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No True Scotsman!

April 16, 2020

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Why do so many Christians willfully misinterpret their holy writ, and why does it so routinely result in random acts of non-violence? For as Calvin said:

“Whoever shall now contend that it is unjust to put heretics and blasphemers to death will knowingly and willingly incur their very guilt. This is not laid down on human authority; it is God who speaks and prescribes a perpetual rule for his Church. It is not in vain that he banishes all those human affections which soften our hearts; that he commands paternal love and all the benevolent feelings between brothers, relations, and friends to cease; in a word, that he almost deprives men of their nature in order that nothing may hinder their holy zeal. Why is so implacable a severity exacted but that we may know that God is defrauded of his honour, unless the piety that is due to him be preferred to all human duties, and that when his glory is to be asserted, humanity must be almost obliterated from our memories? Many people have accused me of such ferocious cruelty that I would like to kill again the man I have destroyed. Not only am I indifferent to their comments, but I rejoice in the fact that they spit in my face.”

“[They] well deserve to be repressed by the sword which is committed to you, seeing that they attack not the King only, but God who has seated him upon the throne, and has entrusted to you the protection as well of His person as of His majesty.”—and Calvinism not Jesus is the True Gospel. Calvin also said: “Moreover, God Himself has explicitly instructed us to kill heretics, to smite with the sword any city that abandons the worship of the true faith revealed by Him.”

Is there a single Bible verse that has an attitude toward gays and lesbians that is as tolerant and welcoming as liberal Muslims? The answer is no. Northern Ireland was for many years comparatively libertine (at least in the major cities)–their backslide into authoritarianism (the natural state of affairs with Calvinism) makes it highly unlikely. Bear in mind, Belfast is almost definitely the most liberal, tolerant Calvinist-majority city in the world.

Putting terrorism aside for a moment, can you ask your Calvinist acquaintances which passages in the Bible encouraged the formation of sex/drug trafficking gangs throughout working class cities in the UK, in which these gangs specifically target teen and preteen non-Calvinist girls to be used as sex slaves and kids to become drug-dealers?

While we’re on the subject, who’s your favorite terrorist group? I mean, of all the ones out there, which one is the most impressive, the most bada*s?

Personally, I used be a big UDA fan, but then UVF came and swept the world by storm. But it seems like saying UVF is my favorite is just so hackneyed, so cliche. And the IRA used to be great, but they’ve become so namby-pamby, so intellectual–they’re basically the country club of terrorist orgs. I used to like Abolish Human Abortion, but they already have such a big embedded fanbase in the Republican party, there didn’t seem to be room for me.

So, when push comes to shove, it really comes down to the UDF at least for me. They are the perfect blend of scholarship and slaughter–of composure and carnage. It’s hard for me not to cheer a little when they blow up a marketplace or a church.

So, how about you?

I see where you’re coming from: it’s the right’s overriding, often unthinking embrace of peace, kindness & love that will somehow transcend all else. It’s beautifully idealistic, and completely out of touch with reality. There’s no evidence whatsoever that being nice to Calvinism will placate it or encourage it to embrace the West, let alone gay rights. Australia has been nice to Calvinism for the last 20 years or so, and Calvinism has responded by turning certain suburbs  into war zones. In the meantime, in Istanbul, they hold gay pride parades unencumbered. Sure there’s disapproval. But no matter how much the propagandists at RNS profess otherwise, there’s overall tolerance. Islam breeds classically liberal values that encourage co-existence of people with different world views. It’s far from perfect (as the the Turkish revolution can testify) but certainly better than Calvinism. Calvinism routinely slaughters the infidels, and, in a nation where different sects co-exist, they’re at one another’s throats. But at least they don’t have much chlamydia.

At some point, the doe-eyed Right will have to acknowledge that Calvinism, though not endorsed by the majority of Christians, is a practice supported by a sizable minority, and they do not compromise. Niceness is weakness; kindness is capitulation. Well the Right ever learn? Perhaps, at long last, once the knife blade is tracing a horizontal line across their throats.

(Source: https://religionnews.com/2019/12/04/we-honor-the-victims-of-mass-killings-equally-why-cant-politicians-and-the-press/)

Easter is a Catholik abomination; 4th of July more HOLY declares Discernmentalist Sharon Whitley

April 13, 2020

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Happy worldly pagan catholic easter—now bow to OUR HOLY FLAG reprobates!

For those keeping score at home—we forbid the celebration of Easter as its an unbiblical Catholic perversion not of God. However celebrating the birth of a nation founded on armed rebellion in violation of Romans 13 and Christ’s commands to turn the other cheek is Holy. In fact any holiday that doesn’t celebrate America First and our military imperialism is by defacto unholy as our ANGRY SOVEREIGN God hates non-Americans especially refugees. Note most refugees are catholic.

