Toilet Paper Shortage scheme of the Even Deeper State

 

A Conspiracy Theory about Conspiracy Theorists

PooAnon break wind: our deep undercover researchmentalist expertmentalists have uncovered shocking secrets. In hidden documents created by the Even Deeper State it was revealed that QAnon and Trump plotted a toilet paper shortage scheme to distract the public from their nefarious activities. In newly leaked documents it was uncovered that Trump is working for the Even Deeper State aka the Mole People and that the funder of the Mole People are the Mooch Brothers who also pay QAnon who are all undercover actors working for the Even Deeper State as led by Yuri A. Nuz and Yura Rek Tum.

These expertmentalists have traced this scheme via factual charts:

The reason for toilet paper is because Mole People needed it to ward off the Lizard People who left chem trails in their radiated water. This all makes  sense and is totally true because the  Lamestream Media refuses to report these FACTS.

When this all blows over will Trump be charged? Including the FACT that he had Jim Henson put to death with help from UFOs. This is all TRUE because the Lamestream Media refuses to report it.

 

A totally real photo, not photoshopped nor made up. The Media doesn’t want you to see it.

John MacArthur (PBUH) to re-release Poop Wars: Fighting for Superstitions; Incoherence and Irrelevancy against Emergents; Liberals; Atheist Arminians; Chaotic Charismatics and Catholic Scientists in an Age of Scientific Fact and Reason

Never to shy away from controversy our fearless Pope of all Truth over the Truth War (TPUT) decides to re-release his book Poop Wars amidst the toilet paper shortage as a warning to America to turn back to what the Bible aka his Holy Doctrines (PBUT) teach. In one of his sermons from the book (TPUI) he exposits (as God only recognizes expository sermons as topical preaching is too liberal and clearly not PURELY REFORMED enough): America needs to repent from using toilet paper—lest we fall into the angry hand of our Sovereign God before the Rapture—MY Schofield-inspired STUDY bible is Absolutely CLEAR!

Our Holy Sovereign Creator, God of Wrath, is most pleased when we (the Elect) obey and submit to the Orthodox Doctrine of the Holy Pooping as clearly laid out in His Holy Inerrant and Infallible Word. When the Israelites obeyed our God of Wrath not love (Theological liberals want to delude you into thinking God is a lovey dovey inclusive God of let’s hold hands and sing kumba-yah but the Bible is clear on this matter when it says: “God is an all consuming fire, a God of Vengeful Wrath and no respecter of persons”) by defecating outside, they gave God the glory by defecating in a holy manner.
One other thing I would like to say to Bible-minded Christians is to remain Bibliocentric and hold onto Biblical Integrity, one ought to confront all Christians living in the sin of using toilet paper as toilet paper was invented by Pagan Chinese, who worshipped false gods and not our God of Wrath as Revealed in the Inerrant and Infallible Holy Bible. Also, paper itself was invented by Pagan Egyptians to inscribe their demonic and blasphemous scriptures to their false gods, in their dark, morally and spiritually corrupt religious practices—so that if the Elect falls prey to the sin of using toilet paper, they in affect may be welcoming in false gods (disguised as seducing demons) into their lives. So as we can see using toilet paper is an unholy sin of humanistic pride against our Divine Sovereign God of Wrath, who in His Absolute Sovereignty created (6000 years ago in 6 literal days) our hands, wool, lace or hemp, wood shavings, leaves, grass, hay, stone, sand, moss, water, snow, maize husks, fruit skins, or seashells, and corn cobs for us to use to clean our anuses. Toilet paper then is for that old line of theological liberals, evolutionists, secular humanists and atheistic communists and not True Bible-Believing Christians.

Sharon Whitley agrees and reminds the Elect that using toilet paper is as unbiblical and Popish Pagan as the false worship of those Romish holidays of Christmas and Easter. Clearly the road to idolatry and statue worship!  So remember:

Wipe your ass with soft paper from a roll/And to hell lose your very soul /Wipe your ass with rough leaves and grass/Please our loving Sovereign hate-filled God of ABSOLUTE WRATH!

In other news: MacArthur (TPUH)’s son is being investigated for fraud.

Mark MacArthur, a son of Pastor John MacArthur of Grace Community Church in California, has been charged by the Securities and Exchange Commission along with a wealth management company he founded with defrauding their advisory clients.

