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Shocking Expose: Trump Body Count on Sesame Street exposed-allegedly had Jim Henson creator of The Muppets killed by infection

November 9, 2019

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The “Clinton body count” is laughably stupid no matter how one looks at it. To believe the claims, one must accept that the Clintons are hyper-competent criminal masterminds who were able to arrange dozens of murders and cover them up perfectly. One must accept that Bill Clinton was able to suppress any evidence, leaks, or whistleblowers despite having proven that he was unable to lie effectively about a simple blowjob. (Source)

 

THE GRUMP-HENSON CONSPIRACY & COVER UP

Anonymous Handsock: Muppet Matters: September 29, 2019 (Sesame Street)-  “Falsehood flies, and the Truth comes limping after it; so that when Men come to be undeceiv’d, it is too late; the Jest is over, and the Tale has had its Effect…”Jonathan Swift, 1710. This post is brought to you by the letters: capital Q for QAnon; small letter t for total nonsense and the number 1 for 1 big fat lie…ah ah ah….

A NEW TELL-ALL BOOK BREAKS WIND OF AN ALLEGED CONSPIRACY AND SECRET COVER UP

A new tell-all book written by an anonymous insider source known simply by the pseudonym: Anonymous Muppet—anonymously reviewed by an anonymous source on an anonymous website that remains anonymous (BS.Com a subsidiary of InfoWars)— brought this secret conspiracy to our attention. Anonymous’ book simply entitled An Anonymous Killing On Sesame Street: A-B-C 1-2-3 Someone Yuge Murdered The Maker Of Me cryptically alleges that Donald Trump alias Ronald Grump had Jim Henson put to death by natural infection out of revenge for Henson’s involvement with PBS’ show Sesame Street that mocked him for decades. Q: if Trump said he could get away with killing someone in NY—why not Sesame Street? A: Anonymous Muppet aims to show the “facts” on this secret cover up in his anonymously written book.

CRYPTIC CLUES REVEALED

Some of these alleged cryptic clues collected from various anonymous sources (so their reliability is unquestionable) include:

  • Grump: death be thy name
  • An alleged upside down Q and RGDTKJH made out in certain lighting on Oscar the Grouch’s trashcan
  • Pizza was found among Oscar’s garbage
  • Look at the Tower as in Grump Towers
  • Supposedly Ronald Grump admits to the fact that he (G/Trump) did it
  • Also there’s an anonymous clue on a hidden sign in the Sesame Street film Follow That Bird
  • Trump is allegedly anti-Henson

Q:Why was pizza found on the set of a children’s TV show? A: This must have something to do with Pizzagate.

FOLLOW THE BREAD CRUMBS: UNRAVELING THE LINKS IN THE CHAIN

Other alleged clues are the fact that “in 1969 (when Trump dodged the draft), Henson joined the children’s educational television program Sesame Street where he helped to develop characters for the series” (as already mentioned). But also the fact that Jim Henson’s death was “highly suspicious” as he “died from pneumonia at age 53 on May 16, 1990, just over 20 hours after being admitted to New York Hospital. Dr. David Gelmont announced that Henson had died from Pneumonia.[8] However, he confirmed on May 29 that Henson’s immediate cause of death was organ dysfunction resulting from streptococcal toxic shock syndrome.” Q: Why the change in Henson’s cause of death a mere 13 days later? A: There must have been a conspiracy and secret cover up. Toxic shock syndrome is abbreviated T.S.S. which is clearly code-word for Trump succeeded successfully. Also Swamps are full of toxic substances. Trump is known for his buzz phrase: “Drain the Swamp.” Q: Was Henson part of the Swamp Trump is referring to? A: See link: Here. Ronald Grump (Trump) just so happens to be a native of NY where Jim Henson “mysteriously died” from an infection. Q: Why did Henson die in the native home of Trump? A: This can’t be a mere coincidence!

