards. It always brings a tear to my eye:

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—from a Ron Luce Hitler’s Youth Camp For True Christians brochure.

Behold Our Beloved Führer: Ron Luce!

October 30, 2009

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Der FührerRon Luce in his Hitler costume for Halloween.