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Sharin’ Whiplash Goes Contemplative….Alert, Alert!

July 9, 2010

Sound the alarms, we’ve caught Sharin’ Whiplash one of our most faithful expositors of our Pure Doctrines in the midst of supporting New Age Mysticism:

More on Contemplative Centering Prayer:

Centering prayer is a popular method of contemplative prayer or Christian meditation, placing a strong emphasis on interior silence.

Though most authors trace its roots to the contemplative prayer of the Desert Fathers of early Christian monasticism, to the Lectio Divina tradition of Benedictine monasticism, and to works like The Cloud of Unknowing and the writings of St. Teresa of Avila and St. John of the Cross, its origins as part of the “Centering Prayer” movement in modern Catholicism and Christianity can be traced to several books published by three Trappist monks of St. Joseph’s Abbey in Spencer, Massachusetts in the 1970s: Fr. William Meninger, Fr. M. Basil Pennington and Abbot Thomas Keating.[1]

Note that Iggy the evil Grace-hating man-loving Emergent Pelagian teaches this stuff so you know it must  be heresy.

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John Armstrong Introduces A New Sinister Plan To Unite Churches

June 17, 2010

Fellow Truth Warriors who always stand up for Truth—we’ve come under attack as usual.  This time we’ve again come under attack by John H. Armstrong of ACT3 Online Ministries. Note that John Armstrong has said on his blog site:

When I read passages like Ephesians 6:10-20, in their larger epistolary context, I cannot help but believe that the evil one hates it when Christians visibly unite in the gospel and mission of Christ. He loves our disunity and when we defend this present state, and seek to explain it away with our human answers, we may be taking his side in the battle for truth.

See there—he’s saying that we should all just get along and accept and unite with false and apostate churches like the Roman Catholic, Eastern Orthodox and Pentecostal churches. What’s next reconciliation with all heretics? Can an Evangelical Bible-Believing Sola-Scripturalist be united with a Pope-exalting Roman Catholic Mary-worshipper? Where does it all end? This goes against everything we stand for as John MacArthur proclaims:

More recently, in the spring of 1994, a group of both evangelical and Roman Catholic leaders signed a document called “Evangelicals and Catholics Together” (ECT). This document asserts that there is one Church (including both Protestant and Roman churches), that, therefore, they must work together in evangelizing the world for Christ, and agree that there will be no sheep-stealing, that is, proselytizing of members of one church to depart and join another church. ECT dismayed multitudes of Christians and elicited vigorous criticism from many Christian circles.

There can be little question that Dr. Billy Graham during almost forty years laid the major foundation for ECT. Where will the Billy Graham Evangelistic Association go in the future? Will the leadership that succeeds the founder continue down the same perilous path of compromising and diluting biblical truth until we arrive at total syncretism and universalism? May God forbid and warn His people!

Quite frankly we are even more concerned that John Armstrong attacks one of the very foundational cornerstones of true discernmentalism: divisional apologetics. How else can we tell True Churches from False Churches so that we can practice our doctrines of doctrinal separation without our “human answers” that “defend this present state, and seek to explain it away?” Moreover Armstrong refuses to take a stand in the self-righteous Truth Wars of John MacArthur©®™ to “battle for truth.” These are just some of the more sinister and nefarious plans that John Armstrong has been plotting to unleash upon the Body of Christ laid out in his new New World Order book Your Church Is Too Small.

So what say you fellow Truth Warriors will you stand along with us and John MacArthur for Satan-approved church disunity for the sake of man-made and artificial doctrinal separation, divisionism and self-righteousness Absolute Truth and Pure Doctrines?:

Or will you stand with the Emerging Apostate John Armstrong for God-approved sinfully ecumenical church unity which includes reconciliation with heretical False Churches?:

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Don Jobson and Truthslayer—united in dividing the Body of Christ for the sake of the Truth of John MacArthur’s Truth Wars©®™ and our Pure Discernmentalist Doctrines.

Obama And The New World Order Exposed

March 2, 2010

            

Discernmentalists we have exposed Obama‘s secret New World Order plans—thanks to Eric Barger and Brannon Howse. We have reason to believe that he may cause the end of the world in 2012 because We Know he is on Satan’s side. One of our Secret Research Robot Monkey Agents that infiltrated secret New World Order locations has concluded that:

President-Elect Barack Obama and his Liberal, Socialist Democratic Party are facilitators of the New World Order, a Luciferic Theocracy being promoted by The UNITED NATIONS, which is Anti-Israel and seeks the Disarmament of America and the restriction of many of our rights.
Beyond the wickedness that Obama and his Democrats have planned for America (A VIRTUAL POLICE STATE), Obama will turn against Israel as his U.N. based foreign policy favors Muslim Terrorists such as Hamas.
OBAMA in power will force ISRAEL to attack Iran’s nuclear weapons program (2009-2010 AD) triggering waves of terror attacks against USA and the west, the collapse of the USA stock market- leading to the FIRST OF TWO RAPTURES and the Start of The Tribulation.
Only a major EARTHQUAKE hitting Iran and destroying their nuclear program would stop Israel from attacking Iran’s nuclear program (2009-2010 AD). Israel will have no choice with OBAMA as President of The United States (with his Anti-Israel Agenda). If this major EARTHQUAKE does hit Iran, It will push the start of The Apocalypse closer to 2012 AD,THE MAYAN YEAR FOR DOOMSDAY AND THE COMING OF ANTICHRIST AS THE SAVIOR OF WORLD.”
 
 

 

Here is an exclusive video recovered by our Research Robot Monkeys detailing Obama’s plans for a Secret One World Religious Government:

Remember to let us do the thinking for you—so spread the fear and hate, because we told you so.

 

Ken Silva Contracts A Rare Emergent Virus

February 21, 2010

Yesterday Ken Silva contracted the rare hideous and disfiguring Emergent virus: Calvini sincerus doxolatroum vitare. This caused him to attack God’s Absolute Sovereignty and utter such an unReformed statement as this:

WHO IS RESPONSIBLE FOR UNLEASHING THE EMERGING CHURCH VIRUS EMBED CODE?

We Know who is responsible and the Pure Reformed answer is:

God from all eternity, did, by the most wise and holy counsel of His own will, freely, and unchangeably ordain whatsoever comes to pass yet so, as thereby neither is God the author of sin, nor is violence offered to the will of the creatures; nor is the liberty or contingency of second causes taken away, but rather established.
Westminster Larger Catechism Q3

That means that God is responsible and the One who caused from the Foundation of the World the UNLEASHING of  THE EMERGING CHURCH VIRUS which Ken Silva contracted. We all are now praying for Ken Silva to be healed and get well from such a dark and reprobated illness so that he can return to his ole Deformed Purely Reformed, Emergent-bashing and Discernmentalist self.

Pat Robertson: Absolute Truth Warrior

January 16, 2010

Join us  weekdays at 3 am on GOIP TV for Pat Robertson: Absolute Truth Warrior!

Some scenes from today’s episode

Pat can high jump 30,000 feet:

And run at 10,000 miles-per-hour:

Patty leg pressing 2,000 pounds by help of God and a strong healthy prostate: