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Preaching Our Pro Life Message

May 30, 2020

Mr. LibertAryan has graced us with a Pure Pro-Life Christ-centered screed. Praise Dort and pass the ammunition. Christ isn’t in the Old Testament but America is so pray to heel our land that was birthed through Tea Party riots and looting and burning buildings. And remember only white fetal lives matter and gun-wielding Reopen Patriots breaking into government buildings and Ammon Bundy or Neo Nazis who run over protesters as our Messiah Trump has decreed.

Discernmentalist rules Laws against murder; theft; fraud and rape: Part of the Leftist SJW Agenda

April 17, 2020

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Morals that are codified into secular law: injunctions against murder, theft, fraud, and rape? The first three are universal.

“I don’t particularly want your morals and believe codified into law either. But if you folks get to try, then others should have the same right. All your leftist SJW burfle. And no, those are not universal. Belching out leftist buzz words isn’t going to gain you any credibility.”—

In fact we know that Social Justice Warriors are the reason we are overburdened heavily with religiously Conservative Christian-based biblically Bible-based laws as their platform includes:

  • A needlessly hysterical, permanently outraged attitude to social ills
  • Being too dogmatic and black-and-white in their views; refusing to acknowledge the nuanced complexity of human society; painting large groups of people in broad strokes
  • Enforcing a confrontational and incendiary style of discussion; eagerness to label others as oppressors; holding ordinary people personally responsible for atrocities
  • Demanding that others change their attitudes and behavior without a willingness to engage in respectful dialogue; refusal to see respect and tolerance as a two-way street
  • Loudly broadcasting their own views while attempting to deprive their opponents of a platform
  • Smugly self-aggrandizing their own slacktivism
  • Equating pious humorlessness with moral rectitude
  • A complete inability to laugh at themselves

Their platform fails for many reasons but most of all:

The reason why the Right-Wing Republican anti-gay anti-abortion social justice movement cannot work is because of the fall of man. Fallen man cannot be righteous, truly holy, or wise unless of course he votes straight ticket Republican in order to end the social ills of abortion and homos’ sex. Fallen man is blind, unclean, false, and practices injustice aka socialism as Capitalists are automatically Pure as our Doctrines are. It takes a new nature in a person for them to be just, for true justice is Biblical Justice not classical Marxist justice. The issue is actually do we Christians accept Biblical Justice? I trust Biblical Justice because it is rooted in the pure nature of almighty God.

This Pure Justice is God’s Holy Sovereign Wrathful anger at sinners that He supposedly already satisfied on the Cross through His Penal Substitutionary Atonement. Our God is still so angry though—so angry against anyone who dare suggest helping others. May His righteous anger smite all these social justice sinners; spiritual terrorists; Amish; Anabaptist and Red-letter apostates.

Our non-Political Theological Creed 4 True Christians

December 20, 2019

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Since that horrible librul state passed that unbiblical amendment upholding the Constitutional principle of the Separation of Church and State but attacking our free speech to divide the church even further by making political endorsements from our Pulpits—we’ve decided to write a creed to unite churches (as there never was a creed unifying the church ever in Christian History).

Sound Doctrines and True Theological propositions our creed to unite churches includes: Belief in the Trinity? Nope. Jesus as Messiah? Nada. Rendering to Caesar what is Caesar’s and to the Lord the Lord’s? No. Forsaking worldliness? Nein. Salvation by Grace? Does not compute. Reference to the Incarnation? Nil. Belief in the Resurrection? Not a chance.

Here is our CREED that all must follow or else you are not a TRUE CHRISTIAN:

  1. We endorse Trump therefore since we endorse and follow Trump you must vote for him as well or else you’re not a “Real” Christian in fact you’re no Christian at all.  (Exodus 20:7)
  2. We follow Reagan and the Republican Party not Carl Marks and the Democratic Party nor Don John and the Liberterian Party or that Vegan Party with Lady Gaga—therefore you too must follow who we follow. (1 Corinthians 1:10-31)
  3. Abortion is murder the Bible says so in fact its the number one sin in the Bible—believe us. (0 Bible results for “abortion is murder.” 0 Bible results for “abortion is sin.”). Only Trump and Republicans take a stand against abortion like Democrats for Life of America.
  4. The only sin equally worse as abortion is gheyness—the Bible is Clear men shouldn’t lie with men–its an abomination. Only democrats are gay like Log Cabin Republicans. (Ezekiel 16:48-50; 18:13)
  5. Everyone should vote Republican as God is a Republican. (0 Bible results for “America.” 0 Bible results for “Republican.” 0 Bible results for “Democrat.”)
  6. America first—we support Nationalism just like God. (Isaiah 40)
  7. We endorse Trump just like Paul and John endorsed Nero. (Revelation 13:18) therefore you lose our blessings if you go against our endorsement and will be excommunicated from the only “True” Church with the only “True” Christian faith.
  8. We vote Trump just like Jesus voted for Pilate and Caesar. (1 Samuel 8-15; Mark 12:17; Luke 22:24-27) therefore you too must vote for him or else leave the Christian faith as you were never really a “True” Christian to begin with.