BM Culture Farts Again

Political sickness is a correctness. PS culture strikes again as for the first time, the name Muhammad has cracked the top 10 list of most popular baby names for newborn boys in the U.S., according to a parenting website that tracks the popularity of names among its users. Discernmentalists declare: this is how we get Shania’s law. Quote: “This is not a good sign. Unless people hope to have Shania law in the USA one day.”

El Sandi adds:

Sandi in the Burbs • 9 hours ago

So how is this not desecrating his name and doesn’t have people running around with guns and bombs denouncing it? Seems to me when someone makes a drawing of him, they go nuts. How is this any different? What if it is an ugly baby? What if it is a boy who decides he is a girl – female Muhammads?

Oh dehoreres de gayze are taking ovur uz!

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Growing up I viewed the Republican Party as the insanely religious and morally inept, and party of corruption Clip ahead to 2020 and they’re the party of progress, equality, and true ethics/morals. I’ve never seen this amount of openness from a political party before. I hope it continues to embrace a forward outlook, where people are judged by their character and moral fabric. I still despise the two party system, but until we all mature out of it – it’s what we have to deal it! #q #qanon #maga #wwg1wga #thegreatawakening #darktolight #painiscoming #disclosure #secretspaceprogram #ssp #solarwarden #clintonbodycount #panicindc #spiritcooking #epsteinisland #wakeupsheep #qthewakeup #abovemajestic #pedowood #digitalarmy #stopthecoup #alpha45

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When will the gayification stop? When the weapons of mass gaydiation cease… see link: Here.

 

We’re Being Invaded…

Dearborn, Michigan 2019—thanks a lot libturdz.

“Everyone talks about religious liberty, but no one believes it. So let us be blunt about it: we must use the doctrine of religious liberty to gain independence for Christian schools until we train up a generation of people who know that there is no religious neutrality, no neutral law, no neutral education, and no neutral civil government. Then they will get busy in constructing a Bible-based social, political, and religious order which finally denies the religious liberty of the enemies of God.” ~Iman Mullah Gary North (Source)

Western Civilization is falling thanks to libruls. Muslimen are invading and taking over our Great Country spreading Shariya’s laws. Why just the other day I was visiting the local grocery store and they had *halal* (*shocker) food—if that’s not proof that we’re being invaded then I don’t know what is. No other religious custom has their food in our grocery stores—how come the Moslems get to spread their foods? Diversity that’s why—another evil liebral plot to kill all white conservative bible-believing heterosexual men. I’ve never heard nor seen an International section before in our grocery stores in my lifetime and if there is it must be part of the leftist globalist agenda. What’s happening to our culture—why must libbies and muslims destroy it? What happened to grocery stores only being filled with ethnically American bible-believing foods from our culture? Why are good conservative American bible-believin’ Christian non-immigrant native foods like lasagna; quesadillas; matzah balls; baguettes; chop suey; or kebabs; etc. no longer allowed? Why must leftist librul socialists force us to accept diversity? I don’t see any diversity in Islam.

Eric Barger warns:

How true. Perhaps this is why the secularists have systematically attempted to delete the Christian history of our Founding Fathers any way they can?

It is truly in our hands to see that succeeding generations understand, respect and are given the opportunity to live by the principles that truly guided our nation to the past greatness which we still enjoy remnants of today.

In closing, allow the words of Noah Webster, the father of American education, to resound in your heart. They are still the truth today.

“Education is useless without the Bible…The Bible was America’s basic text book in all fields.”

“In my view, the Christian religion is the most important and one of the first things in which all children, under a free government ought to be instructed. . . . No truth is more evident to my mind than that the Christian religion must be the basis of any government intended to secure the rights and privileges of a free people.”

While America is thinking about basketball playoffs and American Idol finalists perhaps it would be good to understand the plan that Islamists have to overwhelm, dominate, and control our government and legal system. That’s right. And they are DOING IT RIGHT NOW!

If you care about your freedom to express the Gospel and your kids and grandkid’s ability to live free lives you need to know that what I and others have been warning about is now coming true behind the scenes and all of this while our media stand idly by complicit to help turn America in favor of Islam and Sharia Law. That’s right. Just keep sitting on the sidelines and we will all pay the consequences. Get Lutzer’s book and Take A Stand!

 

DISCERNO: Fuel for Heretic Burning!

Oh by the way God gave Biblical Christians the power of discernment, so we use our brains and not blindly go along with the world, or CT without discernment. We keep our discernmented rage burning for hours on end with the handy aid of DISCERNO Brand Fuel. As Tim Chalies quoting from Phil Johnson aka Hugh Jass quoting from Spurgeon told us to tell you: “since the leftists cheering for CT’s sudden lust for popularity with the haters won’t generate any new subscriptions beyond a handful of cheerleaders today, those declining subscribers will be the end of a rag that has been in decline for years.”

