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Trump considers Sicking Lobstermen from Mars on Deep State

December 11, 2019

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Shelldrake Clorzo  pledges to pinch the Deep State with his pincers

QAnon reports on American Thinker:

Will December be the month the pincers close in on the Deep State?  Some promising storm clouds are building.  Justice Department inspector general Michael Horowitz will appear before Senator Lindsey Graham’s Judiciary Committee on December 11, with the long promised I.G. report on FISA abuse to be released December 9.The report is already being downplayed by the media, with the New York Times warning, “DOJ watchdog report expected to clear Comey, McCabe, and Strzok of bias in Trump-Russia probe.”  Okey-dokey, case closed.  The storm will be only a light breeze — at least according to their “unnamed sources” and “officials familiar with the report.” Read more: https://www.americanthinker.com/articles/2019/11/are_the_pincers_closing_on_the_deep_state.html#ixzz66pc3EPCC

It was also reported from an anonymous transmission from outer space that a UFO was spotted a few light-years from Earth. The Trump Administration has said to have made contact with the ship piloted by one Shelldrake Clorzo (a lobsterman from Mars). Shelldrake has been desperately searching for a way to avoid problems with the IRS of Mars and the unpaid millions he owes them in back taxes. He has asked Trump for help—in return and armed with a foolproof plan he pledges to sick his pincers on the Deep State to repay Trump.

ABC Confirmed: Sesame Street Saga Continues-Trump Body Count Scandal

November 20, 2019

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Anonymous Muppet confirmed that the ABC in the title of his new book An Anonymous Killing On Sesame Street: A-B-C 1-2-3 Someone Yuge Murdered The Maker Of Me indeed refers to ABC Training Center where Mr. N. F. Trof allegedly learned how to administer IVs. Anonymous Muppet also revealed that there are more cryptic crumbs hidden within the title of his book:

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3-2-1 Contact was another of PBS’ shows as you may know but some may not realize that 3-2-1 Contact was a spinoff of the Jim Henson involved Sesame Street. How does this connect to the Trump-Henson Conspiracy? Further researchmentalism yielded these results:

—Trump seized 321 acres of Mashpee land in November of 2018

—One other result of 321—NDN has compiled a list of high-volume, Pro-Trump Twitter accounts which as of this posting are up to 321

  • Why the repetition of 321? Could it be that Trump is mocking Henson fans for putting Henson to death and getting away with it?

Anonymous Muppet further revealed that an anonymous emailer tipped him off to ABC possibly being the cryptic code that Trump gave Mr. N.F. Trof to let him know it was time to do the dirty deed. ABC of course equates to assassinate Brian Henson’s dad in Carolina.

 

 

“El Presidente Exempt from Divorcees Unfaithful to the Lord” El Sandi says

November 19, 2019

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“fathered six children and worked as director of a Chabad House in Jerusalem’s Old City before coming to terms with long-simmering gender dysphoria, becoming a woman and undergoing surgery” If he couldn’t remain faithful to a wife and 6 kids – who one can see – how is he going to remain faithful to the Lord – who one cannot see ( )

That’s right divorcees are unfaithful to the Lord—however our thrice-divorced and remarried President is exempt as ElSandi has said Trump is the most faithful to the Lord President she’s ever seen in her lifetime. ElSandi has long promoted herself as a Bible-thumping, social conservative Discernmentalist and fundamentalist so has quickly discernmentalized that Trump’s divorces are to blame on sinister forces noting that Obama and Satan bear most of the blame.

Pat Robertson agrees: “When Trump came forward as a family values loving, praying man he came under spiritual attack,” said Robertson on “The 700 Club.” “This is the work of Satan, he is the enemy of all Christians. He doesn’t want to see us happy.”

“Obama never got over how Trump has beaten him as the Best Greatest Make America Great President Ever, so I bet he had some of his witch doctor friends attack him,” said Jill Swain, a Trump fan and QAnon follower.

Has Brannon Howse Lost His SPINE?