A MORE RECENT CONNECTION

Anonymous Muppet has also connected this conspiracy and alleged cover up to a wider Trump Body Count both on Sesame Street itself and elsewhere. He argues that not only did Grump directly cause the deaths of several Sesame Street residents through eviction threats (funding cuts) but also alleges that several Muppets have disappeared under “mysterious” circumstances as well. Supposedly some were on set; near or behind the scenes during the filming of some of Grump’s episodes allegedly. Q: what possible reason could these characters have disappeared after being on the show so long? A: “X character was retired due to a ‘mysterious’ death.” He also found a more recent link in the trail so to speak–in 2016 2 months before the anniversary of Henson’s “mysterious” death:

Garry Shandling — who ATTACKED the size of Trump’s lower trump was found dead of a “mysterious” heart condition. The doctor “REPEATEDLY REFUSED” to sign the death certificate — because he has no idea why Shandling died! Trump is WELL KNOWN to have THIN SKIN! DID SHANDLING GO TOO FAR???

Q: How does this connect to the secret conspiracy to cover up the “real” reason for Jim Henson’s “mysterious” death? A: “Garry Shandling (1949-2016) was an actor and comedian. He performed the voice of a pigeon (opposite Julie Kavner) in the 1998 film Dr. Dolittle which features animals provided by Jim Henson’s Creature Shop.” (Source) An anonymous source told Anonymous Muppet that Shandling was about to break “Big News” about the Trump-Henson connection when he suddenly died of that “mysterious” heart condition. Q: So does this mean Donald Trump alias Ronald Grump really had Jim Henson killed out of revenge for Sesame Street mocking him for decades? Just look at the trail of body-bags. A: “This conspiracy is old. It seems to have begun in 1993 with a list compiled by Guy Smiley’s cousin Gal Frowney, a pro-tabloid hack, which was titled “The Trump Body Count: Coincidence or the Kiss of Death?”[2][3] Frowney admitted that she had no evidence whatsoever that Grump/Trump was guilty of any wrongdoing…”

The gullible rarely believe they are gullible and the closed-minded don’t believe they are closed-minded. (Source)

 

—Blog post article reprinted in it’s entirety from ANonymous Handsocks R Us a subsection of BS.Com a subsidiary of InfoWars.

 

Beth Moore Go Home!!!?

October 21, 2019

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Todd Friel begins the discussion by saying Beth Moore’s name and asks John MacArthur to say a word that comes to mind after saying her name. What does he say, you ask?

“GO HOME!!!”

The audience roared with laughter. It’s apparent that the audience also has an opinion on Beth Moore and feel it’s okay to laugh at his demeaning comment. “Dr.” John MacArthur adds, “There’s no case that can be made biblically for a woman preacher – period – paragraph – end of discussion.”

Of course our Pope of all Truth (PBUH) is correct as his Holy Study Bible (PBUI) makes clear there’s no case for women preachers period. Especially not:

Acts 2:17 New Revised Standard Version (NRSV)- ‘In the last days it will be, God declares,
that I will pour out my Spirit upon all flesh,
and your sons and your daughters shall prophesy (aka preach),
and your young men shall see visions,
and your old men shall dream dreams.

Which speaks of women prophesying—another word for preaching as made clear in the beloved translation of internet Calvinists everywhere—the ESV: “Micah 2:6 “Do not preach”—thus they preach—one should not preach of such things; disgrace will not overtake us.” (ESV). “Do we really believe God’s Word or only when it agrees with us?” Do we really believe that words written by men and interpreted by men are God’s Words? Yes–yes we do as God-ordained Truth-Warriors we must—which is why:

We’re so thankful that the women at the Empty Tomb weren’t the ones who preached the Good News (Gospel) that Jesus rose from the dead—according to our Most Illustrious Most Holy Most Infallible Most Inerrant Pope over the Truth War John MacArthur (PBUH) and His Holy Anointed Study Bible (PBUI) which even corrects the errors of the Reformers and the Bible itself—making it line up more with Discernmentalist Truth as we know the True Good News is God’s Wrath towards our enemies. We agree with:

Ms. Moore can teach to women, but not to men. If a man chooses to listen that is his choice. That is biblical. A church should not allow a woman to preach/teach at its weekly gathering, but may allow a woman to speak at a special gathering. That is biblical. 1 Corinthians 11:3 says it all. [This should never equally apply to our Pope of All Truth (PBUH)].