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  MelvinLoudermilk • 2 days ago

  Liberals, most of whom, do not believe in God (see this very comment section), view Glli as this week’s useful tool. They view his “elite” seminary degree as something equivalent to a piece of paper in a Crackerjacks box.

 

Trump 2020

Phil has John MacArthur (PBUH)’s approval so we just go along with whatever worldly attack the mighty Pyromaniacs puts out—which is why we sternly prefer DISCERNO Brand—the perfect fuel for burning heretics at the stake!

Our non-Political Theological Creed 4 True Christians

Since that horrible librul state passed that unbiblical amendment upholding the Constitutional principle of the Separation of Church and State but attacking our free speech to divide the church even further by making political endorsements from our Pulpits—we’ve decided to write a creed to unite churches (as there never was a creed unifying the church ever in Christian History).

Sound Doctrines and True Theological propositions our creed to unite churches includes: Belief in the Trinity? Nope. Jesus as Messiah? Nada. Rendering to Caesar what is Caesar’s and to the Lord the Lord’s? No. Forsaking worldliness? Nein. Salvation by Grace? Does not compute. Reference to the Incarnation? Nil. Belief in the Resurrection? Not a chance.

Here is our CREED that all must follow or else you are not a TRUE CHRISTIAN:

1. We endorse Trump therefore since we endorse and follow Trump you must vote for him as well or else you’re not a “Real” Christian in fact you’re no Christian at all.  (Exodus 20:7)
2. We follow Reagan and the Republican Party not Carl Marks and the Democratic Party nor Don John and the Liberterian Party or that Vegan Party with Lady Gaga—therefore you too must follow who we follow. (1 Corinthians 1:10-31)
3. Abortion is murder the Bible says so in fact its the number one sin in the Bible—believe us. (0 Bible results for “abortion is murder.” 0 Bible results for “abortion is sin.”). Only Trump and Republicans take a stand against abortion like Democrats for Life of America.
4. The only sin equally worse as abortion is gheyness—the Bible is Clear men shouldn’t lie with men–its an abomination. Only democrats are gay like Log Cabin Republicans. (Ezekiel 16:48-50; 18:13)
5. Everyone should vote Republican as God is a Republican. (0 Bible results for “America.” 0 Bible results for “Republican.” 0 Bible results for “Democrat.”)
6. America first—we support Nationalism just like God. (Isaiah 40)
7. We endorse Trump just like Paul and John endorsed Nero. (Revelation 13:18) therefore you lose our blessings if you go against our endorsement and will be excommunicated from the only “True” Church with the only “True” Christian faith.
8. We vote Trump just like Jesus voted for Pilate and Caesar. (1 Samuel 8-15; Mark 12:17; Luke 22:24-27) therefore you too must vote for him or else leave the Christian faith as you were never really a “True” Christian to begin with.

Our creed is 100% Early Church-endorsed as these quotes attest:

In us, all ardor in the pursuit of glory and honor is dead. So we have no pressing inducement to take part in your public meetings. Nor is there anything more entirely foreign to us than affairs of state. – Tertullian

All the powers and dignities of this world are only alien to, but are enemies of God. Through them, punishments have been determined against God’s servants. Through them, too, penalties prepared for the impious are ignored. – Tertullian

We are to scorn trying to ingratiate ourselves with kings or any other men – not only if their favor is to be won by murderers, licentiousness, or deeds of cruelty – but even if it involves impiety towards God, or any servile expressions of flattery and fawning. – Origen

Behold The Horrors Of Christ-Mass!

Oh what unbiblical horrors of this demonic holiday—praise Dort! How dare anyone celebrate love joy and peace—why that leads to Roman Arminianism that man exalting heresy! Thankfully our Romish Augustinianist Genevan fatalistic semi-Donatist heresies exempt us from bearing the fruits of the spirit as that’s simply unCalvinistic and Calvinism not Jesus is the TRUE GOSPEL–praise Dort!

