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Trump considers Sicking Lobstermen from Mars on Deep State

December 11, 2019

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Shelldrake Clorzo  pledges to pinch the Deep State with his pincers

QAnon reports on American Thinker:

Will December be the month the pincers close in on the Deep State?  Some promising storm clouds are building.  Justice Department inspector general Michael Horowitz will appear before Senator Lindsey Graham’s Judiciary Committee on December 11, with the long promised I.G. report on FISA abuse to be released December 9.The report is already being downplayed by the media, with the New York Times warning, “DOJ watchdog report expected to clear Comey, McCabe, and Strzok of bias in Trump-Russia probe.”  Okey-dokey, case closed.  The storm will be only a light breeze — at least according to their “unnamed sources” and “officials familiar with the report.” Read more: https://www.americanthinker.com/articles/2019/11/are_the_pincers_closing_on_the_deep_state.html#ixzz66pc3EPCC

It was also reported from an anonymous transmission from outer space that a UFO was spotted a few light-years from Earth. The Trump Administration has said to have made contact with the ship piloted by one Shelldrake Clorzo (a lobsterman from Mars). Shelldrake has been desperately searching for a way to avoid problems with the IRS of Mars and the unpaid millions he owes them in back taxes. He has asked Trump for help—in return and armed with a foolproof plan he pledges to sick his pincers on the Deep State to repay Trump.

Legacy: The Late Ken Silva Wanted To Rename Southern Baptist Convention newly rediscovered documents reveal

December 3, 2019

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Quote the late Ken Silva: “As one who was ordained as an SBC pastor in the mid-90s I kind of agree that a name change for the SBC would help clarify where this denomination is currently at. Filled as it is with leaders who don’t have to lead, hiding as they do behind its Idol of Autonomy, the SBC’s becoming anything goes.”
(Source: Apprising Ministries)

How dare those Southern Baptists believe in Baptist doctrine! We must most mightily put a stop to this. While we’re at it we must put a stop to the SBC’s Idol of Credobaptism as well. Anything goes in this Truth War, right? As we all know the Roman Catholic Church and the Reformers taught that Infant Baptism is the only correct way to baptize. How dare those Southern Baptists lack Doctrinal Purity in their man-centered idolatry of baptizing believers!

We must also bring back State Churches… who needs to keep religion and government separate anyways? We most greatfully thank you our late Affectionate Uncle Ken for being in the front-lines in getting our important message across that God wants America to be enslaved to theocratic tyranny. Rushdoony, David Barton and the great and all powerful Worldview Weekend couldn’t have done as great a work as he did.

We vote that we also place statues of Spurgeon and the great General and Holiest Apostle of our Truth War: our Pope of all Truth John MacArthur (P. B. U. H.) in the sanctuary of every Southern Baptist church. Phil Johnson agrees and Rhoblogy adds that a statue or two of James White—“Rockstar” wouldn’t hurt as that would provide extra protection from Doctrinal corruption. Speaking of Spurgeon whom Discernmentalists love to quote from ala our late Uncle in Discernmentalism—our Research Robot Monkeys discovered that he was doctrinally impure so he might not be as great as Phil and his John, son!

Personally the ODMafia moves to change the SBC’s name to Saved By Calvinism as only Calvinism saves not Jesus.

A Bible Study on Never Compromising on Discernmentalist Truth

December 1, 2019

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Thank our God-ordained Party (God’s Only Inerrant Party) that America’s political system went from “working” to the current state where one party blocks the other and “compromise” is seen as a bad thing. We and we alone, are the reason for never compromising in holding our values in American politics as we alone hold to the whole Bible and Absolute Truth with Absolute Certainty. People who oppose Trump aren’t “almost demonic”—they are full on Satan-worshippers that includes RINOS.

As Spurgeon said:

If the world will not come to Jesus….Shall not the church go down to the world? Instead of bidding men to be converted, and come out from among sinners, and be separate from them, let us join with the ungodly world, enter into union with it, and so pervade it with our influence by allowing it to influence us. Let us have a Christian world.

Certain ministers are treacherously betraying our holy religion under pretense of adapting it to this present age. The new plan is to assimilate the church to the world by semi-dramatic performances they make the house of prayer to approximate to the theater; they turn their services into musical displays in fact, they exchange the temple for the theater, and turn the ministers of God into actors, whose business it is to amuse men. This then is the proposal. In order to win the world, the Lord Jesus must conform himself, his people, and his Word to the world. I will not dwell on so loathsome a proposal.

Our very black and white view of the bible and the world is crystal clear as our PURE theology paints all matters in a “good vs. evil” way that ignores a reality that was shades of gray and a multitude of colors. Our Pure theology teaches that in a binary, good vs. evil system there can be no “compromise” with evil—since we are the only “good” guys therefore the things we believe by extension are the bestest; most Pure; holiest good also, then ALL ELSE is bad. And not just bad, the philosophies and political positions that oppose us are the epitome of evil—the people who oppose us are demonic as the Bible says: “those not for us are against us.” This is because we have been pre-chosen by God and are “saved” and therefore PURE and “good” and HOLY—so the political views of our many enemies who disagree with us as well as the people themselves are “evil” as they are all unsaved heathens and non-Elect reprobates. In the past political parties had been free to negotiate and compromise on civic affairs but this new breed of political animal recoiled at the thought. There can be NO compromise with “evil.”

Tozer once wrote: “Compromise is everywhere, but, actually, no real union between the world and the Church is possible. When the Church joins up with the world, it is the true Church no longer but only a pitiful hybrid thing but an object of smiling contempt to the world and an abomination to the Lord!” Political correctness is a sickness and we hate politics but we must always be involved in politics in order to correct it as we’re always correct. Spurgeon also wrote: “Is politics dirty, then? Shall the Christian completely abstain? Stay out? Is there no hope?”

