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Trump considers Sicking Lobstermen from Mars on Deep State

December 11, 2019

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Shelldrake Clorzo  pledges to pinch the Deep State with his pincers

QAnon reports on American Thinker:

Will December be the month the pincers close in on the Deep State?  Some promising storm clouds are building.  Justice Department inspector general Michael Horowitz will appear before Senator Lindsey Graham’s Judiciary Committee on December 11, with the long promised I.G. report on FISA abuse to be released December 9.The report is already being downplayed by the media, with the New York Times warning, “DOJ watchdog report expected to clear Comey, McCabe, and Strzok of bias in Trump-Russia probe.”  Okey-dokey, case closed.  The storm will be only a light breeze — at least according to their “unnamed sources” and “officials familiar with the report.” Read more: https://www.americanthinker.com/articles/2019/11/are_the_pincers_closing_on_the_deep_state.html#ixzz66pc3EPCC

It was also reported from an anonymous transmission from outer space that a UFO was spotted a few light-years from Earth. The Trump Administration has said to have made contact with the ship piloted by one Shelldrake Clorzo (a lobsterman from Mars). Shelldrake has been desperately searching for a way to avoid problems with the IRS of Mars and the unpaid millions he owes them in back taxes. He has asked Trump for help—in return and armed with a foolproof plan he pledges to sick his pincers on the Deep State to repay Trump.

“Nazis are Socialists;” Discernmentalists declare!

November 25, 2019

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Everyone knows that Nazis are socialists because the word “socialism” is in National Socialism just like:

  • The Democratic People’s Republic of North Korea is a democratic republic because the word “democratic republic” is in it.
  • Crime Stoppers are really criminals because the word “crime” is in Crime Stoppers.
  • Latinos/Latinas speak Latin because the word “Latin” is in their name.
  • Anti-Fascists are fascists because the word “fascist” is in the name.
  • Anti-Communists are actually communists because the word “communist” is in the title.
  • Atheists are theists because “theist” is in the word.

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We Support Racial Stereotypes

November 21, 2019

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Just as long as no one stereotypes us Discernmentalists. We support racial stereotypes because racism doesn’t exist. However we’re tired of libruls being prejudice about our racial stereotypes so they’re the True racists. We commend recent ODMafiaU Grad Lauren Bertrand who earned her degree in LibertAryan Discernmentalist Race Studies:
It should come as no surprise that someone as steeped in racial politics as Mr. Singh would take the bait on The Problem With Apu hook line and sinker. He’s entitled to his beliefs, just as we are entitled to think this pathetic documentary is a byproduct of Western decadence. Things are just so good in rich Western countries for so many people that they have to gripe about something as trivial as this.Simpsons’ Springfield is replete with stereotypes: racial, ethnic, disabled, gender, occupational, class, &c. That was a basis for its humor: it created a richly textured community for approaching satire from every angle. If you strike Apu for his caricatures, when do we remove Groundskeeper Willy for all the stereotyping about Scots? Or Smithers for gays? And after that, wouldn’t Springfield have a population of 5? Even more ironic because Apu is historically one of the Simpsons‘ most admirable characters: hard working, honest, ethical, a good father. Yet he’s still offensive because a white dude voiced him.

I hadn’t heard of Hari Kondabolu before today (outside of this cringeworthy film), but something tells me his style of humor is the sort that NPR Middlebrows and Rotten Tomatoes critics would fawn over, much like the musings of Lily Singh or Hannah Gadsby. In other words, lots of self-pity and references to “justice” and “marginalized” and “patriarchy”, which are not funny subjects by any reasonable standard for the unwoke majority–which means of course that sites like RNS (the religion department for NPR or New York Times) must work overtime to prop up these comedians’ otherwise marginal careers. And if they still flop, it’s because we’re bigots. So sad what’s happened to comedy amidst our Great Leap Forward: even The Simpsons isn’t really funny anymore.I hope that, when Kondabalu gets fed up with the US because it’s not enlightened enough, he moves to a country where there is absolutely no racism. Chances are this country will also have no problems with greed or jealousy or uncontrollable lust or gluttony or cable channels devoted to reruns of Full House. Maybe he will also find a station that shows only Simpsons episodes before 2003 (when they were good), and he can stretch out on his couch and relax…with his right arm wrapped around his purple unicorn bae.India, despite its numerous challenges, still offers a much more moral method of governing its people than the other mega-country out east.The one good thing that came out of Kondabalu’s jeremiad: the makers of the Simpsons held their ground and did not kowtow to the outrage mob. Apu is still one of the best characters on the show. And Hank Azaria still provides his voice.

Education Ruins Lives: Let Our Ignorance Take Over Instead!

November 9, 2019

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A note on our plans to take over your towns with ODMafiaUs coming yesterday everywhere:

Sounds like this Wilson guy is trying to do to a college town what the Left has already successfully achieved in 90% of the nation’s universities.

I don’t think he’ll succeed and I don’t want him to. Let left-leaning college towns do their thing and assert their status as a minority in a majority culture (red Idaho). Just as we should allow conservative groups–a minority in a majority culture–do their thing in Universities. But all too often the liberal wolves elect to dine on the conservative sheep. It’s just as unconscionable when the political tables get turned.

That said, he does have a few cultural indicators that work in his favor: namely, a) conservatives have much, much higher birth rates than progressives and will pass their values on to their progeny; b) universities both public and private are struggling from reduced enrollment and a declining perception among the public that the education they offer is worth the steep price tag. Neither of these will make much of a dent in Moscow: after all, U of I is the flagship school and isn’t likely to go anywhere soon, even when many smaller liberal arts schools and public school satellite campuses are failing.

But even if Wilson loses this battle, he might still win the war. And yes, it is a war. The only way demographics help the progressives is if they keep promoting unrestricted immigration and keep indoctrinating young minds. But most Americans don’t take a shine to the former any more than they do in UK, Poland, Sweden, Netherlands, France, &c, and increasingly Americans are growing weary of the rampant left wing bias in university culture, so they opt not to donate to their alma maters and vote politicians in who cut the budget of the state schools.

So we can expect a lot more of the “religious nutters” in the days ahead. It’s gonna get spicy.

Correct–the left hasn’t taken over all of academia…only 96% of it. And while there are still no doubt some faculty who are not sympathetic to Marxism, they are cowed into submission by the borg-like mindvirus that shames them and threatens them with ridicule, sexual assault allegations, or even physical violence (hard to fire someone with tenure) if they dare dissent. We all saw what happened to Bret Weinstein at Evergreen two years ago…and he was still basically a leftist.

Fortunately, self-correction is starting to occur, as the marginal little liberal arts colleges are already collapsing (the fourth one in Vermont in 2019 alone–Marlboro College–just announced absorption by Emerson College out of Boston) and soon it will bubble upward to the Oberlin group…a bunch of highly competitive, formerly reputable schools who are mostly ideologically rigid, suffering stagnant or declining enrollment, and those with puny endowments are already rated by Moody’s junk bond status.

Higher ed is about to go the same direction as the legacy media. Too bad so sad. I’ll be interested in hearing your predictable rebuttal and attempt to downplay this. Those “right-wing grievances” are a major factor in diminished enrollment, declining alumni donations, and legislatures facing little backlash when they cut funding for the state university system. While they’re not the only factor–declining birth rates and negative word of mouth about the low ROI of higher ed is huge–it’s not getting better, because our universities keep getting more orthodoxical. And crappier.

I don’t believe this kooky pastor should try to revolutionize Moscow, ID. But he’s welcome to try–provided he abides by the laws we have in place and respects other people’s First Amendment freedoms. But chances are he’ll compete with other nutters who have slightly different but equally dogmatic views. And he’ll also compete with the Holy Gospel of the nu-Left, which is far, FAR more perfervid in 2019. Speaking of which, what do you plan to do to fight these religious nutters that you hate so much? Which do you prefer–gulags or bike locks? Or will you try the civilized, classical liberal approach of reasoned debate? That doesn’t seem all that popular these days…

We reccommend ODMafiaU for all your edumacation needs as we donts needs no buklurnin here nor to be challenged so let us do all the thinking for you. Let us keep you misinformed as ignorance is our strength–its the Discernmentalist way!

