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Trump: Head Of Illuminati—QBall Reports

June 3, 2020

Breaking Q News– Trump alleged to be part of the Illuminati–top Illuminati citizen internet Q “experts” reveal. The photographic evidence speaks for itself. In fact Trump is the head of the Illuminati. Seeing is believing—once you see you can’t unsee. Wakeup Sheeple—-the alien lizardmen made from Stem Celled-Chem trails of fluoride water are among us. Youtube videos are the “REAL” truth the lamestream media doesn’t want you to know.

Don’t believe us watch this…

Bill Gates Patents Mark of the Beast

May 15, 2020

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Bill Gates and the Illuminati (pictured) planning to microchip humanity with satanic vaccines

As ODMafia has already apprised you Bill  Gates is planning the NWO with Trump being the Hillary-loving Soros-puppet he is. One of these ways is through his satanic vaccines. Wake Up Sheeple! I read this on a website that believes in the existence of aliens; Bigfoot and mutant Lizardmen so you can trust that my deep “research” is factually correct and 100% the Real Truth. Incase you doubt us: “I myself have been a forty-five year student of the satanically inspired, centuries-old conspiracy to use government, education, and media to destroy every vestige of Christianity within our society and establish a new world order. Having read at least fifty books on the Illuminati, I am convinced that it exists and can be blamed for many of man’s inhumane actions against his fellow man during the past two hundred years.”

Trump-Henson Conspiracy: Mr. N. F. Trof has possibly been located?

April 19, 2020

Recently our Research Robot Monkeys stumbled upon this anonymous Instagram going simply by the handle DTKJH:

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Could this have been where Mr. N. F. Trof fled or is this where he likes to hide out after committing his IV executions under Trump’s directives? Lets look at the “facts”:

  1. We know Jim Henson died from a “mysterious” infection
  2. We’ve established a pattern of a body count of Muppet/Sesame Street connected individuals (also connected to attacking Trump)
  3. We know that Sesame Street mocked Trump for decades
  4. We know that Trump has a hot temper
  5. We know that Jim Henson was one of the key people involved with Sesame Street
  6. We know that Anonymous Muppet has researched the so-called “facts” surrounding Jim Henson’s “suspicious” death
  7. AM came up with the name Mr. N.F. Trof in his “research”
  8. AM believes Mr. N.F. Trof “murdered” Jim Henson under Trump’s orders through an infected IV
  9. We know Trump has Korean connections
  10. Elvis is still alive and living in Las Vegas establishing the New World Religious Government with aliens! Proof:

*-Breaking Update: Peoples’ Cube has now joined us in spreading the Conspiracy.

**- Breaking Update #2: Another Trump critic found dead under “highly suspicious” circumstances—clearly a planned out plane crash. Just like the helicopter one from 1989:

Oct 1989: Stephen Hyde. Mark Etess. Johnathan Benanav.HEADLINE: COPTER CRASH KILLS 3 AIDES OF TRUMP

Q:Why were these three high-ranking execs placed on the same helicopter?
A:The top executives who would know most about the inner operations of the casinos for debt restructuring were killed in helicopter crash. Trump leased a helicopter for his executives and they all died in a crash days before they were going to explain how he went bankrupt and laundered money for Russian mobsters in his casinos. Resource

Q:Why did this “accident” happen just when Trump’s casinos hit gold?
A:This accident happened at the time when Trump was under investigation for money laundering and DEEPLY in dept.
4 months before the crash, Trump was forced to stop the purchase of a casino BY HIS CREDITORS.
Less than 6 months before the crash, Trump was barred by the goverment from making any more business deals. They accused him of “trying to play Monopoly with his competitors” and ordered investigation into financial records.

Q:Why does these execs of the Trump Corp where placed on the helicopter that didn’t belong to Trump?
A:Donald has long been famous for keeping helicopter accidents under the wraps :2017 accident.Before this Trump helicopter[in 2017] was removed for repairs, the Trump logo and identifying marks were covered.
So,at the time of this 1989 “accident” Trump owned a fleet of helicopters for business use but this particular trip he leased a 70 mile flight from Paramount Aviation.
The reason those 3 Trump casino execs were together on a ‘leased’ helicopter that evening[in 1989]? Trump didn’t want his Trump logo involved!!

