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Trump considers Sicking Lobstermen from Mars on Deep State

December 11, 2019

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Shelldrake Clorzo  pledges to pinch the Deep State with his pincers

QAnon reports on American Thinker:

Will December be the month the pincers close in on the Deep State?  Some promising storm clouds are building.  Justice Department inspector general Michael Horowitz will appear before Senator Lindsey Graham’s Judiciary Committee on December 11, with the long promised I.G. report on FISA abuse to be released December 9.The report is already being downplayed by the media, with the New York Times warning, “DOJ watchdog report expected to clear Comey, McCabe, and Strzok of bias in Trump-Russia probe.”  Okey-dokey, case closed.  The storm will be only a light breeze — at least according to their “unnamed sources” and “officials familiar with the report.” Read more: https://www.americanthinker.com/articles/2019/11/are_the_pincers_closing_on_the_deep_state.html#ixzz66pc3EPCC

It was also reported from an anonymous transmission from outer space that a UFO was spotted a few light-years from Earth. The Trump Administration has said to have made contact with the ship piloted by one Shelldrake Clorzo (a lobsterman from Mars). Shelldrake has been desperately searching for a way to avoid problems with the IRS of Mars and the unpaid millions he owes them in back taxes. He has asked Trump for help—in return and armed with a foolproof plan he pledges to sick his pincers on the Deep State to repay Trump.

Breaking: Antifa Bear killed Epstein… linked to Russia!!!

November 25, 2019

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Antifa backed Russian Bear now blamed for Jeffery Epstein’s “supicious” death as noted by a top Discernmentalist from Conspiracy News Network (a subsidiary of BS.Com a subsidiary of InfoWars):

Dave Noelle I watched MSNBC today. They bashed white men, claiming they were the root of all of the world’s problems. They used Hitleresque language towards conservatives, dehumanizing them and encouraging violence by defending the ANTIFA terrorists. I’m shocked (not really), that a major network would claim anyone right of Marx is a Nazi. (Nazis are social justice warriors) They painted anyone with a different opinion as a racist, homophobic, xenophobic, sexist, blah blah blah blah blah – because they have no argument so that is all they can do. They even continue to push the thoroughly debunked Russiagate conspiracy theory! Lmao. (Anyone Left of Reagan is a Commie)

They have already started a civil war. The Antifa bears they really have and really do hate America. They hate democracy and are co conspirators in trying to destroy it. They have declared war on democracy, war on freedom, war on the individual, war on the constitution… (Separation of church and state is a myth—up with theocracy) They just want equity, and facts do not matter as their means are always justified by their imaginary theoretical utopian ending if, in their mind, everyone was forced to be ideological clones of them! (Support our Troops-)

yup, exactly the same as all leftist MSM does too. That’s the problem with politics. (We hate all politics but ours)

Or do you not remember 2.5 years of ridiculous conspiracy theories about Russian Collusion? How short your memory is. (Russia colluded with Antifa and lured bears to Epstein’s jail gate with pizza)

Wade Duroe wait, you must have missed 2.5 years of daily Russiagate Conspiracy Theory nonsense!? Omg. Have you even turned on the TV since Trump ran for president? The insane hyperbolic fake news has ramped up to unprecedented levels. (Obama is the antichrist) Not just Trump, but anything related to Trump by the nth degree. Kavanaugh Witch Trials 1.0 and 2.0. Jussie Smollett. The Covington Boys!!! (I read this in Hillary’s emails that this was prearranged secretly by some guy see)

You clearly haven’t seen the latest PV leaks that came out about CNN and ABC!? Cold hard video evidence, hot mics and screen shots that are VERIFIED as legit. CNNs Jeff Zucker was caught demanding fake news be pushed to smear Trump and shutting down stories that don’t fit their narrative. (Libturdz r dumbz) He full on is caught saying the news doesn’t matter, it’s about an agenda. And unless you’ve lived under a rock you should have heard about ABC spiking the Epstein story 3 years ago, protecting the most prolific child sexual predator in American history because it would have made Hillary look bad and they might lose interviews with Will and Kate!!! Unbelievable. (Epstein didn’t kill himself with pizza—his gate was clawed open—therefore the Antifa bears linked to Russia must have done it)

Spread the Conspiracy!