One final quote from 3567’s Valedictory speaks by Lauren Betrand one of our recent gradumates:

ROWR! Such fire and fury! What a relief! A college student spewing college student-y things!

You understand so much better than I do. After all, I only base my observations on direct video footage. And you might ask Bret Weinstein or Allison Stanger about their experience with leftwing censorship. They’re hardly rightists but they’d probably come to a different conclusion than you and your WaPo article (Breitbart for leftists).

How many fire alarms did you pull last year at your school? How many flyers did you rip off the walls? And you expect me to believe WaPo (“Democracy dies in wokeness”) has an honest stake in the matter? It’s essentially the media equivalent of higher ed. Overcapitalized stinky cheese…junk food for snooty grown-ups.

In fairness, I remember the chief incident described in the tabloid you cited. The students in question–the book-burners–behaved crudely and immaturely and squandered their chance to confront the professor’s genteel racism as a result. It only bespeaks what a joke of a publication the Post is, though, that they fixated on this, when leftwing student censorship of conservatives is a daily occurrence. And I am not a conservative nor ever affiliated with a conservative group in college. But they get quashed by the Leftwing Outrage Mob on a daily basis.

It must be so frustrating to you that we wrongthinkers remain more convinced than ever that higher ed is incurably poisoned, churning out nothing more than ideologically possessed agitators with heaps of debt that they want society to pay for them. If you have the intellectual insight you’ve shown from your post, then the indoctrination camps have worked wonders on you. Unfortunately, it probably also means that your diploma won’t be worth the paper it’s printed on. Oh well–you can always Feel the Bern! He’ll cancel all your debts! Stay woke.

Yep, a complete ideologue. They taught you well!

“Anyone who doesn’t agree with me is a fascist.” – The Left in 2019. Concentration camps only exist in the addled brains of possessed creatures like AOC and her twittercult. It is as big of a fiction as Jeffrey Epstein’s. The media lies (or, more accurately, deliberately hides the truth) for political purposes and 70% of the country has figured this out. That’s why they’re laying off “journalists” left and right.

So glad higher ed is also on the brink of collapse. Exactly what it deserves. Bankruptcy is the only thing that will get it to reform, and even then, it’ll only happen after many, many schools fail–not just a handful of schools in Vermont. And a dozen schools can rise up, like phoenixes from the ashes, and resume something most schools haven’t done in quite some time: genuine intellectual inquiry that rules out NO moral foundations.

Hundreds of ’em!

However, a few dozen are coming of age, and I’m not pushing college on them. (That’s up to them to decide, and I sure am not going to help pay for it more than the pittance that I can afford.) As a result, they’ll probably all end up being stupid as adults and voting Republican. And then having tons of little Republican sprogs.

Applying Conservative Secular American Culture to the Bible

November 1, 2019

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So many Christians do not know how to understand the Bible, they use the secular culture and their feelings to apply Scripture to life. This is why a revival is needed. Truly a call of back to the whole Bible! Praying 🙏🏻 for revival, will you pray too?

Like how we use secular culture aka the 2nd Amendment to explain away Christ’s command to turn the other cheek and lay down our weapons. Or how we use our feelings and emotions to apply to the Bible to oppose abortion yet remain pro-war and pro-death penalty but still call ourselves pro-life. Or how we use the secular culture of capitalism to condemn the poor and social justice even-though Christ sends away the rich empty handed such as:

Battle cry for Christians today:
THE BIBLE INTERPRETS THE CULTURE, THE CULTURE DOES NOT INTERPRET THE BIBLE.
Classical Marxism should never be used to interpret Scripture. What is Classical Marxism? It is the Social Justice Movement.

Or how we use our feelings; emotions; patriotism and secular culture to insist that 2 Chronicles 7:14 applies to America instead of the Israel of 400-250 BC for whom it was written. Or how we use our feelings and secular culture to apply to Romans 13.. Or how we appeal to the secular culture of patriotism to desecrate God’s Altar with the secular symbol of our flag. Or how we call for revivals despite their origins in secular American culture not the Bible. Our American Gospel from the whole Patriot Bible!