October 26, 2019

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Brannon Howse has turned against the Pope of all Truth (PBUH) as seen in this video—how dare he attack the Only True Living Teacher of God’s Word today like that!:

Oh the horrors as Brannon under John MacArthur (PBUH)’s leadership could’ve single handedly crushed the Socialist Justice Warrior Movement once and for all as Brannon believes:

Anti-Christian bigotry causes poverty! Separation of Church and State causes poverty! Liberal-leaning social engineers cause poverty! Brilliant! The man should have the Adam Smith Chair of Economics at some prestigious university…say…Liberty University or Bob Jones. Thank you Brannon Howse… (Source)

Brannon’s friend Jan Markel, a broadcaster with Olive Tree Ministries, also seems to think that our Pope (PBUH) is somehow involved with the New World Order. And even though the description of one of her radio shows on Howse’ site clearly misquotes the Pope (PBUH)—Jan has stated that Social Justice=Marxism.

One of our fellow Discernmentalists quipped:

Brannon’s clumsy, half-baked crusade to uncover imaginary collusion between a well-respected, rock solid Christian apologist with a 25 year track record of Gospel ministry and an accused Islamic terrorist sympathizer is bad enough. Compounding the problem is him mass blocking an entire online community of believers pleading with  him to step back and reevaluate the foolishness he has presented. Worse still is him hiding his dispute with a ministry that on the one hand he uses for his credibility, but on the other hand, disparages the men associated with that ministry. Such vacillating behavior reveals some troubling character issues that need to be addressed.

Repent Brannon repent!

Update: We caught our Pope (PBUH) returned to the fold: “I have also quoted John in several of my books.”—-Brannon Howse

Update #2: “I began to be concerned with MacArthur’s continued promotion of men like Mark Dever, Al Mohler, Ligon Duncan and others whom he would invite into his church pulpit.

In 2017, MacArthur’s ministry defended James White after he had an interfaith dialogue in my community with a Muslim Brotherhood, Jew-hating, holocaust-denying, Hitler-defending, Jihadi-preaching Imam by the name of Yasir Qadhi. In fact, in June of 2018, MacArthur invited White to speak at his church and seminary for a week, leaving no question that MacArthur had no issues with those who participate in interfaith dialogue, which is the number one strategy of the Muslim Brotherhood for taking over America.

MacArthur’s compromise on interfaith dialogue, and his continued promotion of social justice warriors Mark Dever, Al Mohler, Ligon Duncan, the [Cultural Marxist] Gospel Coalition and his 2018 appearance once again at “Together For the Gospel” with out-and-proud white privilege promoters and race-baiters John Piper, Matt Chandler, David Platt and others, led me to publicly apologize in my November 2018 book, Marxianity, for ever having promoted John MacArthur.

In this book I warned that John MacArthur had made a clear choice to speak out of both sides of his mouth, to have one foot firmly planted in the progressive evangelical camp, and another within traditional evangelicalism. I openly warned that MacArthur was choosing to sacrifice truth for pragmatic reasons as well as to remain within his “Calvinist camp” of good ol’ boys.”—Brannon Howse

Final Update: JMac (PBUH) back to believing capitalism.

 

 

 

TV Commercials: A Socialist Plot To Destroy White Men Through Cultural Genocide!

October 17, 2019

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“What about the latest hatred of white men? No one is getting it worse right now – especially from left wing liberal publications and Ads on TV.”—ElSandi. Oh horror of horrors! When the libruls (the True racists party of the KKK) aren’t busy racially profiling us—they’re busy committing genocide upon us through TV Commercials:
Just look at any commercial that has a white male in it. He is treated with indulgent humour. He is corrected as he looks up and says, “duhh” He is displayed as not knowing with the intelligent wife to guide the little man – just like women hated being done to them. and, it is crap designed by the feminists to twist men a little further into the ground. Commercials teach children a lot about the culture. – they sell lies to children about the culture. The idea of commercials, I’m sorry to have to explain to you, is to create a need in the buyers mind that such product is desirable or needed. In that interaction, they display the current culture, or hoped for culture to impress this need upon innocent minds. Hence, they are teaching the culture to children. I hope this was understandable for you.

 

  • Re: “Just look at any commercial that has a white male in it. He is treated with indulgent humour.”

    Omigod! The horror of it! Why, that’s tantamount to slaughtering all white males everywhere!!!! 

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    Re: “He is displayed as not knowing with the intelligent wife to guide the little man – just like women hated being done to them.”

    OK, I’m going to help you out a little. You aren’t going to believe me, but I’m going to explain what that’s really all about.

    And it’s not an effort to murder every white man. It just isn’t.