John O’Donnell worked for Mr. Trump for three years, the last as president and chief operating officer of the Trump Plaza Hotel and Casino in Atlantic City. When Mr. O’Donnell was passed over for a key position, he went to work for the competition, Merv Griffin’s Resorts Casino Hotel, as executive vice president and chief operating officer. He also wrote this tell-all book[Trumped], with the help of James Rutherford, a freelance New Jersey writer.

Mr. O’Donnell impugns Mr. Trump’s business acumen.

Take, for example, his purchase of the Taj Mahal in Atlantic City. Anybody with expertise in construction, the author contends, would have understood that during the years the Taj Mahal stood unfinished, the salt air and cold weather had deteriorated its structure, requiring millions of dollars in rehabilitation.

Nor did Mr. Trump understand that operating the Taj Mahal would be self-defeating because, as his third casino in Atlantic City, it would attract a large number of preferred customers from the other two.

Mr. O’Donnell outlines a bunch of bad deals that Mr. Trump insisted on.And he tells how, when they went sour, Mr. Trump always blamed somebody else — often his dead executives.

How could a helicopter “mysteriously crash” in PERFECT WEATHER???

We all know Trump has connections with the mob — did he pay for a “hit”?

WE DEMAND ANSWERS!!!

 

We’re Being Invaded…

February 17, 2020

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Dearborn, Michigan 2019—thanks a lot libturdz.

“Everyone talks about religious liberty, but no one believes it. So let us be blunt about it: we must use the doctrine of religious liberty to gain independence for Christian schools until we train up a generation of people who know that there is no religious neutrality, no neutral law, no neutral education, and no neutral civil government. Then they will get busy in constructing a Bible-based social, political, and religious order which finally denies the religious liberty of the enemies of God.” ~Iman Mullah Gary North (Source)

Western Civilization is falling thanks to libruls. Muslimen are invading and taking over our Great Country spreading Shariya’s laws. Why just the other day I was visiting the local grocery store and they had *halal* (*shocker) food—if that’s not proof that we’re being invaded then I don’t know what is. No other religious custom has their food in our grocery stores—how come the Moslems get to spread their foods? Diversity that’s why—another evil liebral plot to kill all white conservative bible-believing heterosexual men. I’ve never heard nor seen an International section before in our grocery stores in my lifetime and if there is it must be part of the leftist globalist agenda. What’s happening to our culture—why must libbies and muslims destroy it? What happened to grocery stores only being filled with ethnically American bible-believing foods from our culture? Why are good conservative American bible-believin’ Christian non-immigrant native foods like lasagna; quesadillas; matzah balls; baguettes; chop suey; or kebabs; etc. no longer allowed? Why must leftist librul socialists force us to accept diversity? I don’t see any diversity in Islam.

Eric Barger warns:

How true. Perhaps this is why the secularists have systematically attempted to delete the Christian history of our Founding Fathers any way they can?

It is truly in our hands to see that succeeding generations understand, respect and are given the opportunity to live by the principles that truly guided our nation to the past greatness which we still enjoy remnants of today.

In closing, allow the words of Noah Webster, the father of American education, to resound in your heart. They are still the truth today.

“Education is useless without the Bible…The Bible was America’s basic text book in all fields.”

“In my view, the Christian religion is the most important and one of the first things in which all children, under a free government ought to be instructed. . . . No truth is more evident to my mind than that the Christian religion must be the basis of any government intended to secure the rights and privileges of a free people.”

While America is thinking about basketball playoffs and American Idol finalists perhaps it would be good to understand the plan that Islamists have to overwhelm, dominate, and control our government and legal system. That’s right. And they are DOING IT RIGHT NOW!

If you care about your freedom to express the Gospel and your kids and grandkid’s ability to live free lives you need to know that what I and others have been warning about is now coming true behind the scenes and all of this while our media stand idly by complicit to help turn America in favor of Islam and Sharia Law. That’s right. Just keep sitting on the sidelines and we will all pay the consequences. Get Lutzer’s book and Take A Stand!