Our creed is 100% Early Church-endorsed as these quotes attest:

In us, all ardor in the pursuit of glory and honor is dead. So we have no pressing inducement to take part in your public meetings. Nor is there anything more entirely foreign to us than affairs of state. – Tertullian

All the powers and dignities of this world are only alien to, but are enemies of God. Through them, punishments have been determined against God’s servants. Through them, too, penalties prepared for the impious are ignored. – Tertullian

We are to scorn trying to ingratiate ourselves with kings or any other men – not only if their favor is to be won by murderers, licentiousness, or deeds of cruelty – but even if it involves impiety towards God, or any servile expressions of flattery and fawning. – Origen

Trump considers Sicking Lobstermen from Mars on Deep State

December 11, 2019

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Shelldrake Clorzo  pledges to pinch the Deep State with his pincers

QAnon reports on American Thinker:

Will December be the month the pincers close in on the Deep State?  Some promising storm clouds are building.  Justice Department inspector general Michael Horowitz will appear before Senator Lindsey Graham’s Judiciary Committee on December 11, with the long promised I.G. report on FISA abuse to be released December 9.The report is already being downplayed by the media, with the New York Times warning, “DOJ watchdog report expected to clear Comey, McCabe, and Strzok of bias in Trump-Russia probe.”  Okey-dokey, case closed.  The storm will be only a light breeze — at least according to their “unnamed sources” and “officials familiar with the report.” Read more: https://www.americanthinker.com/articles/2019/11/are_the_pincers_closing_on_the_deep_state.html#ixzz66pc3EPCC

It was also reported from an anonymous transmission from outer space that a UFO was spotted a few light-years from Earth. The Trump Administration has said to have made contact with the ship piloted by one Shelldrake Clorzo (a lobsterman from Mars). Shelldrake has been desperately searching for a way to avoid problems with the IRS of Mars and the unpaid millions he owes them in back taxes. He has asked Trump for help—in return and armed with a foolproof plan he pledges to sick his pincers on the Deep State to repay Trump.

Truth-Busters!

November 27, 2019

“When there’s a truth to be busted… who you gonna call?”

Introducing our newest film of Discernmentalized proportions Truth-Busters from GOIP Productions starring the Online Discernmentalist Mafia’s very own Truthslayer and our recent ODMU graduate

It’s gonna be tough measuring the “size of the problem” when there are thought-criminals like me who recognize that “hate crime” is nothing more than naked thought-policing. It is 100% politically motivated; it’s meant to silence dissent; and, while it has largely been successful, it has exposed the escalating Bolshevization of the Left, through both corrupted formerly credible organizations like SPLC, ADL and ACLU (all of which are now just as hysterical and partisan as the laughable John Birch Society) and hyperpartisan propaganda outlets, like Religion News Service. Meanwhile, with rightwing extremism kept in check by “watchdogs” like the aforementioned, leftwing exremism is, by comparison, allowed to flourish, so that it manifests itself all the way up to the tippy-top, with unchecked radicals in Congress proposing ridiculously out-of-touch policy positions not in alignment with more than a fraction of the country. And if these zealots on the left won’t even listen to their popular predecessor Barack Obama, why should they listen to all the other indicators that tell them they’re the ones losing their minds? Instead they cling to willful fictions like “mah hate speech”!

Oh, and Heather Heyer was looking for a fight. She got one. Her aggressor deserves to go to prison for his awful behavior, but Team Heather was just as bellicose and ideologically possessed. They are not good people. Both sides.

Truthslayer rallies the pack using his newly invented Most Obvious Right-wing Oxydizing Necrons (MORON)-Packs to put down the ghost of Shane Claiborne’s lost dog Stoner and Whiner. Later (in a cameo) El Sandi joins the team as the Truth-Busters‘ secretary. El Sandi answers a call about a perceived hate-crime (which turns out to be a prank from an escaped Whiner): “”and I know how devastating it can be to feel like you don’t even have the dignity of being a hate crime statistic.” If that is one’s focus after what they consider a hate crime, perhaps they overreacted? If you want to get beyond the “epidemic of hate” then quit looking for it. You taught your daughter to disrespect people in authority doing their jobs, don’t teach her to look for problems where there may be none, except in your insecurities. Hate is in the eye of the beholder – it is relative…good day Whiner.”