    The “dumb male” advertising trope is ancient, and common, but it exists for a reason: It’s an effective way to sell to the primary advertising audience — which, for most television networks, has typically been women aged 18 to 34. There are, of course, other targeted demos for specific purposes, e.g. beer advertising on sports events, but many commercials are developed for women 18-34.

    Just remember, the purpose of commercials is to sell stuff. Killing off all white males — which you think they’re doing — isn’t going to help with that effort, at all. Quite the opposite, if white males were all killed, beer sales (for example) would collapse.

    At any rate, your protest is absurd on its face. You can do much better than this, if you’re really trying to prove white males are being ruthlessly oppressed and even killed off. Get to it already … or admit you’ve got nothing and you’ve made it all up.

    Yes, Sandi. You’re right. Private businesses don’t exist to sell their own products and make a profit. Oh no! The idea that’s what they’re doing is just a front, a facade, cover for their actual goal, which is the obliteration of all white males everywhere. They’re not owned by private investors and made up of private employees … absolutely not! Rather, they’re run by insidious Left-wing extremists (e.g. the vile George Soros) who want white America slaughtered and replaced by minorities of any and every kind.

    Yeah yeah … that’s it!

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    Ahem. Enough of that insane Right-wing paranoia. The truth about American businesses is … yes, they are privately owned, held by private interests, run by privately-hired employees, who’re simply trying to sell a product and make a profit in the process.

    That’s all they are. Really! No “One World Government Made Up Only Of Dark-Skinned Folk Who Want To Destroy Whitey” bilge.

    Once upon a time, the American Right actually liked corporations, supported them, and promoted their ability to do business in the manner they wished. That time, sadly, is now over. It seems they’re now part of a duplicitous Leftist/Communist/Socialist/Whateverist conspiracy to commit a genocide, for reasons no one seems to understand except the raging, paranoid folks (like you!) who cling desperately to delusions like this.

    Maybe grow up for once, Sandi, and get some help for your illness: https://www.webmd.com/schiz…

Personally we blame George Soros as he created every commercial ever made from the antichrist Pope’s mansion.

Social Justice is Incompatible with Our Gospel!

September 18, 2019

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“I give people Ayn Rand with trappings,” Anton LaVey founder of the Church Of Satan once told the Washington Post . On another occasion he acknowledged that his brand of Satanism was “just Ayn Rand’s philosophy with ceremony and ritual added.”

Social Justice is an abomination and incompatible with our True Gospel for as we all know our Pope John MacArthur (PBUH) has decreed:

Anyone who claims victim status can easily and effectually harness the emotional appeal of a plea for “social justice” both to gain support and to silence opposition.Indeed, as social justice rhetoric has gained currency among evangelicals, just about every cause that is deemed politically correct in the secular world is steadily gaining momentum among evangelicals. It would be folly to pretend the social justice movement poses no threat whatsoever to evangelical conviction.

Evangelicals seldom explicitly define what they mean by “social justice”—possibly because if they gave an accurate definition of where that term came from and what it means in the secular academy, they might lose a lot of evangelical support. Countless critics have pointed out that the rhetoric of “social justice” is deeply rooted in Gramscian Marxism. For many decades, “social justice” has been employed as political shorthand by radical leftists as a way of calling for equal distribution of wealth, advantages, privileges, and benefits—up to and including pure Marxist socialism.

And  we wouldn’t want to appear Marxist like Martin Luther the father of our Protestant Gospel:  “ . . . In a well-arranged commonwealth the debts of the poor who are in need ought to be cancelled, and they ought to be helped; hence the action of collecting has its place only against the lazy and the ne’er-do-well” (“Lectures on Deuteronomy”). “ . . . How skillfully Sir Greed can dress up to look like a pious man if that seems to be what the occasion requires, while he is actually a double scoundrel and a liar” (“Commentary on the Sermon on the Mount”). “God opposes usury and greed, yet no one realizes this because it is not simple murder and robbery. Rather usury is a more diverse, insatiable murder and robbery. . . . Thus everyone should see to his worldly and spiritual office as commanded to punish the wicked and protect the pious” (An die Pfarrherrn). Or even John Calvin father of our Beloved Pope’s theology. No we’d much rather wed Ayn Rand into our bibles.
 Finally we leave you these remarks from one of our Research Robot Monkeys:
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While some may think the SJ gospel is important, salvation is more important. Also, Christ does not bless whomever we choose to love.