Don Jobson and Truthslayer

ABC Confirmed: Sesame Street Saga Continues-Trump Body Count Scandal

November 20, 2019

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Anonymous Muppet confirmed that the ABC in the title of his new book An Anonymous Killing On Sesame Street: A-B-C 1-2-3 Someone Yuge Murdered The Maker Of Me indeed refers to ABC Training Center where Mr. N. F. Trof allegedly learned how to administer IVs. Anonymous Muppet also revealed that there are more cryptic crumbs hidden within the title of his book:

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3-2-1 Contact was another of PBS’ shows as you may know but some may not realize that 3-2-1 Contact was a spinoff of the Jim Henson involved Sesame Street. How does this connect to the Trump-Henson Conspiracy? Further researchmentalism yielded these results:

—Trump seized 321 acres of Mashpee land in November of 2018

—One other result of 321—NDN has compiled a list of high-volume, Pro-Trump Twitter accounts which as of this posting are up to 321

  • Why the repetition of 321? Could it be that Trump is mocking Henson fans for putting Henson to death and getting away with it?

Anonymous Muppet further revealed that an anonymous emailer tipped him off to ABC possibly being the cryptic code that Trump gave Mr. N.F. Trof to let him know it was time to do the dirty deed. ABC of course equates to assassinate Brian Henson’s dad in Carolina.

 

 

Breaking Update: Sesame Street Scandal-Trump Body Count Saga

November 10, 2019

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Within hours of breaking the news scandal of the Trump-Henson Connection we received an anonymous email from this address AnonymousWakachickenHandsock@MOL.Com:

To Whomever it may concern,

I just read your article and wanted to drop a few more crumbs your way. Julie Kavner as you may know worked on the movie Dr. Doolittle which our company was involved with. It was a very funny movie…wakka wakka wakka… Anyways back to the point of this email—one of our Anonymous group brought this acrostic clue to our attention after reading your article. I thought I’d share this chart with you:

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John Doe’s chart from BS.Com

Signed, AnonymousWakaChickenHandsock

The ODMafia has further researchmentalized this chart and have traced it’s origins to one John Doe head contributor to BS.Com a subsidiary of InfoWars. We gathered further details from the page where AnonymousWakaChickenHandsock lifted the chart including the discovery of the acrostic: “Julie Kavner…hmmm Kushner…of course it all makes sense now…Kushner=Trump but what do the other letters mean? Lets parse them through our cryptogramometer.”

Further details emerged like the fact that Julie Kavner is the voice of Marge Simpson on The Simpsons another TV show that spent decades poking fun of Trump. Besides appearing in Dr. Doolittle alongside Garry Shandling one of the more recent victims on the Body Count. Will Julie be next? The Body Count list offers further insights:

BREAKING: Carrie Fisher?!

One of Carrie Fisher’s VERY LAST tweets before SHE DIED:

“TRUMP speaking his mind ISN’T REFRESHING, it’s APPALLING. Coca Cola is refreshing…”

BOOM! DEAD!

I WONDER IF THERE’S A CONNECTION…

TRUMP AND PEPSI COLLUSION CONFIRMED!

This connects to the Trump-Henson Conspiracy pointing to Julie being a future victim not just because she stars in The Simpsons but also because she starred alongside Carrie Fisher in This Is My Life:

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Kavner also worked alongside Carrie Fisher on Hannah And Her Sisters:

The “mysterious” Mr. N.F. Trof the supposed IV technician an accomplice in Jim Henson’s “suspicious” death by infection has yet to be discovered and is assumed to still be at large. However an anonymous comment left on BS.Com pointed out that one such training centers for IV techs in NY (Trump’s home state) is named ABC. Could this possibly be the ABC that Anonymous Muppet’s book An Anonymous Killing On Sesame Street: A-B-C 1-2-3 Someone Yuge Murdered The Maker Of Me cryptically refers to? Stay tuned for future updates!

