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Fear AND Self-LOATHING on the INTERNET…

June 10, 2010

       

Our hero Ken Silva reprises his role in this sequel to the classic Fear And Loathing On The Internet. In this new film fresh off the conveyor belts of the GOIP DVD production lines—Ken begins lamenting the fact that there is  “a growing influence of Contemplative Spirituality/Mysticism (CSM) that has crept right into the timid heart of the squishy evanjellyfish church organism pretending to be a True Protestant community.”

Soon this lamenting turns into self-loathing followed by fear and then finally fear and self-loathing combined of which the title (Fear And Self-Loathing On The Internet) of the film is derived. Shortly in the film—in the midst of protesting against “the growing influence of Contemplative Spirituality/Mysticism (CSM)” in the church today— Ken experiences a computer crash but manages to send out this message through Discernmentalist Osmosis which is in the DNA of all True Discernmentalists:

Just a short note asking for prayer, particularly if you’ve been blessed by this online apologetics and discernment work, and making you aware that the hard drive in the main computer at here at Apprising Ministries has crashed. Fortunately back problems had forced me to do much of my work from a laptop so the loss of materials/information was lessened. Since our email program went through that now defunct main computer we no longer have access to it so we’ve begun a new email account: apprisingministries@gmail.com. We remain thankful you have been standing with Apprising Ministries through these 5+ years, and thank you for your prayer, as well as financial support as well. O, and the blessing; well, we’re still waiting to see what the Lord has in store through this little bit of a test as we try and rebuild our database.

Fearing for the worse Ken soon discovers that the evil Frank Viola and equally evil Leonard Sweet caused his hard drive to crash through their spiritually corrupt practice of Contemplative/Centering Prayer. Our film ends with Ken pledging to put his fear and self-loathing to good use as he vows to take revenge against Contemplative/Centering Prayer and the “sinfully-ecumenical” Purpose-Driven and Contemplative-driven Emerging/Emergent Church and “po-mo Christian” sinners in general by using big TRUTH WARRIOR words such as “gutless crybaby,” “spineless” and “sissified jellyfish” even more than he did in the first film or does now.

On a happier note Ken also reinstated his offer to make good on his vow to donate a “spine” and “Backbone”  to any apostate heretic that would repent and believe upon the Pure and True Gospel of John MacArthur’s Truth Wars™ and Biblical American values such as capitalism and war so that this film could have a happier ending than the first one.

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Obama Supporters Repent

June 2, 2010

 

Abortion is murder; murder is a sin. War and collateral damage are murder; however, war and collateral damage are not sin as they are biblical.

Anyone who voted for Obama is living in sin and should repent now—here is why:

lightshineon Re: Franklin Graham Predicts Christians Split from Obama
« Reply #1 on: May 06, 2010, 10:47:14 PM » 

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Hopefully millions of Christians did not vote for him, but, even if they did vote for him. let us hope they see the sin, and the mistake of doing so.
 
 
johnnyQ Re: Franklin Graham Predicts Christians Split from Obama
« Reply #2 on: May 07, 2010, 08:31:14 AM » 

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There’s not one bit of biblical support for saying that voting for ANYONE is a sin.  That’s seems to be taken from First LSO 13:13.  But a warning in Revelation 22:18 says it’s dangerous to add to the scriptures like you have attempted.

jq
 
lightshineon Re: Franklin Graham Predicts Christians Split from Obama
« Reply #9 on: May 07, 2010, 11:10:26 AM » 

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JQ, ever read that every thought. word, or deed, you will be held accountable for? You might try in matthew Ch 12, or 13, I have to go, so please quit your scripture threatening get you own self right, and learn to rightly divide the word of truth. If you knowingly vote for someone who kills babies, with a passion, then those babies blood is on your hands.

We certainly agree as we have  no blood on our hands  from supporting war-mongering Republican Presidents. Remember Jesus said in the Bible: “Blessed are the war-mongers for they shalt conquer the earth.”  lightshineon also wanted to add:

JQ, did you know statistacally conservatives voters, help the poor more than liberals. Did you also know in the word of God even in the NT, it talks about wars, and rumors of wars in Matthew 24, Jesus never said anything against it, In proverbs in the OT, it also tells us to love our enemies, and in Revelation it talks about wars. Now Jesus states, very strongly about hurting children. BTW, Jesus talks about us as individuals helping the poor. I see Obama taking money from the mentally challenged ad old, who are the least of these. Not some punk from the hood who, can work, but, lays up drawing welfare, killing his BFF, over a dine bag, I have seen it, JQ, more than once.