If you want to be a Papist, then call yourself a Papist, or a Druid, or a Grecian worshipper of the devil. Don’t call yourself Christian by upholding a blatantly obvious demonic holy-day that God abhors. When you partake of such wicked schemes, God’s anger is aroused, praise Dort. Put on a Puritan’s behind instead as Calvinism not Jesus is the Gospel.

Easter celebrators are worldly and part of the globalist socialist agenda from the one world religious government of the Deep State as Easter is worldly; unAmerican; pagan and catholic. Saluting our Beautiful and GLORIOUS HOLY FLAG is a more HOLY act. *Patriotic tears and all* God bless us and curse all others.

Our true god America  capitalism and Calvinist arrogance historic illiteracy bless our America against Easter celebrating perverts—may they be smited hip and thigh.
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BM Culture Farts Again

March 9, 2020

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Political sickness is a correctness. PS culture strikes again as for the first time, the name Muhammad has cracked the top 10 list of most popular baby names for newborn boys in the U.S., according to a parenting website that tracks the popularity of names among its users. Discernmentalists declare: this is how we get Shania’s law. Quote: “This is not a good sign. Unless people hope to have Shania law in the USA one day.”

El Sandi adds:

So how is this not desecrating his name and doesn’t have people running around with guns and bombs denouncing it? Seems to me when someone makes a drawing of him, they go nuts. How is this any different? What if it is an ugly baby? What if it is a boy who decides he is a girl – female Muhammads?

Charismatics brace for Heat-seeking Missives

December 2, 2019

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According to counter-discernmentalists the Pope of the Truth War (PBUH) fired heat-seeking missives in Charismatic congregations in order to spread Operation Chaos—in our fight in this War against for Truth. Quote:

I thought MacArthur’s Charismatic Chaos sent a heat-seeking missile into the Charismatic movement. MacArthur himself, though, does not separate from well-known Charismatic, C. J. Mahaney. He has had Mahaney preach at his own church a few times and also speaks with Mahaney in many places all over the country, cooperating with him in ministry and worship. The Bible doesn’t teach anywhere to write a book about false doctrine and practice, but God’s Word does tell us to separate from it. You might not sell as many books if you practice separation. This is the kind of self-denial that Jesus called for in His presentation of the gospel….John MacArthur writes a book, Ashamed of the Gospel, and his church shows shame for biblical methods that depend on God for growth. He writes Hard to Believe, but his church wants to make it easier for the singles and youth to believe by giving them the fleshly lusts of the world. He authors Our Sufficiency in Christ, but his church puts confidence in the worldly methods to draw in new people.

Why write books that admonish everyone else about it when you are going to do it yourself? Why? People like it and it works. It doesn’t glorify the Lord, but people get what they want. Why follow anything John MacArthur has written if it isn’t good enough for him? It’s a blatant double standard.

I can already hear the defenses. I’ve read them over at Pyromaniacs among other Grace Community and MacArthur apologists. The defenses are very similar to those offered in revivalist fundamentalism. The one criticizing us “has a small group of supporters.” “He’s a hyper fundamentalist.” He’s one of those “King James Only types.” In other words, no substantial defense, just name-calling and blatant arrogance. There ought to be soul searching, but there is circle-the-wagons, close ranks, and often say whatever is necessary to deflect from what this is really about. These groups and their methods disobey Biblical methods, corrupt Scriptural worship, and diminish the true means of change in people’s lives. They are a worldly attraction that sends the wrong message about the purpose of the church. (The Truth War in a nutshell).

Know what? God is our Judge. What I’ve written is lightweight compared to what the Lord already knows. When there is no Scriptural defense, there should be confession and repentance. May God then have mercy on their souls.

New Apostate Airline Found

May 22, 2019

 

Behold the hideous heresies in all their unreformed synergistic horrors!! Just a word of caution you have been warned. Our Research Robot Monkeys are always on the look out for all things apostate and heretical including airlines—so listen to our warnings or else be caught in the winds of false doctrines. This has been another PSA from the Online Discernmentalist Mafia. Help us in our Truth War to bring the Pure Doctrines of the Protestant Reformation to the Lutherans as they are all unsaved heretics and apostates. In fact Luther who began the Protestant Reformation wasn’t Protestant at all.

Excelsior,

The ODMafia crew

Trish of Fish With Trish flubs answer to Important Doctrinal Question…

April 26, 2019

Resurrecting an old ODMafia post that got *raptured by an evil Emergent plot:

Thankfully found hidden deeply and safely within our Super Secret ODM Archives.