Update: we left out an important link in the chain—on the day Carrie Fisher was killed from a “mysterious” heart condition an Anonymous comment was left on a Muppet forum: ” it looks like earlier today, PBS aired the episode of Sesame Street with the Star Wars parody. How’s that for a coincidence?” Were they pointing the finger to the Trump-Henson Conspiracy? Consider this: Jim Henson’s Muppet Show also featured Carrie Fisher connections…

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Shocking Expose: Trump Body Count on Sesame Street exposed-allegedly had Jim Henson creator of The Muppets killed by infection

November 9, 2019

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The “Clinton body count” is laughably stupid no matter how one looks at it. To believe the claims, one must accept that the Clintons are hyper-competent criminal masterminds who were able to arrange dozens of murders and cover them up perfectly. One must accept that Bill Clinton was able to suppress any evidence, leaks, or whistleblowers despite having proven that he was unable to lie effectively about a simple blowjob. (Source)

 

THE GRUMP-HENSON CONSPIRACY & COVER UP

Anonymous Handsock: Muppet Matters: September 29, 2019 (Sesame Street)-  “Falsehood flies, and the Truth comes limping after it; so that when Men come to be undeceiv’d, it is too late; the Jest is over, and the Tale has had its Effect…”Jonathan Swift, 1710. This post is brought to you by the letters: capital Q for QAnon; small letter t for total nonsense and the number 1 for 1 big fat lie…ah ah ah….

A NEW TELL-ALL BOOK BREAKS WIND OF AN ALLEGED CONSPIRACY AND SECRET COVER UP

A new tell-all book written by an anonymous insider source known simply by the pseudonym: Anonymous Muppet—anonymously reviewed by an anonymous source on an anonymous website that remains anonymous (BS.Com a subsidiary of InfoWars)— brought this secret conspiracy to our attention. Anonymous’ book simply entitled An Anonymous Killing On Sesame Street: A-B-C 1-2-3 Someone Yuge Murdered The Maker Of Me cryptically alleges that Donald Trump alias Ronald Grump had Jim Henson put to death by natural infection out of revenge for Henson’s involvement with PBS’ show Sesame Street that mocked him for decades. Q: if Trump said he could get away with killing someone in NY—why not Sesame Street? A: Anonymous Muppet aims to show the “facts” on this secret cover up in his anonymously written book.

CRYPTIC CLUES REVEALED

Some of these alleged cryptic clues collected from various anonymous sources (so their reliability is unquestionable) include:

  • Grump: death be thy name
  • An alleged upside down Q and RGDTKJH made out in certain lighting on Oscar the Grouch’s trashcan
  • Pizza was found among Oscar’s garbage
  • Look at the Tower as in Grump Towers
  • Supposedly Ronald Grump admits to the fact that he (G/Trump) did it
  • Also there’s an anonymous clue on a hidden sign in the Sesame Street film Follow That Bird
  • Trump is allegedly anti-Henson

Q:Why was pizza found on the set of a children’s TV show? A: This must have something to do with Pizzagate.

FOLLOW THE BREAD CRUMBS: UNRAVELING THE LINKS IN THE CHAIN

Other alleged clues are the fact that “in 1969 (when Trump dodged the draft), Henson joined the children’s educational television program Sesame Street where he helped to develop characters for the series” (as already mentioned). But also the fact that Jim Henson’s death was “highly suspicious” as he “died from pneumonia at age 53 on May 16, 1990, just over 20 hours after being admitted to New York Hospital. Dr. David Gelmont announced that Henson had died from Pneumonia.[8] However, he confirmed on May 29 that Henson’s immediate cause of death was organ dysfunction resulting from streptococcal toxic shock syndrome.” Q: Why the change in Henson’s cause of death a mere 13 days later? A: There must have been a conspiracy and secret cover up. Toxic shock syndrome is abbreviated T.S.S. which is clearly code-word for Trump succeeded successfully. Also Swamps are full of toxic substances. Trump is known for his buzz phrase: “Drain the Swamp.” Q: Was Henson part of the Swamp Trump is referring to? A: See link: Here. Ronald Grump (Trump) just so happens to be a native of NY where Jim Henson “mysteriously died” from an infection. Q: Why did Henson die in the native home of Trump? A: This can’t be a mere coincidence!