The ironic thing is, I would venture to say, that just about everyone in the audience in that recent John MacArthur video (PBUI) practices the same exact thing. That is the American way. Phil Johnson lambasted the entire audience present in the same breath that he piled on Beth Moore. They just didn’t get it – or perhaps they did and it created an uncomfortable moment.

Its also the Bible-believing Discernmentalist way—-help us help others by putting America First!

Truthslayer and Don Jobson endorsed

 

Spreading Grace Our Way from the Past Again: a review of a Book Review on (Ana)Baptist witchcraft

June 5, 2019

Review- ‘‘Already a leading authority in the history of heresy, Gary K. Waite offers challenging new ways to integrate the early modern witch hunts in the broader anti-heretical developments of the Reformation era. Eradicating the Devil’s Minions sheds valuable light on a wealth of topics, including attitudes to miracles, debates over the sacraments – notably baptism, popular magic, shamanism and religious charisma – and the entire rhetoric of demonization.’ Stuart Clark, Professor of History, University of Wales, Swansea” –This text refers to the Hardcover edition.

Arthur McJohn’s review: “This is one of the most important books written to aid our Truth War against Anabaptists/Baptists who we’ve already Discernmentalized are responsible for almost all the acts of evil in the world from their socialistic pacifism to the witchcraft of their unReformed baptisms.”

Don Jobson reviewing Arthur’s review of the review: That’s right Arthur in fact the forefathers of our Great Truth War considered Baptists more of an enemy than grace-hating Pope-worshippers—this is what makes their Doctrines so demonic. The Product Description of this important work gets it right:

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As a religious sect, the Anabaptists were seen to practice unusual rituals and follow an eccentric set of beliefs. One story, for instance, purports that an Anabaptist prophet, claiming to have visited heaven, persuaded his followers to run naked through the streets of Amsterdam. Eradicating the Devil’s Minions investigates these beliefs in the context of Reformation Europe, a time in which persecution, religious intolerance, and witch-hunting were rampant.

I. Todyaso comments: “This line proves how unReformed Baptists are just like our enemies the Emergents who follow Purpose-Driven Charismatic chaos. Their beliefs were and are unusual and eccentric. Reading about a Prophet visiting heaven—sounds Islamic to me. What’s that about running naked through the streets sounds like Hindoo voodoo hippie liberalism to me that just proves how much more impure their doctrines are to Ours.”

Truthslayer responds: “Sounds like the Cannuckistanesians to me…lol!”

Focusing primarily on the Habsburg-controlled regions of Europe, Gary K. Waite argues that the persecution of Anabaptists did not go hand in hand with the outbreak of witch-hunts in the mid-sixteenth century. Rather, distrust of Anabaptists predated the first major witch panic of 1562-3, and Waite suggests that the virulent propaganda against Anabaptist heretics helped convince governments of the existence of a diabolical threat. Although Anabaptists rejected religious magic, they were consistently demonized by Catholic and Lutheran polemicists.

Eradicating the Devil’s Minions is an investigation into the roots of religious intolerance in Reformation Europe, and a unique examination of mass hysteria and social extremism.

Truthslayer summing up for the ODMafia on behalf of God’s Only Inerrant Party: “We can only conclude that Baptists are heretics through guilt of association with the Anabaptists—True Truth Warriors must come against them but in case you doubt our Discernmentalism”—Finally we leave you with this quote from John Calvin in his “Brief Instruction to Arm Those of Good Faith Against the Errors of the AnaBaptist”, (Geneva, 1544):

Calvin Wrote, “These miserable fanatics have no other goal than to put everything into disorder.. They reveal themselves to be the enemies of God and of the human race… If it is not right for a Christian man to go to law with anyone to settle quarrels regarding possessions, inheritance, and other matters, than I ask these good teachers what will become of the world?”

Super-Patriot Heresy Alert!!!!: Prophetic Christians are UnAmerican!

June 2, 2019

untitledcpI believe the real reason why so many professing Christians are so apathetic and indifferent to what is happening has nothing to do with the teachings of Scripture, Bible doctrine, eschatology, or anything of the like. It has everything to do with old-fashioned laziness. Today’s average Christian just flat does not want to be bothered. He has a comfortable house, an easy chair, television, and a set of golf clubs in the closet. He takes two or three weeks’ vacation every year, goes to church on Sunday (a church that does not intrude on his comfort zone, of course), pays taxes, and votes for his favorite “pro-life” Republican candidate every two years, and assumes that he is a “good” Christian and “patriotic” American. He is neither!

