Posts Tagged ‘BS’

Trump considers Sicking Lobstermen from Mars on Deep State

December 11, 2019

MV5BZTA1NmQ5YjAtMzQxNC00NjIwLTlkMDctMjcxOGFmMjdhNWI4XkEyXkFqcGdeQXVyMDEwMzQ5Nw@@._V1_

Shelldrake Clorzo  pledges to pinch the Deep State with his pincers

QAnon reports on American Thinker:

Will December be the month the pincers close in on the Deep State?  Some promising storm clouds are building.  Justice Department inspector general Michael Horowitz will appear before Senator Lindsey Graham’s Judiciary Committee on December 11, with the long promised I.G. report on FISA abuse to be released December 9.The report is already being downplayed by the media, with the New York Times warning, “DOJ watchdog report expected to clear Comey, McCabe, and Strzok of bias in Trump-Russia probe.”  Okey-dokey, case closed.  The storm will be only a light breeze — at least according to their “unnamed sources” and “officials familiar with the report.” Read more: https://www.americanthinker.com/articles/2019/11/are_the_pincers_closing_on_the_deep_state.html#ixzz66pc3EPCC

It was also reported from an anonymous transmission from outer space that a UFO was spotted a few light-years from Earth. The Trump Administration has said to have made contact with the ship piloted by one Shelldrake Clorzo (a lobsterman from Mars). Shelldrake has been desperately searching for a way to avoid problems with the IRS of Mars and the unpaid millions he owes them in back taxes. He has asked Trump for help—in return and armed with a foolproof plan he pledges to sick his pincers on the Deep State to repay Trump.

Hate Calvinism Hate America: America has a Calvinist Foundation

November 29, 2019

slide_4

 

USA Has a Calvinist Foundation

By Theocrat 4 Life submitted to ODMafia University in fulfillment of Doctoral Degree of Theocracy degree

sig

Thesis: “Americans who are against Calvinism are unConstitutional.”

i have discovered that the founding fathers of the United States of America were Calvinists. They wanted a free republic, separated from the British Crown which they saw as supporting religious systems that were totally inconsistent with their faith. The first Europeans to settle in the US were the Pilgrim Fathers who were devout Calvinists, and it is through their influence that made the US the great nation it is today. Any student of US History will see that as obvious.

Supporting Argument: “It is interesting that George Washington was Calvinist, and most of his officers were Presbyterian elders. King George actually blamed the Presbyterian Church for inciting the American Revolution! Some historians, especially the English ones, not supportive of Calvinism have deliberately left this out. Most of George Washington’s army were members of Presbyterian churches.

Actually, the Presbyterian Church was the strongest church organisation in the US at that time. The Anglicans were small and their clergy were appointed from England, and they took to their heels back to England as soon as the Revolution started.”

Main Body: John Wesley, the Methodist founder, actually preached against the American Revolution. The Methodist movement was also not very strong in the US at that time, and their ministers took off back to English as soon as the Revolution broke out.

Of course, the Roman Catholic church hated the American Revolution because of its Calvinist foundation, because they hated Calvinism anyhow and treated it as a blasphemous heresy; and of course that church was backing the Spanish who had aspirations of controlling the whole country.

if the American Revolution did not happen, the whole of the US would have been controlled by Spain and would have adopted the religious system that was its foundation.

People who are Calvinist are motivated by conviction, principle and the authority of Scripture. They believe that the foundation for their salvation is that their names are written in God’s Book of Life.

Methodists (Arminians) are motivated by emotion, and make personal faith the foundation of salvation. It can be argued that this is a salvation by works and therefore not salvation as the Apostle Paul understood it.

Concluding Argument: Because the foundations of the United States of America are built on conviction and principle, and the founding fathers who wrote the Constitution were Calvinist Presbyterians, then those who live in the USA who rail against Calvinists and ridicule them may not be acting true to their own Constitution or the faith of their founding fathers. And it would be a shame for them that a guy living in a very small country in the South Pacific would know more about their history than they do!

But I want to freely acknowledge the multitude of faithful Calvinist Christians in the USA who know their history and honour their founding fathers for having the faith and determination to make their country a beacon for Christian faith, and by doing so, have created a nation well known for good Christian ministry and outreach around the world.

approvedA++- we agree. Strong arguments all around. We wish we could kick out all the non–Calvinists from our Great Country holding True to our Constitution’s principle of religious liberty for all. We also agree that those who go against Calvinism are unConstitutional as our Constitution gives us the right to Free Speech. It is a shame that so many Americans are not Calvinist as that’s simply unConstitutional! If only they would follow our Great Calvinist Founding Fathers like Thomas Jefferson author of our Declaration of Independence who said: “His [Calvin’s] religion was demonism. If ever man worshiped a false God, he did. The being described in his five points is … a demon of malignant spirit. It would be more pardonable to believe in no God at all, than to blaspheme him by the atrocious attributes of Calvin.” “Calvinism has introduced into the Christian religion more new obscenities than its leader had purged it of old ones.