A MORE RECENT CONNECTION

Anonymous Muppet has also connected this conspiracy and alleged cover up to a wider Trump Body Count both on Sesame Street itself and elsewhere. He argues that not only did Grump directly cause the deaths of several Sesame Street residents through eviction threats (funding cuts) but also alleges that several Muppets have disappeared under “mysterious” circumstances as well. Supposedly some were on set; near or behind the scenes during the filming of some of Grump’s episodes allegedly. Q: what possible reason could these characters have disappeared after being on the show so long? A: “X character was retired due to a ‘mysterious’ death.” He also found a more recent link in the trail so to speak–in 2016 2 months before the anniversary of Henson’s “mysterious” death:

Garry Shandling — who ATTACKED the size of Trump’s lower trump was found dead of a “mysterious” heart condition. The doctor “REPEATEDLY REFUSED” to sign the death certificate — because he has no idea why Shandling died! Trump is WELL KNOWN to have THIN SKIN! DID SHANDLING GO TOO FAR???

Q: How does this connect to the secret conspiracy to cover up the “real” reason for Jim Henson’s “mysterious” death? A: “Garry Shandling (1949-2016) was an actor and comedian. He performed the voice of a pigeon (opposite Julie Kavner) in the 1998 film Dr. Dolittle which features animals provided by Jim Henson’s Creature Shop.” (Source) An anonymous source told Anonymous Muppet that Shandling was about to break “Big News” about the Trump-Henson connection when he suddenly died of that “mysterious” heart condition. Q: So does this mean Donald Trump alias Ronald Grump really had Jim Henson killed out of revenge for Sesame Street mocking him for decades? Just look at the trail of body-bags. A: “This conspiracy is old. It seems to have begun in 1993 with a list compiled by Guy Smiley’s cousin Gal Frowney, a pro-tabloid hack, which was titled “The Trump Body Count: Coincidence or the Kiss of Death?”[2][3] Frowney admitted that she had no evidence whatsoever that Grump/Trump was guilty of any wrongdoing…”

The gullible rarely believe they are gullible and the closed-minded don’t believe they are closed-minded. (Source)

 

—Blog post article reprinted in it’s entirety from ANonymous Handsocks R Us a subsection of BS.Com a subsidiary of InfoWars.

 

This Week in Things We Blame on the Gays

November 5, 2019

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Last week, confronted with criminal charges of having repeatedly raped a teenage girl, the Rev. Bryan Fulwider killed himself while out on bail. At the time of the alleged offenses, he was senior pastor at First Congregational Church of Winter Park, Florida.

I’ve just looked at the website for the covering “church” associated with this individual.
I’ve never seen a “church” interested in teaching people about “sexuality” before……sad – no wonder so many people are leaving these immoral institutions.
Next, if the man is guilty of the charges this woman asserts, he not only hurt her. She is not his only victim. The homosexuals who attended the assembly and were lied to that they were not sinning and what they did is appropriate are also victims of this man and the assembly he represents. Do these people hate homosexuals so badly that they want to see they and themselves cursed and in Hell?
“For the time is coming when people will not endure sound teaching, but having itching ears they will accumulate for themselves teachers to suit their own passions,” 2 Timothy 4:3
The church’s job is to teach Christ and Him crucified, not that immorality is appropriate.

Here is the clearest proof yet of the horrors of the gay agenda with all their clinical obsession with homosexuality. In fact we Discernmentalists know that monogamous and consenting gay people are guilty by association with adults who molest children including those men who molest and rape girls as ElSandi has also stated:

What has that to do with our discussion? Homosexuals show more in crimes of child sexual abuse, but we are not discussing that. Would you like to? (edit) Why do you have difficulty seeing that the man hurt more people than mentioned in the article? nope. “Careful studies indicate that cases of paedophilia occur with more frequency amongst same-sex couples than heterosexual couples. Although the homosexual community comprises a tiny minority of the population, this minority is responsible for one-third of all cases of child molestation in the US.[26] According to a Senior Fellow for cultural studies at the Family Research Council, Dr. Timothy J. Dailey, ‘the evidence indicates that both homosexuality and paedophilia are intersecting categories that include many different kinds of sexual behaviour’.”[27] https://quadrant.org.au/opi… His church lies to homosexuals – look it up for yourself… Which has everything to do with his alleged crimes. He is hurting innocent people with what his assembly teaches, if you aren’t too silly to realize that. He is patting homosexuals on the behind as he directs them toward Hell, showing more of a capacity for impropriety. Use your brain, Psi

Has Brannon Howse Lost His SPINE?

October 26, 2019

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Brannon Howse has turned against the Pope of all Truth (PBUH) as seen in this video—how dare he attack the Only True Living Teacher of God’s Word today like that!:

Oh the horrors as Brannon under John MacArthur (PBUH)’s leadership could’ve single handedly crushed the Socialist Justice Warrior Movement once and for all as Brannon believes:

Anti-Christian bigotry causes poverty! Separation of Church and State causes poverty! Liberal-leaning social engineers cause poverty! Brilliant! The man should have the Adam Smith Chair of Economics at some prestigious university…say…Liberty University or Bob Jones. Thank you Brannon Howse… (Source)

Brannon’s friend Jan Markel, a broadcaster with Olive Tree Ministries, also seems to think that our Pope (PBUH) is somehow involved with the New World Order. And even though the description of one of her radio shows on Howse’ site clearly misquotes the Pope (PBUH)—Jan has stated that Social Justice=Marxism.

One of our fellow Discernmentalists quipped:

Brannon’s clumsy, half-baked crusade to uncover imaginary collusion between a well-respected, rock solid Christian apologist with a 25 year track record of Gospel ministry and an accused Islamic terrorist sympathizer is bad enough. Compounding the problem is him mass blocking an entire online community of believers pleading with  him to step back and reevaluate the foolishness he has presented. Worse still is him hiding his dispute with a ministry that on the one hand he uses for his credibility, but on the other hand, disparages the men associated with that ministry. Such vacillating behavior reveals some troubling character issues that need to be addressed.

Repent Brannon repent!

Update: We caught our Pope (PBUH) returned to the fold: “I have also quoted John in several of my books.”—-Brannon Howse

Update #2: “I began to be concerned with MacArthur’s continued promotion of men like Mark Dever, Al Mohler, Ligon Duncan and others whom he would invite into his church pulpit.

In 2017, MacArthur’s ministry defended James White after he had an interfaith dialogue in my community with a Muslim Brotherhood, Jew-hating, holocaust-denying, Hitler-defending, Jihadi-preaching Imam by the name of Yasir Qadhi. In fact, in June of 2018, MacArthur invited White to speak at his church and seminary for a week, leaving no question that MacArthur had no issues with those who participate in interfaith dialogue, which is the number one strategy of the Muslim Brotherhood for taking over America.

MacArthur’s compromise on interfaith dialogue, and his continued promotion of social justice warriors Mark Dever, Al Mohler, Ligon Duncan, the [Cultural Marxist] Gospel Coalition and his 2018 appearance once again at “Together For the Gospel” with out-and-proud white privilege promoters and race-baiters John Piper, Matt Chandler, David Platt and others, led me to publicly apologize in my November 2018 book, Marxianity, for ever having promoted John MacArthur.

In this book I warned that John MacArthur had made a clear choice to speak out of both sides of his mouth, to have one foot firmly planted in the progressive evangelical camp, and another within traditional evangelicalism. I openly warned that MacArthur was choosing to sacrifice truth for pragmatic reasons as well as to remain within his “Calvinist camp” of good ol’ boys.”—Brannon Howse

Final Update: JMac (PBUH) back to believing capitalism.

 

 

 

TV Commercials: A Socialist Plot To Destroy White Men Through Cultural Genocide!

