Archive for the ‘Paul Washer’ Category

Think Just Like Us Or Else:

January 31, 2011

Introducing The New Standard ODM Reformed Rating Meter

June 11, 2010

So how well do you rate on our Reformed Rating Scale?

Various Levels of Reformedness (not in order according to degree)

AR – Almost Reformed (has only heard of R. C. Sproul)
BR – Barely Reformed (has heard of R. C. Sproul and thought about buying some of his tapes)
CR – Critically Reformed (more negative than John MacArthur on the Charasmatic movement)
DR – Doubtfully Reformed (only attends this church for the music)
ER – Errantly Reformed (a Four Point Calvinist)
FR – Fantastically Reformed (owns a set of Calvin’s Commentaries)
GR – Grossly Reformed (the kid you would want your daughter to date but not marry)
HR – Hopefully Reformed (the kid you would want your daughter to marry for his money but you would keep his name on your prayer list)
IR – Incredibly Reformed (even the Session doesn’t believe half of what this guy believes)
LR – Loudly Reformed (maybe right, maybe wrong, but never in doubt)
MR – Mostly Reformed (watches football on Sunday afternoons with the family and reviews the Shorter Catechism during halftime)
NR – Newly Reformed (has recently begun attending a Reformed church and has had to buy a new bookshelf for all the additional reading material)
PR – Possibly Reformed (spoke up once at Bible Church and told to try the PCA)
SR – Staunchly Reformed (can quote limited sections of the Shorter Catechism and the Confession of Faith)
TR – Truly Reformed (has memorized the entire Shorter Catechism and can quote the Confession of Faith by chapter and section)

Paul Washer Caught Teaching Anti-Discernmentalist Doctrines

January 24, 2010

How dare he say that we can’t idolize John MacArthur and his Truth Wars. Pastor MacArthur is a True Man of God and the only True Absolute Truth teacher in all of the 2000 years of Church history. Is it possible to love the preaching of John Piper, Paul Washer, Tim Conway and still be lost? Yes but never John MacArthur as the Holy Spirit works through Pastor MacArthur so that every word uttered by him comes directly from the mind and mouth of God. John MacArthur’s Pure Doctrines will save all as any True Chrisian teaches.

Absolute Truth Rules:

  • Pastors must only use John MacArthur as a source and no one else unless it is Rush Limbaugh, Dr. Laura, or Glen Beck. (We used to allow focus on the family, but no longer do!)
  • Pastors or those who want to be pastor-like must quote Spurgeon and Calvin MORE than Jesus as Jesus tends to change people. God forbid that happens in OUR churches!
  • John MacArthur is the standard bearer of all Truth.
  • John MacArthur shall not be criticized.
  • John MacArthur is God’s Absolute Truth Voice and Warrior on Earth—a true defender of God’s Sovereign wrath.