In the climax of the film the Stay Put Know-Your-Place Man a golem of the Status Quo accused of being an Antifa phantom begins to terrorize the Truth-Busters leading Lauren to exclaim: “Yes, I draw the same conclusion about the eminent threat of left-wing terrorism (or alt-left-adjacent attacks) every time there’s a new clip on YouTube of “the knockout game”. It’s really the best way to navigate through life.” In the end the Truth-Busters take down Stay Put and contain the Emergent Red-Letter Christian hordes in their Emergent Red-Letter Christian Organizers (ERCO) Containment Unit causing an environmental disaster on a Biblical scale. The end?

 

“Nazis are Socialists;” Discernmentalists declare!

November 25, 2019

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Everyone knows that Nazis are socialists because the word “socialism” is in National Socialism just like:

  • The Democratic People’s Republic of North Korea is a democratic republic because the word “democratic republic” is in it.
  • Crime Stoppers are really criminals because the word “crime” is in Crime Stoppers.
  • Latinos/Latinas speak Latin because the word “Latin” is in their name.
  • Anti-Fascists are fascists because the word “fascist” is in the name.
  • Anti-Communists are actually communists because the word “communist” is in the title.
  • Atheists are theists because “theist” is in the word.

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We Support Racial Stereotypes

November 21, 2019

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Just as long as no one stereotypes us Discernmentalists. We support racial stereotypes because racism doesn’t exist. However we’re tired of libruls being prejudice about our racial stereotypes so they’re the True racists. We commend recent ODMafiaU Grad Lauren Bertrand who earned her degree in LibertAryan Discernmentalist Race Studies:
It should come as no surprise that someone as steeped in racial politics as Mr. Singh would take the bait on The Problem With Apu hook line and sinker. He’s entitled to his beliefs, just as we are entitled to think this pathetic documentary is a byproduct of Western decadence. Things are just so good in rich Western countries for so many people that they have to gripe about something as trivial as this.Simpsons’ Springfield is replete with stereotypes: racial, ethnic, disabled, gender, occupational, class, &c. That was a basis for its humor: it created a richly textured community for approaching satire from every angle. If you strike Apu for his caricatures, when do we remove Groundskeeper Willy for all the stereotyping about Scots? Or Smithers for gays? And after that, wouldn’t Springfield have a population of 5? Even more ironic because Apu is historically one of the Simpsons‘ most admirable characters: hard working, honest, ethical, a good father. Yet he’s still offensive because a white dude voiced him.

I hadn’t heard of Hari Kondabolu before today (outside of this cringeworthy film), but something tells me his style of humor is the sort that NPR Middlebrows and Rotten Tomatoes critics would fawn over, much like the musings of Lily Singh or Hannah Gadsby. In other words, lots of self-pity and references to “justice” and “marginalized” and “patriarchy”, which are not funny subjects by any reasonable standard for the unwoke majority–which means of course that sites like RNS (the religion department for NPR or New York Times) must work overtime to prop up these comedians’ otherwise marginal careers. And if they still flop, it’s because we’re bigots. So sad what’s happened to comedy amidst our Great Leap Forward: even The Simpsons isn’t really funny anymore.I hope that, when Kondabalu gets fed up with the US because it’s not enlightened enough, he moves to a country where there is absolutely no racism. Chances are this country will also have no problems with greed or jealousy or uncontrollable lust or gluttony or cable channels devoted to reruns of Full House. Maybe he will also find a station that shows only Simpsons episodes before 2003 (when they were good), and he can stretch out on his couch and relax…with his right arm wrapped around his purple unicorn bae.India, despite its numerous challenges, still offers a much more moral method of governing its people than the other mega-country out east.The one good thing that came out of Kondabalu’s jeremiad: the makers of the Simpsons held their ground and did not kowtow to the outrage mob. Apu is still one of the best characters on the show. And Hank Azaria still provides his voice.

“El Presidente Exempt from Divorcees Unfaithful to the Lord” El Sandi says

November 19, 2019

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“fathered six children and worked as director of a Chabad House in Jerusalem’s Old City before coming to terms with long-simmering gender dysphoria, becoming a woman and undergoing surgery” If he couldn’t remain faithful to a wife and 6 kids – who one can see – how is he going to remain faithful to the Lord – who one cannot see ( )

That’s right divorcees are unfaithful to the Lord—however our thrice-divorced and remarried President is exempt as ElSandi has said Trump is the most faithful to the Lord President she’s ever seen in her lifetime. ElSandi has long promoted herself as a Bible-thumping, social conservative Discernmentalist and fundamentalist so has quickly discernmentalized that Trump’s divorces are to blame on sinister forces noting that Obama and Satan bear most of the blame.

Pat Robertson agrees: “When Trump came forward as a family values loving, praying man he came under spiritual attack,” said Robertson on “The 700 Club.” “This is the work of Satan, he is the enemy of all Christians. He doesn’t want to see us happy.”

“Obama never got over how Trump has beaten him as the Best Greatest Make America Great President Ever, so I bet he had some of his witch doctor friends attack him,” said Jill Swain, a Trump fan and QAnon follower.

Education Ruins Lives: Let Our Ignorance Take Over Instead!

November 9, 2019

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A note on our plans to take over your towns with ODMafiaUs coming yesterday everywhere:

Sounds like this Wilson guy is trying to do to a college town what the Left has already successfully achieved in 90% of the nation’s universities.

I don’t think he’ll succeed and I don’t want him to. Let left-leaning college towns do their thing and assert their status as a minority in a majority culture (red Idaho). Just as we should allow conservative groups–a minority in a majority culture–do their thing in Universities. But all too often the liberal wolves elect to dine on the conservative sheep. It’s just as unconscionable when the political tables get turned.

That said, he does have a few cultural indicators that work in his favor: namely, a) conservatives have much, much higher birth rates than progressives and will pass their values on to their progeny; b) universities both public and private are struggling from reduced enrollment and a declining perception among the public that the education they offer is worth the steep price tag. Neither of these will make much of a dent in Moscow: after all, U of I is the flagship school and isn’t likely to go anywhere soon, even when many smaller liberal arts schools and public school satellite campuses are failing.

But even if Wilson loses this battle, he might still win the war. And yes, it is a war. The only way demographics help the progressives is if they keep promoting unrestricted immigration and keep indoctrinating young minds. But most Americans don’t take a shine to the former any more than they do in UK, Poland, Sweden, Netherlands, France, &c, and increasingly Americans are growing weary of the rampant left wing bias in university culture, so they opt not to donate to their alma maters and vote politicians in who cut the budget of the state schools.

So we can expect a lot more of the “religious nutters” in the days ahead. It’s gonna get spicy.

Correct–the left hasn’t taken over all of academia…only 96% of it. And while there are still no doubt some faculty who are not sympathetic to Marxism, they are cowed into submission by the borg-like mindvirus that shames them and threatens them with ridicule, sexual assault allegations, or even physical violence (hard to fire someone with tenure) if they dare dissent. We all saw what happened to Bret Weinstein at Evergreen two years ago…and he was still basically a leftist.

Fortunately, self-correction is starting to occur, as the marginal little liberal arts colleges are already collapsing (the fourth one in Vermont in 2019 alone–Marlboro College–just announced absorption by Emerson College out of Boston) and soon it will bubble upward to the Oberlin group…a bunch of highly competitive, formerly reputable schools who are mostly ideologically rigid, suffering stagnant or declining enrollment, and those with puny endowments are already rated by Moody’s junk bond status.

Higher ed is about to go the same direction as the legacy media. Too bad so sad. I’ll be interested in hearing your predictable rebuttal and attempt to downplay this. Those “right-wing grievances” are a major factor in diminished enrollment, declining alumni donations, and legislatures facing little backlash when they cut funding for the state university system. While they’re not the only factor–declining birth rates and negative word of mouth about the low ROI of higher ed is huge–it’s not getting better, because our universities keep getting more orthodoxical. And crappier.

I don’t believe this kooky pastor should try to revolutionize Moscow, ID. But he’s welcome to try–provided he abides by the laws we have in place and respects other people’s First Amendment freedoms. But chances are he’ll compete with other nutters who have slightly different but equally dogmatic views. And he’ll also compete with the Holy Gospel of the nu-Left, which is far, FAR more perfervid in 2019. Speaking of which, what do you plan to do to fight these religious nutters that you hate so much? Which do you prefer–gulags or bike locks? Or will you try the civilized, classical liberal approach of reasoned debate? That doesn’t seem all that popular these days…

We reccommend ODMafiaU for all your edumacation needs as we donts needs no buklurnin here nor to be challenged so let us do all the thinking for you. Let us keep you misinformed as ignorance is our strength–its the Discernmentalist way!

One final quote from 3567’s Valedictory speaks by Lauren Betrand one of our recent gradumates:

ROWR! Such fire and fury! What a relief! A college student spewing college student-y things!