Not a single Reformer celebrated Christmas especially not Martin Luther the very founder of Protestantism:

 

• “When they [Mary and Joseph] arrived at Bethlehem, they were the most insignificant and despised…. No one noticed or was conscious of what God was doing in that stable. He lets the large houses and costly apartments remain empty, lets their inhabitants eat, drink, and be merry; but this comfort and treasure are hidden from them. O what a dark night this was for Bethlehem, that was not conscious of that glorious light! See how God shows that he utterly disregards what the world is, has, or desires; and furthermore, that the world shows how little it knows or notices what God is, has, and does.” (94)
• “When we look at this birth, and reflect upon how the sublime Majesty moves with great earnestness and inexpressible love and goodness upon the flesh and blood of this virgin, we see how here all evil lust and every evil thought is banished.” (96)
• “We see here how Christ, as it were, takes our birth from us and absorbs it in his birth, and grants us his, that in it we might become pure and holy, as if it were our own, so that every Christian may rejoice and glory in Christ’s birth as much as if he had himself been born of Mary as was Christ.” (98) (Source)

 

Which is why: “We need another Reformation: no more liturgical calendar, no more elevating any day above the Lord’s Day, no more compromising with the world, no more traditions of men.” –Sharon M. Whitley

Praise the traditions of Calvin and holiday hating Jehovah’s witnesses and our Reformed traditions!

Sharon M. Whitley

December 8 at 8:42 PM

“There is no warrant in the Scriptures for the observance of Christmas and Easter as holy days, but rather the contrary (see Galatians iv. 9-11; Colossians ii. 16-21), and such observance is contrary to the principles of the Reformed faith, conducive to will-worship, and not in harmony with the simplicity of the gospel of Jesus Christ.” General Assembly of the Presbyterian Church in the United States

Quote the Puritan Grinches and Scrooge: “Bah Humbug—we hate Christmas. Praise Genevan Augustinianism and pope-kisser Saint Augustine!”

Now excuse us while we go worship on Sunday that popish-pagan Sabbath-trashing day of Sun worship without Scriptural warrant: on the 7th day He rested not the 1st—-keep the 7th day Holy not the 1st.

Roman pagan Catholic origins of Sunday:

Sunday (Day of the Sun), as the name of the first day of the week, is derived from Egyptian astrology. The seven planets, known to us as Saturn, Jupiter, Mars, the Sun, Venus, Mercury, and the Moon, each had an hour of the day assigned to them, and the planet which was regent during the first hour of any day of the week gave its name to that day (see CALENDAR). During the first and second century the week of seven days was introduced into Rome from Egypt, and the Roman names of the planets were given to each successive day. The Teutonic nations seem to have adopted the week as a division of time from the Romans, but they changed the Roman names into those of corresponding Teutonic deities. Hence the dies Solis became Sunday (German, Sonntag). Sunday was the first day of the week according to the Jewish method of reckoning, but for Christians it began to take the place of the Jewish Sabbath in Apostolic times as the day set apart for the public and solemn worship of God.

Trump considers Sicking Lobstermen from Mars on Deep State

Shelldrake Clorzo  pledges to pinch the Deep State with his pincers

QAnon reports on American Thinker:

Will December be the month the pincers close in on the Deep State?  Some promising storm clouds are building.  Justice Department inspector general Michael Horowitz will appear before Senator Lindsey Graham’s Judiciary Committee on December 11, with the long promised I.G. report on FISA abuse to be released December 9.The report is already being downplayed by the media, with the New York Times warning, “DOJ watchdog report expected to clear Comey, McCabe, and Strzok of bias in Trump-Russia probe.”  Okey-dokey, case closed.  The storm will be only a light breeze — at least according to their “unnamed sources” and “officials familiar with the report.” Read more: https://www.americanthinker.com/articles/2019/11/are_the_pincers_closing_on_the_deep_state.html#ixzz66pc3EPCC

It was also reported from an anonymous transmission from outer space that a UFO was spotted a few light-years from Earth. The Trump Administration has said to have made contact with the ship piloted by one Shelldrake Clorzo (a lobsterman from Mars). Shelldrake has been desperately searching for a way to avoid problems with the IRS of Mars and the unpaid millions he owes them in back taxes. He has asked Trump for help—in return and armed with a foolproof plan he pledges to sick his pincers on the Deep State to repay Trump.

Beaches under new GAYDIATION!!! Threat Discernmentists find: High levels of Gaydons detected….

Recently as Chick-Fil-A has fallen—Discernmentalists have begun detecting higher concentrations of gaydiation rays as observed on their gaydars. Mass quantities of gaydons were detected on Paradise Beach, California; Virginia Beach, Virginia; Daytona Beach, Florida; among others as the gay agenda was again reaffirmed. Discernmentalists now consider beaches under threat and are working on a new action plan to protect our beaches; churches and chicken restaurants.—-this has been an alert from the Discernmentalist Action Center….