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All Hail, Capitalism’s Savior!…

May 27, 2010

 

“If we ever forget that we’re one nation under GOD, then we will be a nation gone under.” — Ronald Reagan

This is why Ronald Reagan was the last True President that we ever had and why Reagan was Elected the Final President of America, so bow down and submit unto His Pure Doctrines:

Ronald Wilson Reagan was indeed Capitalism’s True Saviour! This was even prophesized in the Truth War Bible. The Gospel of Reaganism According to Worldview Weekend Truth Warriors Chapter 11:

Worldview Weekend’s Code Blue Rally is for adults and students age 9 to 109 because the church in America is in critical condition. Christian adults and young people alike embody worldviews that are no different from those outside the church. Jesus’ warning in Revelation 3:16 should be ringing in our collective ears: “So, because you are lukewarm, and neither hot nor cold, I am going to vomit you out of my mouth” (HCSB). Separation from Christ means spiritual death follows quickly. For that reason, Worldview Weekend has declared CODE BLUE for America’s church. Urgent action is vital, or the vibrant Christian faith we all should be sharing will soon be dead. 
 

Worldview Weekend is committed to a four prong strategy for its Code Blue Campaign: 1). Teach Christians to contend for the faith through apologetics training. 2). Teach Christian to think like Biblically minded Christians through worldview training. 3). Teach Christians to evangelize like Jesus did using the Moral Law 4). Challenge Christians to make sure they are true converts by examining their lives in light of the Biblical hallmarks of a Christian. These hallmarks can be found in the book of I John. 

And remember to:

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Yes we all should bow down and Obey Reagan’s Pure Doctrines as Capitalism is Absolute Biblical Truth of this we are Absolutely Certain.

Evil Emergent Plots Found

November 5, 2009

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Recently you may recall that Ken Silva was caught in another scandal. Well we have  found that to be  false and upon further discernmentalizing have concluded that the Ken Silva in the video singing “worldly music” just last year which promotes “trance formational dancing” is actually an evil Doppelganger twin of Ken planted by Emergents to mock our Pure Doctrines.

In other news GOIP Eye 2 was shot down by Rob Bell, Doug Pagitt and their heretical crew of Emergent miscreants. Here  is the view captured from GOIP Eye 1:

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Just look at that mystical web of  Emergent confusion surrounding our once lovely rocket satellite! GOIP Eye 3 caught the moment of impact when GOIP Eye 2 exploded:

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God’s Own Zip Code Revealed

November 5, 2009

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Click unless you are unsaved, unregenerate, non-Elect, a heathen, queer, an Emergent, a sinner, an apostate, liberal, vote Democrat, an unbelieving athiest, Ken Silva’s evil clone, the fake Jan Markell or any of our other enemies.

Ken Silva Scandal # 2

November 4, 2009

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Ken Silva caught  singing “worldly music” just last year which promotes “trance formational dancing.” We of the Online Discernmentalist Mafia thought that Ken was supposedly ‘retired from performing and music to devote his time to his self-proclaimed self-righteous ministry fulltime.’  Here is the video evidence which clearly speaks for itself:

Ken for shame—Saint John MacArthur would be appalled. Repent Ken repent of thy apostasy and slippery-slope into worldliness lest ye be found among the unregenerate and non-Elect.

Our Nationalist Anthem

October 16, 2009

The James Dobson approved Nationalist Anthem of the GOIP. You’ve heard of the GOP—God’s Only Party—well we have found that to be a lie as the Republican Party are liberal apostate heretics for letting in homosexuals. We are the only True Godly political Party around that’s why we are the GOIP—God’s Only Inerrant Party otherwise known as The Calvinazi Party/The Theocratic Calvinist Christian Fascist Party or CCFP for short. Anyways this is our Nationalist Anthem written by James Dobson and our Führer—Ron Luce. We were originally going to entitle our Anthem: “We Are Robot Puppet Zombies On The Strings Of Our Angry Sovereign God Of Vengeful Wrath” but at the last minute we decided to call it “Around The World/ Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger.” Why because we are going to spread our Pure Doctrines around the world by military force and because we’re harder than you with our Hardcore Dogmatics. We’re better than you because we’re Saved and you’re not. We’re faster than you and will track all you heretics down and last we’re stronger than you because we’re Truly on God’s side.

Todd Friel’s New Movie

October 15, 2009

Todd Friel in Boba Fett And The Bounty Hunt For All Of The Galaxy’s Heretics. If you know an Emergent or any other heretic, Boba Fett (Todd Friel) will hunt them down and bring them in for a bounty:

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