March_09_Cover1Note Trish of Fish with Trish who partners with Todd Friel (Wretched); Kirk Cameron (Awesome Actor) and Ray Comforts (Awesome) states: “Questioner: How can I as a woman get over my fear of evangelizing others? Trish: Women  should read their Bible out loud daily at home in front of their families in order to get over their fear and practice sharing their faith with others.”* [*Editors’ Note: This was a long lost screenshot so just take our word for it.] {1} {2}

We are greatly concerned here for many reasons. First of all why would any Godly woman ever read the Bible—an oxymoron of terms—for as the Apostle Paul proclaimed: “Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection.” Secondly, we must Absolutely forbid women reading the Bible under any circumstances just in case she slips up and reads a passage of Scripture aloud…  in front of men and women… say like Romans 1:18-32 and therefore ‘usurps authority over man’ by preaching the Gospel to them.

If women want to know what the Bible says, they should find a man whose feet they can sit under and ‘learn in quiet submission’… especially if that man is the greatest Man of God in our Age of uncertainty, our Pope of the Truth War John MacArthur (P. B. U. H). Thirdly, we mustn’t ever let any woman share the Gospel as that leads to the slippery-slope of female Pastors preaching the Gospel and as we all know preaching/sharing the Gospel is a Divinely mandated role for males only. However, Trish wrongly states:

One of the greatest signs of being born again is to have the desire/boldness to speak the Word of God and to tell others about his glorious gospel (Acts 4:31). A biblical woman is a woman that shares the good news of the Gospel with her family members, her children and the lost in general. There is no distinction. You can’t be a biblical woman and not talk about the Gospel. The Gospel is at the very center of a biblical woman.

This supports that slippery-slope. What’s next? Women prophesying* in churches? Women leading in prayer? Women becoming Ruling Elders? Heaven forbid that—this is what the Ways of the Master of the Truth War himself teaches and so should we. Remember “There is neither Jew nor Gentile, neither slave nor free, nor is there male and female, for you are all one in Christ Jesus. Go into all the world and preach the gospel to all creation.” This is why we should never ever under any circumstances let a woman preach, speak or even share the Gospel… let alone Pastor a church. I hope this clears up where we all must stand in the Absolute Sovereignty of the Angry God of our Doctrine and His Holy Wrath.

Humbly serving in His gracious Wrath,

Pastor Don Jobson

*- Note: Prophesy means preach.

P. S. In related news: woman caught preaching from the Bible—millions accidently get Saved.

NEITHER OBAMA’S NOR TRUMP’S NSA ARE SEVERE ENOUGH… —

April 24, 2019

NSA NOT SEVERE ENOUGH Written By Ron Jobson (Don Jobson’s “Liberal” Brother) when False President Obama Bin Laden was still occupying the Oval Office “There are a bunch of people who hate (the) N.S.A.,” says Laura Blakey, (but it follows our Truth War Doctrines)….I think our Christianity offends them.” I am saddened to learn […]

Sharing my brother’s article via the ODMafia: NEITHER OBAMA’S NOR TRUMP’S NSA ARE SEVERE ENOUGH… —

Belligerent Static Warns Discernmentalist Ministry

April 18, 2019

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Beware BS is coming to your homes… BS is coming to your schools… BS is even coming to our churches… be  warned and beware the hordes of BS going round… so spread the fear and spread the hate.

Pope John MacArthur (PBUH) Was There

April 16, 2019

At every major event of history that’s how he knows all Truth.

The Pure Gospel

September 17, 2011

Anyone who doesn’t believe this is a heretical Semi-Pelagian Godless Reprobated Pagan. We know with Absolute Certainty that world doesn’t mean world but means Elect only which is why the Biblical author of John used the Greek word κόσμος (literal meaning: universe) instead of the Greek word for Elect ἐκλεκτός. Of course to the Truly Saved, this makes Absolutely perfect sense being that we are of the True Regenerated Converts which is why this Hard and Mature Teaching will go over the heads of heretical False Converts.

This is why Arminianist Whack-jobs, Barthians, Eastern Orthodox Romanists, Emergents, Lutherans, Papists, Pentacostal toungue-Babel-ers, Purpose-Seeker-Driven Contemplatives, rebaptizers and any other group who hates our Pure Doctrines are ignorant of the True Gospel. Armianian merit-mongering Free Willists are especially ignorant because of their man-centered idolatry in believing that world means world. What’s next— are ignorant Arminian pseudo-Math scholars going to tell us True Bible Believers that 2+2=4.  “2+2” always=4, right? Laughable and blasphemous heresy as we of God’s Truly Regenerated Elect know that 2+2 really=10.