 

Our non-Political Theological Creed 4 True Christians

December 20, 2019

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Since that horrible librul state passed that unbiblical amendment upholding the Constitutional principle of the Separation of Church and State but attacking our free speech to divide the church even further by making political endorsements from our Pulpits—we’ve decided to write a creed to unite churches (as there never was a creed unifying the church ever in Christian History).

Sound Doctrines and True Theological propositions our creed to unite churches includes: Belief in the Trinity? Nope. Jesus as Messiah? Nada. Rendering to Caesar what is Caesar’s and to the Lord the Lord’s? No. Forsaking worldliness? Nein. Salvation by Grace? Does not compute. Reference to the Incarnation? Nil. Belief in the Resurrection? Not a chance.

Here is our CREED that all must follow or else you are not a TRUE CHRISTIAN:

  1. We endorse Trump therefore since we endorse and follow Trump you must vote for him as well or else you’re not a “Real” Christian in fact you’re no Christian at all.  (Exodus 20:7)
  2. We follow Reagan and the Republican Party not Carl Marks and the Democratic Party nor Don John and the Liberterian Party or that Vegan Party with Lady Gaga—therefore you too must follow who we follow. (1 Corinthians 1:10-31)
  3. Abortion is murder the Bible says so in fact its the number one sin in the Bible—believe us. (0 Bible results for “abortion is murder.” 0 Bible results for “abortion is sin.”). Only Trump and Republicans take a stand against abortion like Democrats for Life of America.
  4. The only sin equally worse as abortion is gheyness—the Bible is Clear men shouldn’t lie with men–its an abomination. Only democrats are gay like Log Cabin Republicans. (Ezekiel 16:48-50; 18:13)
  5. Everyone should vote Republican as God is a Republican. (0 Bible results for “America.” 0 Bible results for “Republican.” 0 Bible results for “Democrat.”)
  6. America first—we support Nationalism just like God. (Isaiah 40)
  7. We endorse Trump just like Paul and John endorsed Nero. (Revelation 13:18) therefore you lose our blessings if you go against our endorsement and will be excommunicated from the only “True” Church with the only “True” Christian faith.
  8. We vote Trump just like Jesus voted for Pilate and Caesar. (1 Samuel 8-15; Mark 12:17; Luke 22:24-27) therefore you too must vote for him or else leave the Christian faith as you were never really a “True” Christian to begin with.

Our creed is 100% Early Church-endorsed as these quotes attest:

In us, all ardor in the pursuit of glory and honor is dead. So we have no pressing inducement to take part in your public meetings. Nor is there anything more entirely foreign to us than affairs of state. – Tertullian

All the powers and dignities of this world are only alien to, but are enemies of God. Through them, punishments have been determined against God’s servants. Through them, too, penalties prepared for the impious are ignored. – Tertullian

We are to scorn trying to ingratiate ourselves with kings or any other men – not only if their favor is to be won by murderers, licentiousness, or deeds of cruelty – but even if it involves impiety towards God, or any servile expressions of flattery and fawning. – Origen

Trump considers Sicking Lobstermen from Mars on Deep State

December 11, 2019

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Shelldrake Clorzo  pledges to pinch the Deep State with his pincers

QAnon reports on American Thinker:

Will December be the month the pincers close in on the Deep State?  Some promising storm clouds are building.  Justice Department inspector general Michael Horowitz will appear before Senator Lindsey Graham’s Judiciary Committee on December 11, with the long promised I.G. report on FISA abuse to be released December 9.The report is already being downplayed by the media, with the New York Times warning, “DOJ watchdog report expected to clear Comey, McCabe, and Strzok of bias in Trump-Russia probe.”  Okey-dokey, case closed.  The storm will be only a light breeze — at least according to their “unnamed sources” and “officials familiar with the report.” Read more: https://www.americanthinker.com/articles/2019/11/are_the_pincers_closing_on_the_deep_state.html#ixzz66pc3EPCC

It was also reported from an anonymous transmission from outer space that a UFO was spotted a few light-years from Earth. The Trump Administration has said to have made contact with the ship piloted by one Shelldrake Clorzo (a lobsterman from Mars). Shelldrake has been desperately searching for a way to avoid problems with the IRS of Mars and the unpaid millions he owes them in back taxes. He has asked Trump for help—in return and armed with a foolproof plan he pledges to sick his pincers on the Deep State to repay Trump.