Dissertation accepted

sigs

ABC Confirmed: Sesame Street Saga Continues-Trump Body Count Scandal

November 20, 2019

636252755900434737-031717

Anonymous Muppet confirmed that the ABC in the title of his new book An Anonymous Killing On Sesame Street: A-B-C 1-2-3 Someone Yuge Murdered The Maker Of Me indeed refers to ABC Training Center where Mr. N. F. Trof allegedly learned how to administer IVs. Anonymous Muppet also revealed that there are more cryptic crumbs hidden within the title of his book:

cryptogram

3-2-1 Contact was another of PBS’ shows as you may know but some may not realize that 3-2-1 Contact was a spinoff of the Jim Henson involved Sesame Street. How does this connect to the Trump-Henson Conspiracy? Further researchmentalism yielded these results:

—Trump seized 321 acres of Mashpee land in November of 2018

—One other result of 321—NDN has compiled a list of high-volume, Pro-Trump Twitter accounts which as of this posting are up to 321

  • Why the repetition of 321? Could it be that Trump is mocking Henson fans for putting Henson to death and getting away with it?

Anonymous Muppet further revealed that an anonymous emailer tipped him off to ABC possibly being the cryptic code that Trump gave Mr. N.F. Trof to let him know it was time to do the dirty deed. ABC of course equates to assassinate Brian Henson’s dad in Carolina.

 

 

Shocking Expose: Trump Body Count on Sesame Street exposed-allegedly had Jim Henson creator of The Muppets killed by infection

November 9, 2019

donald-grump-360f0bef-6fa9-4690-9f13-f365b7f01583

The “Clinton body count” is laughably stupid no matter how one looks at it. To believe the claims, one must accept that the Clintons are hyper-competent criminal masterminds who were able to arrange dozens of murders and cover them up perfectly. One must accept that Bill Clinton was able to suppress any evidence, leaks, or whistleblowers despite having proven that he was unable to lie effectively about a simple blowjob. (Source)

 

THE GRUMP-HENSON CONSPIRACY & COVER UP

Anonymous Handsock: Muppet Matters: September 29, 2019 (Sesame Street)-  “Falsehood flies, and the Truth comes limping after it; so that when Men come to be undeceiv’d, it is too late; the Jest is over, and the Tale has had its Effect…”Jonathan Swift, 1710. This post is brought to you by the letters: capital Q for QAnon; small letter t for total nonsense and the number 1 for 1 big fat lie…ah ah ah….

A NEW TELL-ALL BOOK BREAKS WIND OF AN ALLEGED CONSPIRACY AND SECRET COVER UP

A new tell-all book written by an anonymous insider source known simply by the pseudonym: Anonymous Muppet—anonymously reviewed by an anonymous source on an anonymous website that remains anonymous (BS.Com a subsidiary of InfoWars)— brought this secret conspiracy to our attention. Anonymous’ book simply entitled An Anonymous Killing On Sesame Street: A-B-C 1-2-3 Someone Yuge Murdered The Maker Of Me cryptically alleges that Donald Trump alias Ronald Grump had Jim Henson put to death by natural infection out of revenge for Henson’s involvement with PBS’ show Sesame Street that mocked him for decades. Q: if Trump said he could get away with killing someone in NY—why not Sesame Street? A: Anonymous Muppet aims to show the “facts” on this secret cover up in his anonymously written book.

CRYPTIC CLUES REVEALED

Some of these alleged cryptic clues collected from various anonymous sources (so their reliability is unquestionable) include:

  • Grump: death be thy name
  • An alleged upside down Q and RGDTKJH made out in certain lighting on Oscar the Grouch’s trashcan
  • Pizza was found among Oscar’s garbage
  • Look at the Tower as in Grump Towers
  • Supposedly Ronald Grump admits to the fact that he (G/Trump) did it
  • Also there’s an anonymous clue on a hidden sign in the Sesame Street film Follow That Bird
  • Trump is allegedly anti-Henson

Q:Why was pizza found on the set of a children’s TV show? A: This must have something to do with Pizzagate.