A real Christian patriot would never allow his country to be taken over by a gaggle of elitist goons bent on stealing his liberties–including his religious liberties–without doing everything in his power to prevent it. A real Christian patriot is active, alert, engaged, zealous, and committed to preserving liberty.

What if Jesus doesn’t come for another 100 years? Another 200 years? What are we going to say to our grandchildren when they ask us what we were doing when our freedoms and liberties were being stolen? What will we say to our Christian forebears when we meet them in eternity? They sacrificed everything so that we could live in peace and freedom. What will we say to them? What will we say to God, who handed this land of liberty to us on a silver (albeit blood-soaked) platter?

 I know unbelievers who have more character and determination about preserving liberty than many who call themselves Christians. And I have a ton more respect for them, too. Our Lord told us, “For unto whomsoever much is given, of him shall be much required” (Luke 12:48). Yes, Christians in America have been given the best of both worlds, and many do not even appreciate it enough to see to it that their own children–their own flesh and blood–will live to enjoy the same blessings. They are pathetic!

So, the next time you hear some piety-draped Christian talking about how he won’t engage the enemy and fight for liberty, because of prophecy, or some other spiritually-sounding platitude, just remember, it has nothing to do with prophecy, or anything of the sort: it has everything to do with old-fashioned laziness  My feeling toward him is the same as that of Sam Adams (a fellow Christian) toward the Tories of old:

“If ye love wealth better than liberty, the tranquility of servitude than the animating contest for freedom–go home from us in peace. We ask not your counsels or arms. Crouch down and lick the hands which feed you. May your chains sit lightly upon you, and may posterity forget that ye were our countrymen!” Amen! (Source)

How dare American Christians defer to Biblical prophecy instead of Conservative talking heads—why that is simply unbiblical! We know that when the Biblical Prophets railed against injustices it was because they were lazy and not very good Patriots by not supporting the Empire. We know that Capitalism is Biblical. We know that God would want us to use the liberty that He gave to us in our Holy Constitution to defend exploitation at all costs against those who share resources and believe in equality as sharing is socialism. Normally we would come against those who dare utter anything against Biblical Absolutes but we know only liberals are the ones truly against the Bible. Besides that we need more Super-Patriots to help us take a stand against liberals and socialism as that’s the True Bible-Believing way. We need to zealously fight for our liberty to oppress others and to fight the gaggle of elitist goons. We need our fascism Christianity as well as our Bibles draped in our Holy American Flag. We know Bonhoeffer was wrong for deferring to the Biblical prophets in opposing Nazism as John MacArthur (PBUH) has said:

“Now listen to this. It doesn’t matter whether your ruler is Caesar, Herod, Pilate, Felix, Fetus, Agrippa, Stalin, Hitler, Winston Churchill, Bill Clinton, it doesn’t matter who it is, he says be subject, you teach them to be subject.”

My co-Soldiers in the Truth War the ODMafia agree that we need more Super-Patriots among us that’s why we approve of this—-ODMafia approved….Don Jobson and Arthur McJohn endorsed

Blocked By One Of Our Own

May 9, 2019

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The attacks on us by our former allies the formerly known Propaganda & Party (Pulpit & Pen) now henceforth known as Bulpit & Pen have taken a turn for the worse and have gotten extra ugly. Recently our Mighty notTwitter Truth Warriors were blocked. Yes blocked— Bulpit & Pen blocked us from spying on following them on their Socialist Media account on Twitter—after discovering Dr. Truthslayer’s helpful meme. We are beyond outraged—for one: how dare they go against our Clear Teachings that even we ourselves don’t follow on Social Media leading to Socializing which is sheer worldliness and even worse Socialism. We thought they were much more anti-Social Gospel than that.

