Posts Tagged ‘Babylonian hordes’

Toilet Paper Shortage scheme of the Even Deeper State

March 28, 2020

 

A Conspiracy Theory about Conspiracy Theorists

pink poo_LRGPooAnon break wind: our deep undercover researchmentalist expertmentalists have uncovered shocking secrets. In hidden documents created by the Even Deeper State it was revealed that QAnon and Trump plotted a toilet paper shortage scheme to distract the public from their nefarious activities. In newly leaked documents it was uncovered that Trump is working for the Even Deeper State aka the Mole People and that the funder of the Mole People are the Mooch Brothers who also pay QAnon who are all undercover actors working for the Even Deeper State as led by Yuri A. Nuz and Yura Rek Tum.

These expertmentalists have traced this scheme via factual charts:

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The reason for toilet paper is because Mole People needed it to ward off the Lizard People who left chem trails in their radiated water. This all makes  sense and is totally true because the  Lamestream Media refuses to report these FACTS.

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When this all blows over will Trump be charged? Including the FACT that he had Jim Henson put to death with help from UFOs. This is all TRUE because the Lamestream Media refuses to report it.

 

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A totally real photo, not photoshopped nor made up. The Media doesn’t want you to see it.

Ray Comfort (Awesome) warns Bibliophiles the same as Pedophiles

May 18, 2019

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Evidence of Bibliophilia: Here a Book assaults an un-expectant innocent young lady.

Ray Comfort (Awesome) another defender of our Mighty Truth especially against the atheist hordes—deposited nuggets of Comfort (Awesome) while working with us on our sin-free Arthur episode. Ray (Awesome) Hell’s Best Kept Secret told us that Bibliophiles are the same as pedophiles: “Bibliophile noun a cross between a paedophile and the Bible.” Ray Comfort (Awesome) also gave us this advice on what to look out for in banning sinners from commenting on our Blogs: “If you call any other Christian on this page a ‘bibliophile’ I will ban you.” Ray (Awesome) also went on to state that: “I thought it was just another atheist insult, a cross between pedophile and Bible. My sincere apologies. Still learning. Best wishes.”

Ray (Awesome) we believed you have slipped in apologizing to that atheist as Discernmentalists we should never apologize for speaking our the Truth. If anything that atheist should apologize to you for insulting your intelligence—we know bibliophiles are the same as pedophiles. We have shocking evidence that bibliophiles are assaulting children with books—{click link: [HERE] (Warning Graphic Imagery)}. We believe this lapse in self-righteousness is due to the Eastern Mysticism we caught him practicing when he recited Bible verses in a Triadic liturgical mantra against our Clear Teachings against such.

On a related note—Mrs. Jobson has gotten use to the smell of her mothball necklace that protects her from the feminist attacks of Mothra priestesses. She gave a few to our children and really recommends mothballs for protection against bibliophiles as they’ve stopped the attacks from atheist bibliophiles like Disney molesting our kids with strange books.