October 17, 2019

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“What about the latest hatred of white men? No one is getting it worse right now – especially from left wing liberal publications and Ads on TV.”—ElSandi. Oh horror of horrors! When the libruls (the True racists party of the KKK) aren’t busy racially profiling us—they’re busy committing genocide upon us through TV Commercials:
Just look at any commercial that has a white male in it. He is treated with indulgent humour. He is corrected as he looks up and says, “duhh” He is displayed as not knowing with the intelligent wife to guide the little man – just like women hated being done to them. and, it is crap designed by the feminists to twist men a little further into the ground. Commercials teach children a lot about the culture. – they sell lies to children about the culture. The idea of commercials, I’m sorry to have to explain to you, is to create a need in the buyers mind that such product is desirable or needed. In that interaction, they display the current culture, or hoped for culture to impress this need upon innocent minds. Hence, they are teaching the culture to children. I hope this was understandable for you.

 

  • Re: “Just look at any commercial that has a white male in it. He is treated with indulgent humour.”

    Omigod! The horror of it! Why, that’s tantamount to slaughtering all white males everywhere!!!! 

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    Re: “He is displayed as not knowing with the intelligent wife to guide the little man – just like women hated being done to them.”

    OK, I’m going to help you out a little. You aren’t going to believe me, but I’m going to explain what that’s really all about.

    And it’s not an effort to murder every white man. It just isn’t.

    The “dumb male” advertising trope is ancient, and common, but it exists for a reason: It’s an effective way to sell to the primary advertising audience — which, for most television networks, has typically been women aged 18 to 34. There are, of course, other targeted demos for specific purposes, e.g. beer advertising on sports events, but many commercials are developed for women 18-34.

    Just remember, the purpose of commercials is to sell stuff. Killing off all white males — which you think they’re doing — isn’t going to help with that effort, at all. Quite the opposite, if white males were all killed, beer sales (for example) would collapse.

    At any rate, your protest is absurd on its face. You can do much better than this, if you’re really trying to prove white males are being ruthlessly oppressed and even killed off. Get to it already … or admit you’ve got nothing and you’ve made it all up.

    Yes, Sandi. You’re right. Private businesses don’t exist to sell their own products and make a profit. Oh no! The idea that’s what they’re doing is just a front, a facade, cover for their actual goal, which is the obliteration of all white males everywhere. They’re not owned by private investors and made up of private employees … absolutely not! Rather, they’re run by insidious Left-wing extremists (e.g. the vile George Soros) who want white America slaughtered and replaced by minorities of any and every kind.

    Yeah yeah … that’s it!

    </sarcasm>

    Ahem. Enough of that insane Right-wing paranoia. The truth about American businesses is … yes, they are privately owned, held by private interests, run by privately-hired employees, who’re simply trying to sell a product and make a profit in the process.

    That’s all they are. Really! No “One World Government Made Up Only Of Dark-Skinned Folk Who Want To Destroy Whitey” bilge.

    Once upon a time, the American Right actually liked corporations, supported them, and promoted their ability to do business in the manner they wished. That time, sadly, is now over. It seems they’re now part of a duplicitous Leftist/Communist/Socialist/Whateverist conspiracy to commit a genocide, for reasons no one seems to understand except the raging, paranoid folks (like you!) who cling desperately to delusions like this.

    Maybe grow up for once, Sandi, and get some help for your illness: https://www.webmd.com/schiz…

Personally we blame George Soros as he created every commercial ever made from the antichrist Pope’s mansion.

Mrs. Jobson speaks on Mothballs

June 24, 2019

I’m proud of my wife’s article against the feminist assaults we’ve been facing and how to combat them that I wrote for her in keeping with our Clear Teachings on wifely submission—I tried to submit it on her behalf to The Council On Biblical Manhood and womanhood for publication in the latest issue of their magazine on Biblical womanhood but they rejected it and laughed in my face. I suspect it is because they saw her name as the author—I know it can’t be because of the references to mothballs in the article because they agree with Our Brand. For those of you who don’t know the main definition of mothballs as defined in Volume Two of The Discernmentalist Dictionary is:

MOTHBALLs or (Modernism’s Old Theologies of Hate Bringing About Legalism on  Ladies): (noun)- the only known protection against Mothra and feminist attacks on Discernmentalist Truth. Also useful in warding off Bibliophiles.