However we believe our Pope (PBUH) and fellow Discernmentalists haven’t gone far enough as in fact there’s no case that can be made biblically for a woman reading the Bible let alone even holding one either. Period – paragraph – end of discussion—which is why we being True Bible-Believing Truth-Warring Internet Calvinist Discernmentalists mandate that women shouldn’t even own a Bible as per our concerns (with Trish of Fish With Trish):

We are greatly concerned here for many reasons. First of all why would any Godly woman ever read the Bible—an oxymoron of terms—for as the Apostle Paul proclaimed: “Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection.” Secondly, we must Absolutely forbid women reading the Bible under any circumstances just in case she slips up and reads a passage of Scripture aloud…  in front of men and women… say like Romans 1:18-32 and therefore ‘usurps authority over man’ by preaching the Gospel to them.

If women want to know what the Bible says, they should find a man whose feet they can sit under and ‘learn in quiet submission’… especially if that man is the greatest Man of God in our Age of uncertainty, our Pope of the Truth War John MacArthur (P. B. U. H). Thirdly, we mustn’t ever let any woman share the Gospel as that leads to the slippery-slope of female Pastors preaching the Gospel and as we all know preaching/sharing the Gospel is a Divinely mandated role for males only.

A New PSA Message from Our Conspiracy-Driven Church!:

May 22, 2019

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FEAR… ANGER… HATRED… AGRESSION… SUFFERING….

Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering.”—John Howard Yoder

“Together, these elements helped create a society in which many Americans see millions of snares, laid by a menacing group of enemies, all the more alarming for how difficult they are to identify and pin down.

Let’s pause to attempt to define a conspiracy theory. It is a belief that a small group of people are working in secret against the common good, to create harm, to effect some negative change in society, to seize power for themselves, or to hide some deadly or consequential secret. An actual conspiracy is when a small group of people are working in secret against the common good – and anyone who tells you we can always easily distinguish fictitious plots from real ones probably hasn’t read much history.

Conspiracy theories tend to flourish especially at times of rapid social change, when we are re-evaluating ourselves and, perhaps, facing uncomfortable questions in the process. In 1980, the civil liberties lawyer and author Frank Donner wrote that conspiracism reveals a fundamental insecurity about who Americans want to be versus who they are.” (Source)

We Discernmentalists are Conspiracy Theory-addicts—the more unbelievable the conspiracy the better to defend our Truth with. If your church teaches social justice—say George Soros is funding this teaching even-though it is in the Bible and Church History. Social Justice sounds too much like Socialism. If your Preacher preaches that God is love and loves the world—accuse him of preaching Universalist heresy among other heresies. Thankfully we Discernmentalists can find a conspiracy to suit our every need. We love our tin-foil hats and we love to keep them on extra tight.

And remember Conspiracy theories are I. Todyaso backed…Truthslayer and Don Jobson approved

 

Beard Shavers are weak and Spineless Truth Warriors!

May 14, 2019

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We need beards now more than ever in these Perilous times to fight the good fight of the Truth War but not just any beards—we must keep our beards Biblically Pure in order to separate ourselves from worldliness and the Spiritual Terrorists who are always attacking our Truth as:

In our current culture, the progressive trends of gender confusion and transgenderism is all the more reason we should uphold the biblical picture of a masculine man by having beards to stand separated from the pagan culture of today.

Truth Warriors without a  beard lack a Backbone and are most likely theologically suspect and part of the weak womanly gutless-grace Girlieman sissified wimpy Evanjellyfish church. Beards are a must for protecting our Truth as all the greatest of the greats Truth Warriors had beards like Spurgeon. In fact we believe beardless weirdos are responsible for sissifying churches today as they are most likely to believe in weak doctrines and like Spurgeon we must take a stand for the Hard Truths of the Bible.

This matter of Christians rejecting the biblical truth of gender distinct (roles) and beards is essentially a form of Gnosticism reviving in these last days. Beards make a man a man as distinct from women.