Truth-Busters!

November 27, 2019

“When there’s a truth to be busted… who you gonna call?”

Introducing our newest film of Discernmentalized proportions Truth-Busters from GOIP Productions starring the Online Discernmentalist Mafia’s very own Truthslayer and our recent ODMU graduate

It’s gonna be tough measuring the “size of the problem” when there are thought-criminals like me who recognize that “hate crime” is nothing more than naked thought-policing. It is 100% politically motivated; it’s meant to silence dissent; and, while it has largely been successful, it has exposed the escalating Bolshevization of the Left, through both corrupted formerly credible organizations like SPLC, ADL and ACLU (all of which are now just as hysterical and partisan as the laughable John Birch Society) and hyperpartisan propaganda outlets, like Religion News Service. Meanwhile, with rightwing extremism kept in check by “watchdogs” like the aforementioned, leftwing exremism is, by comparison, allowed to flourish, so that it manifests itself all the way up to the tippy-top, with unchecked radicals in Congress proposing ridiculously out-of-touch policy positions not in alignment with more than a fraction of the country. And if these zealots on the left won’t even listen to their popular predecessor Barack Obama, why should they listen to all the other indicators that tell them they’re the ones losing their minds? Instead they cling to willful fictions like “mah hate speech”!

Oh, and Heather Heyer was looking for a fight. She got one. Her aggressor deserves to go to prison for his awful behavior, but Team Heather was just as bellicose and ideologically possessed. They are not good people. Both sides.

Truthslayer rallies the pack using his newly invented Most Obvious Right-wing Oxydizing Necrons (MORON)-Packs to put down the ghost of Shane Claiborne’s lost dog Stoner and Whiner. Later (in a cameo) El Sandi joins the team as the Truth-Busters‘ secretary. El Sandi answers a call about a perceived hate-crime (which turns out to be a prank from an escaped Whiner): “”and I know how devastating it can be to feel like you don’t even have the dignity of being a hate crime statistic.” If that is one’s focus after what they consider a hate crime, perhaps they overreacted? If you want to get beyond the “epidemic of hate” then quit looking for it. You taught your daughter to disrespect people in authority doing their jobs, don’t teach her to look for problems where there may be none, except in your insecurities. Hate is in the eye of the beholder – it is relative…good day Whiner.”

In the climax of the film the Stay Put Know-Your-Place Man a golem of the Status Quo accused of being an Antifa phantom begins to terrorize the Truth-Busters leading Lauren to exclaim: “Yes, I draw the same conclusion about the eminent threat of left-wing terrorism (or alt-left-adjacent attacks) every time there’s a new clip on YouTube of “the knockout game”. It’s really the best way to navigate through life.” In the end the Truth-Busters take down Stay Put and contain the Emergent Red-Letter Christian hordes in their Emergent Red-Letter Christian Organizers (ERCO) Containment Unit causing an environmental disaster on a Biblical scale. The end?

 

“Nazis are Socialists;” Discernmentalists declare!

November 25, 2019

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Everyone knows that Nazis are socialists because the word “socialism” is in National Socialism just like:

  • The Democratic People’s Republic of North Korea is a democratic republic because the word “democratic republic” is in it.
  • Crime Stoppers are really criminals because the word “crime” is in Crime Stoppers.
  • Latinos/Latinas speak Latin because the word “Latin” is in their name.
  • Anti-Fascists are fascists because the word “fascist” is in the name.
  • Anti-Communists are actually communists because the word “communist” is in the title.
  • Atheists are theists because “theist” is in the word.

Find out these important illogical troll arguments and more in ODMafiaU‘s exciting new course for Online Discernmentalist Trolls: How To Troll Badly & Fail At It!

Breaking: Antifa Bear killed Epstein… linked to Russia!!!