Anyways here is my lovely wife’s beautiful and well-written article:

0_300x300_Back_Color-WhiteMy Life As An Unfeminist Submissive Mothball Wearing Wife

By Mrs. Brandy Hose Jobson

Contrary to what our annoyed tortured faithful readers may think Mrs. Jobson indeed loves wearing  her mothball necklace. In fact just smelling them have calmed Mrs. Jobson’s (her)  fears of Mothra’s feminist Agenda assaulting our Truth. Mrs. Jobson wishes more women would learn the joy of being submissive and the benefits of wearing mothballs for protection. I (Don Jobson) told her (my wife Mrs. Jobson) that any time she’s tempted to even think the unbiblical thought of women being able to pastor a church—just keep calm by focusing on her mothballs. Now you can see the Clear benefits of our Teachings. I was telling Mrs. Jobson the other day that if “tolerance” is the core value of political correctness then feminism is it’s most cherished cause–and the implications of apostate culture’s cultural devotion to feminism are monstrous. Feminism is not about equal rights for women but about the feminization of the American male.

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My wife’s lovely mothball necklace 4 Protection against Mothra and feminists

It has indeed turned even more monstrous ever since these Mothra attacks started occurring on innocent unsuspecting Southern Baptist churches but thankfully our Brand works like a charm. In fact its extra magical almost like the heretical Mormon cult’s secret undergarments—only ours is Truly Biblical. Sadly though it has yet to be seen as working on gay feminists. This content is for Premium members only. Login or sign up to gain access to over $164440 in Worldview Weekend resources. (Whoops looks like Brannon is charging now for us Discernmentalists to crib from his self-righteous site. How dare he!).

Feminist Mothra dogma decrees that women can never be successful. That shows how out of touch the feminists are. Now Mothra as you may not know was never successful especially since:

Mothra is one of the most powerful psychics in the Toho universe. She has had the ability to use this power benevolently, to communicate with humans, or defensively, to destroy her enemies. As suggested earlier, Mothra is assumed to be divine and draws many parallels to the Phoenix, which makes her one of the more powerful kaiju of the Toho universe. Mothra has become one of Godzilla’s more challenging opponents, having achieved the greatest success rate in battle save Godzilla himself…

Anyways just remember mothballs for your protection against the Mothra feminist hordes. Mrs. Jobson agrees with me because I told her to.

My wife still protected by mothballs from Mothra feminists,

Don Jobson

A New PSA Message from Our Conspiracy-Driven Church!:

May 22, 2019

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FEAR… ANGER… HATRED… AGRESSION… SUFFERING….

Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering.”—John Howard Yoder

“Together, these elements helped create a society in which many Americans see millions of snares, laid by a menacing group of enemies, all the more alarming for how difficult they are to identify and pin down.

Let’s pause to attempt to define a conspiracy theory. It is a belief that a small group of people are working in secret against the common good, to create harm, to effect some negative change in society, to seize power for themselves, or to hide some deadly or consequential secret. An actual conspiracy is when a small group of people are working in secret against the common good – and anyone who tells you we can always easily distinguish fictitious plots from real ones probably hasn’t read much history.

Conspiracy theories tend to flourish especially at times of rapid social change, when we are re-evaluating ourselves and, perhaps, facing uncomfortable questions in the process. In 1980, the civil liberties lawyer and author Frank Donner wrote that conspiracism reveals a fundamental insecurity about who Americans want to be versus who they are.” (Source)

We Discernmentalists are Conspiracy Theory-addicts—the more unbelievable the conspiracy the better to defend our Truth with. If your church teaches social justice—say George Soros is funding this teaching even-though it is in the Bible and Church History. Social Justice sounds too much like Socialism. If your Preacher preaches that God is love and loves the world—accuse him of preaching Universalist heresy among other heresies. Thankfully we Discernmentalists can find a conspiracy to suit our every need. We love our tin-foil hats and we love to keep them on extra tight.

And remember Conspiracy theories are I. Todyaso backed…Truthslayer and Don Jobson approved