Strangely, the few churches and Bible colleges today that remain biblical in the teaching of gender distinction of women wearing modesty dresses ignore the topic of a man’s facial hair as part of this doctrine. Every Bible school that I am personally aware of that teaches gender distinction also implement rules that the men must be clean shaven. Where does such thinking come from? Where is the consistency when it is taught women have to dress like women but men can claim “christian liberty” when it comes to shaving off the God given mark of masculinity? Adam Clarke (1762- 1832) commented on Deuteronomy 22:5, “It certainly cannot mean a simple change in dress, whereby the men might pass for women, and vice versa. This would have been impossible in those countries where the dress of the sexes had but little to distinguish it, and where every man wore a long beard. It is, however, a very good general precept understood literally, and applies particularly to those countries where the dress alone distinguishes between the male and the female. The close-shaved gentleman may at any time appear like a woman in the female dress, and the woman appear as a man in the male’s attire. Were this to be tolerated in society, it would produce the greatest confusion.”39)Adam Clarke, Adam Clarke Commentary.

Besides that beards provide extra protection from wetness. Be true to what the bible teaches and you will be saved. Levitcus 19:27 should answer all your remaining questions.

I want you to know, brothers, that the gospel I preached is not something that man made up,

Pastor I. Todyaso

Dr. I. Todyaso of ODMafia fame called to fact check Babylon Bee

May 7, 2019

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Daily Bunker ODMs Express— Our very own Dr. I. Todyaso named Head Researcher and Fact Checker for Babylon Bee after they pledged to support us in being #1 in Absolute Truth; Alt-facts; journalism and Fake News in Discernmentalism. Quote: “We look forward to our new partnership in helping us spread our Truth War Pope’s Absolute Truth (PBUI) to more people and helping us fight the good fight in lying; slandering as well as falsely accusing others of heresy by spreading misinformation and made up quotes about them. Before the Babylon Bee there was only us and our mentor the late Ken Silva—we were lone voices in the wilderness calling out all those sliding off the True Path set before us by Calvin; purified by the Puritans and perfected by our Pope John MacArthur (PBUH). We’d like to think we taught the Bee everything we know.”—Dr. I. Todyaso of the Online Discernmentalist Mafia.

Will this match be made in heaven? We can only hope so as more people need to be exposed to the Purity of Discernmentlism’s Doctrines. Certainly the Babylon Bee and the ODMafia share the same sense of humor Doctrinal Clarity in common as this news report of theirs makes clear:

John MacArthur, pastor of Grace Community Church and president of The Master’s College and Seminary, has made a lofty promise to his congregation. He has reportedly committed to building a 20-foot thick, 30-foot high concrete wall around the entire perimeter of the church campus in order to keep out charismatics that might otherwise infiltrate their ranks.

“I will build a great wall, God willing. And I’ll build it very biblically. I will build a great, great wall all around our campus—and I’ll make the Pentecostals pay for it. Mark my words,” MacArthur was quoted as saying Friday.

—Tyrone V. Hoofendorfer for the Online Discernmentalist Mafia on Daily Bunker ODMs Express.

STATUS QUO JOE!

May 4, 2019

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‘They call him Status Quo Joe…she was his Discernmentalist rose lost in the flow…saying sayonara made him cry…but that’s not what they meant when they said goodbye…’

Eric Barger stars as Status Quo Joe—a down on his luck heresy hunter always ready to defend the Status Quo at all costs. Joe gets called to investigate a church outside of town—running into old troubles a long the way—causing him to discernmentalize by misunderstanding that any new way of doing church leads to Roman Catholic mysticism. After seeing couches and candles—Joe becomes increasingly convinced that this Emerging church has apostatized to contemplative meditation and therefore is no longer Bible-believing. Just when Joe is about to call down the wrath of God upon this church—the ghost of John Knox appears accusing Joe of being guilty by association for reciting Apostolic Creeds and also of being a reprobate (as Joe is an Arminianist Nazarene and Arminianism is the Road Back to Rome). Tearfully Joe bids farewell to the Status Quo for now—at least until his Doctrines are considered Pure once again.

—This film features the song Tokyo Joe based on the film of the same name which ironically this movie is not based on.

 

Blessed Are The Peacekeepers!

April 29, 2019

Blessed are the Peacekeepers missiles which were personally blessed by pagan American Jesus. Blessed are they who are consistently so Pro-Life it kills. Blessed are they who call for more war an end to war. Blessed are they that sew division through hate unity through love. Blessed are they who hate love their enemies. Blessed are they who hold true to Christian American values. Blessed are the peacemakers warmongers who sew war where there is no war peace where there is no peace.

