Archive for the ‘Bible Monkey’ Category

Be A Literalist! Part 6 -SOLO Scriptura: or We Only Need The Bible

October 23, 2019

still-waiting-for-the-bible-versethat-validates-sola-scriptura-memegenerator-net-18047998Turning back to one of our Research Robot Monkeys a moment: we need to follow The whole Bible. Be real and stop your deception. Either follow the whole Bible or leave the Christian faith. I do not want a cut and paste faith. That is no faith at all. As Discernmentalists we only need the Bible as the Bible contains all the answers to life’s problems like how to fight tooth decay. We don’t need Jesus nor the Holy Spirit as the Bible is the whole point of Christianity anyways—besides that the Holy Spirit stopped speaking in the 16th Century-17th Century when the King James fell from Heaven and the oracles of Reformers dropped their founts of wisdom as Real Christianity started in the 16th century with the Reformation. As soon as the Bible was written the Holy Spirit left so that no more miracles might happen. We now only have the Bible and God who is far away in heaven and Jesus who is on the throne in heaven and really has nothing to do with us until he returns and savagely kills all the apostate emerging church people; Catholic mystics and hippie Quakers or those who thought they got saved through women preachers and their sodomite loving ways.

Also Be a literalist. Read the Bible literally. Which is why we believe in Solo Scriptura (which of course is Luther and the Reformers not the Bible):

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Proof.

Thankfully none of our own refused to follow the whole Bible like when the Reformers removed books from the Bible that they didn’t agree with or when Luther called the Book of James “an Epistle of straw.” As you can see Solo Scriptura is correct as our Doctrines are Purer than yours.

Facebook Is Persecuting Us!

April 23, 2019

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Breaking Truth War News: Facebook is persecuting us. Facebook has blocked me from sharing my Blog posts and not letting me share my hate love speech with everybody on Facebook. I feel so persecuted that I just had to write a post to show just how persecuted we are for our Facebook followers. My fellow Truth Warriors Dr. I.Todyaso and Dr. Truthslayer can attest to how persecuted we are. I feel outraged and personally threatened by the intolerant librul fascism of Facebook. Why must they harass us for standing on the Hard Truths of the Bible? Why is lamestream media silent on our plight? I liken my suffering to all those Christian martyrs suffering persecution elsewhere in the world. Please help us in our good fight against persecution and the intolerance of Facebook by liking the ODMafia and GOIP pages on Facebook where you can read more posts about how persecuted we are. Each new like supports us in our cause against intolerance and persecution.

Belligerent Static Warns Discernmentalist Ministry

April 18, 2019

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Beware BS is coming to your homes… BS is coming to your schools… BS is even coming to our churches… be  warned and beware the hordes of BS going round… so spread the fear and spread the hate.

New Hideous Hybrid Found

August 29, 2010

In a  horrible freak radioactive accident of nature: Ken Silva, Brannon Howse, Jim Wallis, James Dobson, Todd Friel, Jan Markell, Brian McLaren and a whole host of others combining their anti-Glenn Beck powers have mutated—becoming SHAT—the antiBeckian Shark-Cat. Quite frankly we are disappointed with all the liberalism and apostasy in our very Discernmentalist ranks.  We are not surprised with liberal apostates Wallis and McLaren being ungodly and anti-American but Ken, Brannon, deddy, Todd and Jan…come on, Remember in order to be Truly Godly, one  must be for America First.  So remember Soli America Gloriae!

Research Robot Monkeys Fighting Snakes On A Plane

July 8, 2010

Recently we released our Research Robot Monkeys on a plane full of apostate Emergents who were flying on an Arminian Airlines flight bound for Rome. Our Research Robot Monkeys caught those evil Emergents in the act of praying silent New Age heretical Roman Catholic “wordless” Contemplative Centering Prayers. Those Emergents were on their way to sitting on couches with candles while drinking coffee with the Pope and Dalai Lama.

(Arminan Airlines Symbol Courtesy of the Devil. Our Research Robot Monkeys in a fury of Researchmentalism noted that the Double A in the symbol of Arminian Airlines also could stand for Apostate Atheists).

Angered by all that they observed and that those apostates wouldn’t bow down before our Pure Truth Wars Doctrines©®™ our Research Robot Monkeys began stoning all those man-centered Grace-hating dark ignorant man-loving heretical semi-Pelagian reprobated sinners by flinging feces at them. We proudly bring you our Research Robot Monkeys’ adventures on worldly apostate airlines every Mon-Fri. at 6 pm now only on GOIP-ODM TV.

Message To Emergent-Evolutionist Bible Monkey!

July 5, 2010

Recently our Commenting Robot Monkeys have come under attack so that they’ve become too lazy and have fallen down on the job and haven’t  been doing their duty of commenting on our posts for us. We have traced the source of these attacks and they are from noneother than the one they call the Evil Emergent-Evolutionist Bible Monkey person. Yes we know it was you Emergent-Evolutionist Bible Monkey and your absurd questions  and attacks on our Godly Discernmentalist Ministries and we have a message for you:

                                                                                                         

P. S. Add this Godly Discernmentalist Ministry Site to your not a Blogroll or else face the full fury of our God’s Absolute Sovereign Wrath as well as our own self-Righteous, Holy Pious anger and hatred.