Even moreso Bulpit & Pen have turned their missives on our newest ally in protecting the fragile Hard Truth of our Glorious Pope John MacArthur’s Truth War (PBUI):

  1. Do not post memes.

  2. Do not post Babylon Bee articles.

We have even more reason to be concerned that Bulpit & Pen are apostatizing from the worldly means in which all True Truth Warriors fighting the good fight against for Truth wage our Truth War©2007®™ . What would our mutual Pope John MacArthur (PBUH)’s right hand man Phil Johnson aka Hugh Jass think or the Mighty Truth Warrior Frank Turk? We only pray that Bulpit & Pen repent and turn back to the fold of fighting the good Truth War for our mutual Pope John MacArthur’s Absolute Truth©2007®™ .

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ODM News: “Al Mohler Emerges as a Socialist.”

October 8, 2011

We were horrified when our Research Robot Monkeys caught one of our own spouting anti-Rich hate messages. We would expect this unholy abomination from Leftist Liebral Red-Letter Universalist Sinfully Ecumenical Semi-Pelagian Emergerants preaching their Social(ist) gospels but never from a True Bible-Believing Christian. We mustn’t stand for this as Jan Markell says:

In many Bibles, all the words of Jesus are in red. There is nothing wrong with that. But something is wrong when Leftist Christians or so-called Christians want to mute the words of Paul and other writers and only follow Jesus’ words. They call themselves “red-letter Christians.”

Some who believe this way practice a form of neo-Marxism and others would call it “Christian Marxism” — an oxymoron if there ever was one. They note that the early church shared everything (socialism). A close cousin to this is “liberation theology.”

Thanks to our Research Robot Monkeys—here for all the world to see is Al Mohler’s unholy abomination in all of it’s sinful apostasy:

I am writing this essay on an Apple laptop computer. I am listening to the strains of Bach playing from my iPad via an AirPort Express. My iPhone sits on my desk, downloading a new App from iTunes. Steve Jobs has invaded my life, my house, my office, my car, and my desktop — and I am thankful for all of these technologies.

But unerring taste, aesthetic achievement, and technological genius will not save the world. Christians know what the world does not — that the mother tending her child, the farmer planting his crops, the father protecting his family, the couple faithfully living out their marital vows, the factory worker laboring to support his family, and the preacher preparing to preach the Word of God are all doing far more important work.

We have to measure life by its eternal impact, even as we are thankful for every individual who makes this world a better place. But, don’t expect eternal impact to be the main concern of the business pages.—Al Mohler

Clearly this is an attack on Rich business owners and Big Business. Any attack on Big Business is Socialism. Saying that factory workers laboring to support their families are more important than Rich business owners is to side with the Labor Unions. Supporting Labor Unions is Big Labor and taking a stand for Big Labor and the common workers is Communistic Socialism.

We Support Religious Liberty!

October 5, 2011

Why support Religious Liberty and the Separation of Church and State when you can do the complete opposite! Support us and our Alliance Defense Fund.

We stand for “real” Religious Liberty:

Among other “Religious Liberty” issues.  * – And by Christians, we mean only those who hold to a Strict interpretation of Orthodox 5-point Dortian Calvinism. Since Mary-worshipping Papists, Arminianist free-will idolaters, Lutherans, anaBaptists, Greeks and other non-Reformed churches are Semi-Pelagian, they are all non-Christian religions—because they reject the “True Gospel.”

We “poor” Christian majority are tired of being  discriminated against in our own Country—remember this Great Nation was founded upon “Christian principles” and that all of our Founding Fathers were “good Bible-Believing Calvinists” especially Thomas Jefferson and James Madison. It’s time we do something and take back our Religious Liberty: to spread more Partisan politics and hate.

For decades, the American Civil Liberties Union (ACLU) and other radical anti-Christian groups have been on a mission to eliminate public expression of our nation’s faith and heritage. By influencing the government, filing lawsuits, and spreading the myth of the so-called “separation of church and state,” the opposition has been successful at forcing its leftist agenda on Americans.

Their targeted attacks on religious freedom are more serious and widespread than you may realize. In courtrooms and schoolrooms, offices and shops, public buildings and even churches…those who believe in God are increasingly threatened, punished, and silenced.

Help us take a stand for “true” Religious Liberty and support God’s Only Inerrant Party in 2012: vote Brannon Howse/Michael Reagan!

(Issac Backus and Roger Williams be damned!)