You understand so much better than I do. After all, I only base my observations on direct video footage. And you might ask Bret Weinstein or Allison Stanger about their experience with leftwing censorship. They’re hardly rightists but they’d probably come to a different conclusion than you and your WaPo article (Breitbart for leftists).

How many fire alarms did you pull last year at your school? How many flyers did you rip off the walls? And you expect me to believe WaPo (“Democracy dies in wokeness”) has an honest stake in the matter? It’s essentially the media equivalent of higher ed. Overcapitalized stinky cheese…junk food for snooty grown-ups.

In fairness, I remember the chief incident described in the tabloid you cited. The students in question–the book-burners–behaved crudely and immaturely and squandered their chance to confront the professor’s genteel racism as a result. It only bespeaks what a joke of a publication the Post is, though, that they fixated on this, when leftwing student censorship of conservatives is a daily occurrence. And I am not a conservative nor ever affiliated with a conservative group in college. But they get quashed by the Leftwing Outrage Mob on a daily basis.

It must be so frustrating to you that we wrongthinkers remain more convinced than ever that higher ed is incurably poisoned, churning out nothing more than ideologically possessed agitators with heaps of debt that they want society to pay for them. If you have the intellectual insight you’ve shown from your post, then the indoctrination camps have worked wonders on you. Unfortunately, it probably also means that your diploma won’t be worth the paper it’s printed on. Oh well–you can always Feel the Bern! He’ll cancel all your debts! Stay woke.

Yep, a complete ideologue. They taught you well!

“Anyone who doesn’t agree with me is a fascist.” – The Left in 2019. Concentration camps only exist in the addled brains of possessed creatures like AOC and her twittercult. It is as big of a fiction as Jeffrey Epstein’s. The media lies (or, more accurately, deliberately hides the truth) for political purposes and 70% of the country has figured this out. That’s why they’re laying off “journalists” left and right.

So glad higher ed is also on the brink of collapse. Exactly what it deserves. Bankruptcy is the only thing that will get it to reform, and even then, it’ll only happen after many, many schools fail–not just a handful of schools in Vermont. And a dozen schools can rise up, like phoenixes from the ashes, and resume something most schools haven’t done in quite some time: genuine intellectual inquiry that rules out NO moral foundations.

Hundreds of ’em!

However, a few dozen are coming of age, and I’m not pushing college on them. (That’s up to them to decide, and I sure am not going to help pay for it more than the pittance that I can afford.) As a result, they’ll probably all end up being stupid as adults and voting Republican. And then having tons of little Republican sprogs.

We Should Endorse Sports Teams from our Pulpits

November 4, 2019

73 BC: The early days of product endorsement.

Recently the sinfully quasi-universalist heretically ecumenical liberal mecca of all things apostate NY passed a law upholding the myth of separation of church and state therefore violating our free speech to endorse all things worldly and culturally–driven from our pulpits. In fact we’re disgusted by this unbiblical law as this leaves apostates to pull for sinful sports teams against our CLEAR TEACHINGS ie soccer which is the gateway sport to socialism as Caliban a previous commenter on our Blog noted:

Caliban Says:
I think we should also lobby to endorse sports teams from the pulpit so that we can preach the full, complete and unvarnished Truth® of the Gospel of God’s wrath based on God’s Holy Word. Just think aBOut it? I mean some sports teams don’t line up with our political Christian values, and we have a duty to warn our congregations about where sports teams stand on our “Important” issues. Say like any sports team from canada we shouldn’t endorse, because all canadians are apostate socialist terrorist-enabling commie fags. We should also hold all accountable to our endorsements and excommunicate any member who heeds our warnings and doesn’t pull for the sports teams that we endorse.

And Arthur and I agreed: Good idea Caliban! I’m sure my fellow Discernmentalist Arthur McJohn would agree—he would also move to forbid any endorsement of soccer teams since illegal immigrants worship that Communist sport. American Football teams are a’ok however—as long as they support the GOIP Republican agenda and their coaches pray before games we should be Free to endorse sports teams all we like. Basketball teams are fine too—especially if they are teams that John MacArthur (P. B.U. H.) pulls for.

Arthur replied: “Yes, basketball would be the best because it has no roots in other heathen sports. (RealAmerican) Football is good also, and very manly, but it is a little similar to Rugby (damned anglican game).”

Just like how Saint Paul endorsed gladiators in his ministry and called down God’s Wrath upon all those who didn’t support the gladiator he supported or how Saint John the Revelator endorsed Nero Caesar!