“The ad goes on to refer to Scripture several times while outlining a decidedly liberal visio n for Georgia that showcases implicit support for immigrants, the environment, abortion rights, people of color, and same-sex marriage.” Yes, after our Christian family, we should support immigrants, but Christians do not support abortion rights, or same sex marriage (Unless of the Curryite persuasion)

” but if you’re going to bring your faith to the forefront, I think we need to remember who Christ was,” How is one supporting their faith in Christ when supporting things He called an abomination? She serves a different christ – an idol.

““This was a brown-skinned Jewish refugee and a wrongly convicted death-row inmate who told people to give away their possessions and help the poor and ministered specifically to the marginalized … bringing people together, not ripping them apart.” lol…..who is your brown skinned refugee honey? Christ told the rich young ruler to get rid of his belongings because he loved them more than Him. Marginalized? I’d be interested in scripture. Bringing people together….” “I came to cast fire on the earth, and would that it were already kindled! 50 I have a baptism to be baptized with, and how great is my distress until it is accomplished! 51 Do you think that I have come to give peace on earth? No, I tell you, but rather division. 52 For from now on in one house there will be five divided, three against two and two against three. 53 They will be divided, father against son and son against father, mother against daughter and daughter against mother, mother-in-law against her daughter-in-law and daughter-in-law against mother-in-law.” Luke 12:49

“Her excitement was evident when she was asked to list her favorite Bible verses, pointing to the call to help the “least of these” in the Gospel of Matthew’s 25th chapter” If you want to help the “least of these” why are you not helping the homosexuals to an eternity with this Christ that you think you know?

I hope the voters know scripture better than she does (Our American Gospel)

This Just In: U2’s Bono Pulls Emergents To Hell

July 17, 2019

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Bono (Pictured)

Breaking News from the Frontlines of the Truth WarThis article will show you that not only are Bono and C. S. Lewis by guilt of association not a Christian, but that they are both really from the dark side:

Have you been fooled by this rocker, who talks about his love for Jesus, but in reality shows his love for Satan during his performances? He has an alter ego named “MacPhisto.” Did you know that MacPhisto is in The Screw Tape Letters, by C.S. Lewis. The book’s characters are demons, and MacPhisto is a demon who works hard at communicating with baby Christians to get them away from God!

“But U2 is much more than a popular rock band. U2 has a great influence in the emerging church and the contemporary worship movement. U2’s lead singer Bono is praised almost universally among contemporary and emerging Christians. Phil Johnson observes that “Bono seems to be the chief theologian of the Emerging Church Movement” (Absolutely Not! Exposing the Post-modern Errors of the Emerging Church, pg. 9).

Oh the sheer horror! The sinfully horrifyingly devilish pic above is enough to lead me away from Biblical Christianity but I’m even more horrified that the article quoted above mentioned C. S. Lewis (a known heretic). Don’t they know that C. S. Lewis is a heretic as per our Clear Teachings? In fact he’s even beloved by Emerging heretics so that makes him equally heretical in keeping with our traditions by our laws of guilt by association. Here are some of the things these Emergent heretics have said about C. S. Lewis (a heretic):

  • “Like you, I have great respect for C. S. Lewis…”—Brian McLaren
  • “I am busy because I am lazy. I indolently let others decide what I will do instead of resolutely deciding myself. It was a favorite theme of C. S. Lewis that only lazy people work hard. By lazily abdicating the essential work of deciding and directing, establishing values and setting goals, other people do it for us.” ― Eugene Peterson
  • “Following Christ includes belonging, not just believing. British author and theologian C.S. Lewis noted that the word membership is of Christian origin, but the world has emptied it of its original meaning.”—Rick Warren
  • Urban Faith notes on Rob Bell:  Bell’s view on hell is like that of C.S. Lewis (not a surprise: he directs readers to Lewis’ Great Divorce in the back of the book): people get what they want.

From all of this we can gather that C.S. Lewis (a heretic) would’ve been a U2 fan were he still around in today’s perilous times—even Bono himself has a fondness for heretic C. S. Lewis:

“Many readers of this blog will be aware of Bono’s affection for C. S. Lewis, and how Lewis has influenced his theological commitments. You hear the echo of Lewis’s trilemma here from the book, Bono in Conversation, distinguishing “karma” from “grace,” which, Bono declares, is a “mind blowing concept…that keeps me on my knees.”