November 25, 2019

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Antifa backed Russian Bear now blamed for Jeffery Epstein’s “supicious” death as noted by a top Discernmentalist from Conspiracy News Network (a subsidiary of BS.Com a subsidiary of InfoWars):

Dave Noelle I watched MSNBC today. They bashed white men, claiming they were the root of all of the world’s problems. They used Hitleresque language towards conservatives, dehumanizing them and encouraging violence by defending the ANTIFA terrorists. I’m shocked (not really), that a major network would claim anyone right of Marx is a Nazi. (Nazis are social justice warriors) They painted anyone with a different opinion as a racist, homophobic, xenophobic, sexist, blah blah blah blah blah – because they have no argument so that is all they can do. They even continue to push the thoroughly debunked Russiagate conspiracy theory! Lmao. (Anyone Left of Reagan is a Commie)

They have already started a civil war. The Antifa bears they really have and really do hate America. They hate democracy and are co conspirators in trying to destroy it. They have declared war on democracy, war on freedom, war on the individual, war on the constitution… (Separation of church and state is a myth—up with theocracy) They just want equity, and facts do not matter as their means are always justified by their imaginary theoretical utopian ending if, in their mind, everyone was forced to be ideological clones of them! (Support our Troops-)

yup, exactly the same as all leftist MSM does too. That’s the problem with politics. (We hate all politics but ours)

Or do you not remember 2.5 years of ridiculous conspiracy theories about Russian Collusion? How short your memory is. (Russia colluded with Antifa and lured bears to Epstein’s jail gate with pizza)

Wade Duroe wait, you must have missed 2.5 years of daily Russiagate Conspiracy Theory nonsense!? Omg. Have you even turned on the TV since Trump ran for president? The insane hyperbolic fake news has ramped up to unprecedented levels. (Obama is the antichrist) Not just Trump, but anything related to Trump by the nth degree. Kavanaugh Witch Trials 1.0 and 2.0. Jussie Smollett. The Covington Boys!!! (I read this in Hillary’s emails that this was prearranged secretly by some guy see)

You clearly haven’t seen the latest PV leaks that came out about CNN and ABC!? Cold hard video evidence, hot mics and screen shots that are VERIFIED as legit. CNNs Jeff Zucker was caught demanding fake news be pushed to smear Trump and shutting down stories that don’t fit their narrative. (Libturdz r dumbz) He full on is caught saying the news doesn’t matter, it’s about an agenda. And unless you’ve lived under a rock you should have heard about ABC spiking the Epstein story 3 years ago, protecting the most prolific child sexual predator in American history because it would have made Hillary look bad and they might lose interviews with Will and Kate!!! Unbelievable. (Epstein didn’t kill himself with pizza—his gate was clawed open—therefore the Antifa bears linked to Russia must have done it)

Spread the Conspiracy!

Don Jobson and Truthslayer

“El Presidente Exempt from Divorcees Unfaithful to the Lord” El Sandi says

November 19, 2019

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“fathered six children and worked as director of a Chabad House in Jerusalem’s Old City before coming to terms with long-simmering gender dysphoria, becoming a woman and undergoing surgery” If he couldn’t remain faithful to a wife and 6 kids – who one can see – how is he going to remain faithful to the Lord – who one cannot see ( )

That’s right divorcees are unfaithful to the Lord—however our thrice-divorced and remarried President is exempt as ElSandi has said Trump is the most faithful to the Lord President she’s ever seen in her lifetime. ElSandi has long promoted herself as a Bible-thumping, social conservative Discernmentalist and fundamentalist so has quickly discernmentalized that Trump’s divorces are to blame on sinister forces noting that Obama and Satan bear most of the blame.

Pat Robertson agrees: “When Trump came forward as a family values loving, praying man he came under spiritual attack,” said Robertson on “The 700 Club.” “This is the work of Satan, he is the enemy of all Christians. He doesn’t want to see us happy.”

“Obama never got over how Trump has beaten him as the Best Greatest Make America Great President Ever, so I bet he had some of his witch doctor friends attack him,” said Jill Swain, a Trump fan and QAnon follower.