Liberals Ruin Everything!

April 21, 2019

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                             REASONS WHY LIBERALS ARE HELLBOUND JACKA*#ES:

                                                   AN ESSAY IN DISCERNMENTALISM

BY

Dr. Truthslayer, Doctor of the Ministry of Disinformation & Bible-Based Slander, Esquire

Libruls ruin everything and are a stain on the world but most importantly they’re ruining  our Great Country. They insist on taking our sacred guns away. They boo God. They don’t love war enough. They disrespect the Holy Flag that Jesus personally hand-delivered to Ronald Reagan when he sent Karl Marx to Hell. They hate Capitalism. They love socialist communism and are fascist. They support gays having the right to marry. They protest everything. They believe in social 2add4115b31c7c79cd11ebcc461b2ccb--donald-trump-quotes-god-bless-americajustice. They value science and education. They read books. They kill babies. They hate families. They are ignorant of history and our inerrant God-written Constitution. Moslems and illegals are librul. They are unpatriotic and hate America aka the Kingdom of God. They are intollerant. They refuse to obey the same Romans 13 that our Founding Fathers disobeyed by taking up arms in rebellion against England  submitting to Trump. They are jerk@$$es—among many other ungodly and horrible things we disapprove of. Quote:

Quite a shame Libruls don’t base their postmodern opinion on to the founding fathers none of whom were Muslim but on actual primary source documents and facts. There was not even a shred of mention by them about Islam especially in the Treaty of Tripoli also Thomas Jefferson never owned a Koran. I’m sick of Libruls not starting out their arguments with “feelingsbut research and facts. I don’t care how you feel about things, you don’t get to change the facts to suit your preferences, just by not posting your favorite leftist postmodern Right-Wing propaganda opinion. Truth be told the founders would are not rolling over in their graves with everything you jackasses have done the screw up this country.”—Tyrone V. Hoofendorfer

Pastor Chris Harris Teaches Discernmentalists How To Block “Anti-Haters”

April 17, 2011

  1. Before blocking an “anti-hater” make sure to tell them how much you hate them and their man-exalting heresies because anti-haters are the true haters.
  2. Make sure to post “Arminianism – The Road back to Rome” by Rev. Augustus Toplady on their walls to show them just how evil and man-centered their theology is since it came in part from the Roman Catholics because Calvinism didn’t come from Roman Catholic Augustinianism you know.
  3. Also make sure to tell them: “Look Reprobate keep your TRASH on your own wall and off of mine!”
  4. Continue to slander the beliefs of those who continue to hate your hatred and bigotry Pure Doctrines.
  5. Never utter a kind word about “the anti-hater’s” beliefs.
  6. Praise God for John Calvin, John Knox, John Owen, Augustus Toplady and the Dortian Divines and exalt them above all other theologians (that’s not Man-Centered you know).
  7. Finally block “the anti-hater” to show them there is no hope of  salvation or reconciliation for them since they don’t believe in the Absolute Biblical Truth your self-centered and self-righteous opinions.
  8. Rejoice that “the anti-hater” will not spend eternity in hell because God did not foreordained it they disagree with your self-righteous and man-made theology.

John Armstrong Possibly A Commie

August 13, 2010

McCarthy Ministries has done it again. We’ve detected another closet Commie: John Armstrong of Act3 Ministries. Note John Armstrong teaches that the church should be united despite denominational differences. Unity is a codeword for liberalism and liberals believe in Socialism and Communism. We also caught John Armstrong saying: “We should compromise truth to preserve unity. Anything goes and it often does.”

Act3 also supports the Commie agenda of Human Rights:

The modern idea of human rights is genuinely important, as I will attempt to show next week by looking at what happened in Germany after the Second World War. But to argue that human rights only belong to natural law, or to modern Enlightenment concepts of liberty, is wrong. Freedom, equality of opportunity, dignity and mutual respect for all persons is not simply the product of secular political and social thought. It is rooted in the New Testament and the practice of the early church.

All we have to say to John is repent…we need our Church to be too small for the sake of our Absolute Right Wing Truth.