On reading said quote of Bono on Jesus Emerging heretic Frank Viola exclaimed: Is the Lead Singer of U2 the New C.S. Lewis? Other Discernmentalist Ministries have also observed Lewis’ heresies: “CS Lewis – his style dupes many Christians…his style is a Trojan horse for bad theology.” ~ Mike Abendroth. Dr. Hugh Jass himself—Phil Johnson’s mighty Pyromaniacs has stated:

CS Lewis did not believe in Hell and he believed in purgatory. CS Lewis was heavily influenced by his friend JRR Tolkien (who wrote Lord of the Rings) a Roman Catholic and he was also influenced by the writings of GK Chesterton, another Romanist.

Tolkien was disappointed that CS Lewis moved from his atheism but not to the Roman Catholic Church. Lewis was sort of “Anglo-Catholic.” Anyway, Tolkien’s influence on Lewis may explain Lewis’ heterodoxy.

Most importantly the Ways of the Master himself—the Pope of the Truth War John MacArthur (PBUH) declares:

Not many evangelicals would openly claim to believe in purgatory, even if their eschatology bears a striking resemblance to Catholic dogma. Eschewing the Catholic emphasis on works righteousness, a growing number in the church believe that God’s grace extends to sinners beyond the grave, rescuing them from the due penalty of their sin in the afterlife. C.S. Lewis’s book The Great Divorceplays out this theory in narrative form, as unrepentant sinners are coaxed into heaven by the saints.

But that view has no biblical basis—it’s driven by sentiment, not Scripture.

Therefore we can only conclude that NOW THE END BEGINS are leading millions away from Biblical Christianity by mentioning C. S. Lewis (a heretic).

 

 

Super-Patriot Heresy Alert!!!!: Prophetic Christians are UnAmerican!

June 2, 2019

untitledcpI believe the real reason why so many professing Christians are so apathetic and indifferent to what is happening has nothing to do with the teachings of Scripture, Bible doctrine, eschatology, or anything of the like. It has everything to do with old-fashioned laziness. Today’s average Christian just flat does not want to be bothered. He has a comfortable house, an easy chair, television, and a set of golf clubs in the closet. He takes two or three weeks’ vacation every year, goes to church on Sunday (a church that does not intrude on his comfort zone, of course), pays taxes, and votes for his favorite “pro-life” Republican candidate every two years, and assumes that he is a “good” Christian and “patriotic” American. He is neither!

A real Christian patriot would never allow his country to be taken over by a gaggle of elitist goons bent on stealing his liberties–including his religious liberties–without doing everything in his power to prevent it. A real Christian patriot is active, alert, engaged, zealous, and committed to preserving liberty.

What if Jesus doesn’t come for another 100 years? Another 200 years? What are we going to say to our grandchildren when they ask us what we were doing when our freedoms and liberties were being stolen? What will we say to our Christian forebears when we meet them in eternity? They sacrificed everything so that we could live in peace and freedom. What will we say to them? What will we say to God, who handed this land of liberty to us on a silver (albeit blood-soaked) platter?

 I know unbelievers who have more character and determination about preserving liberty than many who call themselves Christians. And I have a ton more respect for them, too. Our Lord told us, “For unto whomsoever much is given, of him shall be much required” (Luke 12:48). Yes, Christians in America have been given the best of both worlds, and many do not even appreciate it enough to see to it that their own children–their own flesh and blood–will live to enjoy the same blessings. They are pathetic!