FOLLOW THE BREAD CRUMBS: UNRAVELING THE LINKS IN THE CHAIN

Other alleged clues are the fact that “in 1969 (when Trump dodged the draft), Henson joined the children’s educational television program Sesame Street where he helped to develop characters for the series” (as already mentioned). But also the fact that Jim Henson’s death was “highly suspicious” as he “died from pneumonia at age 53 on May 16, 1990, just over 20 hours after being admitted to New York Hospital. Dr. David Gelmont announced that Henson had died from Pneumonia.[8] However, he confirmed on May 29 that Henson’s immediate cause of death was organ dysfunction resulting from streptococcal toxic shock syndrome.” Q: Why the change in Henson’s cause of death a mere 13 days later? A: There must have been a conspiracy and secret cover up. Toxic shock syndrome is abbreviated T.S.S. which is clearly code-word for Trump succeeded successfully. Also Swamps are full of toxic substances. Trump is known for his buzz phrase: “Drain the Swamp.” Q: Was Henson part of the Swamp Trump is referring to? A: See link: Here. Ronald Grump (Trump) just so happens to be a native of NY where Jim Henson “mysteriously died” from an infection. Q: Why did Henson die in the native home of Trump? A: This can’t be a mere coincidence!

A MORE RECENT CONNECTION

Anonymous Muppet has also connected this conspiracy and alleged cover up to a wider Trump Body Count both on Sesame Street itself and elsewhere. He argues that not only did Grump directly cause the deaths of several Sesame Street residents through eviction threats (funding cuts) but also alleges that several Muppets have disappeared under “mysterious” circumstances as well. Supposedly some were on set; near or behind the scenes during the filming of some of Grump’s episodes allegedly. Q: what possible reason could these characters have disappeared after being on the show so long? A: “X character was retired due to a ‘mysterious’ death.” He also found a more recent link in the trail so to speak–in 2016 2 months before the anniversary of Henson’s “mysterious” death:

Garry Shandling — who ATTACKED the size of Trump’s lower trump was found dead of a “mysterious” heart condition. The doctor “REPEATEDLY REFUSED” to sign the death certificate — because he has no idea why Shandling died! Trump is WELL KNOWN to have THIN SKIN! DID SHANDLING GO TOO FAR???

Q: How does this connect to the secret conspiracy to cover up the “real” reason for Jim Henson’s “mysterious” death? A: “Garry Shandling (1949-2016) was an actor and comedian. He performed the voice of a pigeon (opposite Julie Kavner) in the 1998 film Dr. Dolittle which features animals provided by Jim Henson’s Creature Shop.” (Source) An anonymous source told Anonymous Muppet that Shandling was about to break “Big News” about the Trump-Henson connection when he suddenly died of that “mysterious” heart condition. Q: So does this mean Donald Trump alias Ronald Grump really had Jim Henson killed out of revenge for Sesame Street mocking him for decades? Just look at the trail of body-bags. A: “This conspiracy is old. It seems to have begun in 1993 with a list compiled by Guy Smiley’s cousin Gal Frowney, a pro-tabloid hack, which was titled “The Trump Body Count: Coincidence or the Kiss of Death?”[2][3] Frowney admitted that she had no evidence whatsoever that Grump/Trump was guilty of any wrongdoing…”

The gullible rarely believe they are gullible and the closed-minded don’t believe they are closed-minded. (Source)

 

—Blog post article reprinted in it’s entirety from ANonymous Handsocks R Us a subsection of BS.Com a subsidiary of InfoWars.

 

Blocked By One Of Our Own

May 9, 2019

2

The attacks on us by our former allies the formerly known Propaganda & Party (Pulpit & Pen) now henceforth known as Bulpit & Pen have taken a turn for the worse and have gotten extra ugly. Recently our Mighty notTwitter Truth Warriors were blocked. Yes blocked— Bulpit & Pen blocked us from spying on following them on their Socialist Media account on Twitter—after discovering Dr. Truthslayer’s helpful meme. We are beyond outraged—for one: how dare they go against our Clear Teachings that even we ourselves don’t follow on Social Media leading to Socializing which is sheer worldliness and even worse Socialism. We thought they were much more anti-Social Gospel than that.

Even moreso Bulpit & Pen have turned their missives on our newest ally in protecting the fragile Hard Truth of our Glorious Pope John MacArthur’s Truth War (PBUI):

  1. Do not post memes.

  2. Do not post Babylon Bee articles.

We have even more reason to be concerned that Bulpit & Pen are apostatizing from the worldly means in which all True Truth Warriors fighting the good fight against for Truth wage our Truth War©2007®™ . What would our mutual Pope John MacArthur (PBUH)’s right hand man Phil Johnson aka Hugh Jass think or the Mighty Truth Warrior Frank Turk? We only pray that Bulpit & Pen repent and turn back to the fold of fighting the good Truth War for our mutual Pope John MacArthur’s Absolute Truth©2007®™ .

e-s_001

Belligerent Static Warns Discernmentalist Ministry

April 18, 2019

7

Beware BS is coming to your homes… BS is coming to your schools… BS is even coming to our churches… be  warned and beware the hordes of BS going round… so spread the fear and spread the hate.