So, the next time you hear some piety-draped Christian talking about how he won’t engage the enemy and fight for liberty, because of prophecy, or some other spiritually-sounding platitude, just remember, it has nothing to do with prophecy, or anything of the sort: it has everything to do with old-fashioned laziness  My feeling toward him is the same as that of Sam Adams (a fellow Christian) toward the Tories of old:

“If ye love wealth better than liberty, the tranquility of servitude than the animating contest for freedom–go home from us in peace. We ask not your counsels or arms. Crouch down and lick the hands which feed you. May your chains sit lightly upon you, and may posterity forget that ye were our countrymen!” Amen! (Source)

How dare American Christians defer to Biblical prophecy instead of Conservative talking heads—why that is simply unbiblical! We know that when the Biblical Prophets railed against injustices it was because they were lazy and not very good Patriots by not supporting the Empire. We know that Capitalism is Biblical. We know that God would want us to use the liberty that He gave to us in our Holy Constitution to defend exploitation at all costs against those who share resources and believe in equality as sharing is socialism. Normally we would come against those who dare utter anything against Biblical Absolutes but we know only liberals are the ones truly against the Bible. Besides that we need more Super-Patriots to help us take a stand against liberals and socialism as that’s the True Bible-Believing way. We need to zealously fight for our liberty to oppress others and to fight the gaggle of elitist goons. We need our fascism Christianity as well as our Bibles draped in our Holy American Flag. We know Bonhoeffer was wrong for deferring to the Biblical prophets in opposing Nazism as John MacArthur (PBUH) has said:

“Now listen to this. It doesn’t matter whether your ruler is Caesar, Herod, Pilate, Felix, Fetus, Agrippa, Stalin, Hitler, Winston Churchill, Bill Clinton, it doesn’t matter who it is, he says be subject, you teach them to be subject.”

My co-Soldiers in the Truth War the ODMafia agree that we need more Super-Patriots among us that’s why we approve of this—-ODMafia approved….Don Jobson and Arthur McJohn endorsed

New Apostate Airline Found

May 22, 2019

 

Behold the hideous heresies in all their unreformed synergistic horrors!! Just a word of caution you have been warned. Our Research Robot Monkeys are always on the look out for all things apostate and heretical including airlines—so listen to our warnings or else be caught in the winds of false doctrines. This has been another PSA from the Online Discernmentalist Mafia. Help us in our Truth War to bring the Pure Doctrines of the Protestant Reformation to the Lutherans as they are all unsaved heretics and apostates. In fact Luther who began the Protestant Reformation wasn’t Protestant at all.

Excelsior,

The ODMafia crew

SBC under siege by Mothra Priestesses!

May 18, 2019

 

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Actual photo of this assault by Mothra and her Priests/Priestesses!

Not a day goes by when our Truth is not under attack—this time we’re under siege by Mothra. [H/T]: The moth-eaten SBC and the women who did it. “But I am like a moth to Ephraim, and like dry rot to the house of Judah.” (Hosea 5:12).

Oh the unholy horror of this affront on our Truth—I only pray that Mrs.  Jobson doesn’t catch wind of these secret feminist doctrines or she might rebel against my divinely mandated authority again. I’ve forced Mrs. Jobson to wear a necklace made out of mothballs just in case—sure it smells funny but I told her: “listen woman this is for your own good and it helps protect the purity of our Truth.” Anyways here’s how to spot these secret feminist Mothra priestesses:

They are feminists—don’t let them tell you otherwise. Also we hear they’re not too fond of the smell of mothballs but are attracted to altar flowers. (See this link for proof).

This is the new crop of what I called Christian secret feminists- but they aren’t as secret as they were in 2012. They live a feminist life inside of Christianity but call it ministry. They are openly rebelling now.

One woman who has much to answer for about this new role is Beth Moore. She was the one who broke new ground in the Southern Baptist Convention, a most conservative denomination, in how far a woman could go in attaining celebrity status, living for her career and not for her home, and promoting gender role reversals.

She showed us how to be the main and sustained breadwinner of the family. She showed us that she could preach in a church and teach anyone in the world, uncensured. Mrs Moore, while speaking conservative values cloaked in all the right Christianese, has lived a very feminist life. (We suspect this is because of their super secret psychic cloaking powers).

We only know this because of using our Secret Cloaking Reversal Technology or SKIRT—also they are most likely to predict an oncoming Mothra attack as per our findings. We also have reason to suspect these feminist Mothra priestesses of secret Catholic leanings:

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Absolute Proof. We discovered this too while using our Bible-based SKIRT (Secret Cloaking Reversal Technology).

So be warned and beware—thankfully you have lone Discernmentalists in the wilderness like us to warn you of all these threats on our Truth. At this very moment we’re working on Mothra-sized mothballs—to surround our Holy Convention and churches—and prevent these feminist Mothra priestesses unleashing even more Mothra attacks on our churches and Truth.