“Compromise” is a dirty word in the religious milieu of conservatism and our Truth War as you can see. I sat, ages ago, in many sermons and read many articles about it—having personally sat at the feet of the late great Walter Martin—being mentored by him through his recorded teachings on cassette tapes. Compromise of our “principles,” handed down from God himself, of course, is inexcusable. Who gave you the right to compromise on what God has pre-ordained? See how our TRUTH works? It keeps our religion pure and keeps pesky sheep from straying. Extended to the political realm this is a disaster for a nation. If we are on the side of all that is Holy and “good” and the side of God because we hold the only correct theology then others who don’t stand with us and God MUST be evil. They have to be evil – they oppose God! Simple, right? And so must their politics also be evil. Over time we had their theological perspective increasingly applied to civil discourse and governance. Biblical rhetoric that balkanized Christianity and created centuries of internecine wars had come to American politics with the same disastrous results.

So when you hear conservative, evangelical, and fundamentalist Christians bemoan the lack of civility in politics and American life be sure of this: they caused it, promoted it, and embrace it. The “civility” they want it for everyone else to agree with them. And anyone who doesn’t is evil and demonic.

Finally as our Pope over the Truth War John MacArthur himself (PBUH) has stated: “When it comes to matters of principle – moral and ethical foundations, biblical absolutes, the axioms of God’s Word, God’s clear commands, and the truthfulness of God Himself – it is never right to compromise.” We hope this look at what Scripture actually states opens up some of our readers who just do not get what this Truth War is all about and why we should never compromise on our Biblical values even in politics! So go forth and preach the gospel politics of Spurgeon/Tozer and John MacArthur (PBUH) without compromise and with zeal and earnest in the joy of knowing you’re doing the Lord’s work in spreading our PURE Doctrine.

Hate Calvinism Hate America: America has a Calvinist Foundation

November 29, 2019

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USA Has a Calvinist Foundation

By Theocrat 4 Life submitted to ODMafia University in fulfillment of Doctoral Degree of Theocracy degree

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Thesis: “Americans who are against Calvinism are unConstitutional.”

i have discovered that the founding fathers of the United States of America were Calvinists. They wanted a free republic, separated from the British Crown which they saw as supporting religious systems that were totally inconsistent with their faith. The first Europeans to settle in the US were the Pilgrim Fathers who were devout Calvinists, and it is through their influence that made the US the great nation it is today. Any student of US History will see that as obvious.

Supporting Argument: “It is interesting that George Washington was Calvinist, and most of his officers were Presbyterian elders. King George actually blamed the Presbyterian Church for inciting the American Revolution! Some historians, especially the English ones, not supportive of Calvinism have deliberately left this out. Most of George Washington’s army were members of Presbyterian churches.

Actually, the Presbyterian Church was the strongest church organisation in the US at that time. The Anglicans were small and their clergy were appointed from England, and they took to their heels back to England as soon as the Revolution started.”

Main Body: John Wesley, the Methodist founder, actually preached against the American Revolution. The Methodist movement was also not very strong in the US at that time, and their ministers took off back to English as soon as the Revolution broke out.

Of course, the Roman Catholic church hated the American Revolution because of its Calvinist foundation, because they hated Calvinism anyhow and treated it as a blasphemous heresy; and of course that church was backing the Spanish who had aspirations of controlling the whole country.

if the American Revolution did not happen, the whole of the US would have been controlled by Spain and would have adopted the religious system that was its foundation.

People who are Calvinist are motivated by conviction, principle and the authority of Scripture. They believe that the foundation for their salvation is that their names are written in God’s Book of Life.

Methodists (Arminians) are motivated by emotion, and make personal faith the foundation of salvation. It can be argued that this is a salvation by works and therefore not salvation as the Apostle Paul understood it.

Concluding Argument: Because the foundations of the United States of America are built on conviction and principle, and the founding fathers who wrote the Constitution were Calvinist Presbyterians, then those who live in the USA who rail against Calvinists and ridicule them may not be acting true to their own Constitution or the faith of their founding fathers. And it would be a shame for them that a guy living in a very small country in the South Pacific would know more about their history than they do!

But I want to freely acknowledge the multitude of faithful Calvinist Christians in the USA who know their history and honour their founding fathers for having the faith and determination to make their country a beacon for Christian faith, and by doing so, have created a nation well known for good Christian ministry and outreach around the world.

approvedA++- we agree. Strong arguments all around. We wish we could kick out all the non–Calvinists from our Great Country holding True to our Constitution’s principle of religious liberty for all. We also agree that those who go against Calvinism are unConstitutional as our Constitution gives us the right to Free Speech. It is a shame that so many Americans are not Calvinist as that’s simply unConstitutional! If only they would follow our Great Calvinist Founding Fathers like Thomas Jefferson author of our Declaration of Independence who said: “His [Calvin’s] religion was demonism. If ever man worshiped a false God, he did. The being described in his five points is … a demon of malignant spirit. It would be more pardonable to believe in no God at all, than to blaspheme him by the atrocious attributes of Calvin.” “Calvinism has introduced into the Christian religion more new obscenities than its leader had purged it of old ones.

Dissertation accepted

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“Nazis are Socialists;” Discernmentalists declare!

November 25, 2019

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Everyone knows that Nazis are socialists because the word “socialism” is in National Socialism just like:

  • The Democratic People’s Republic of North Korea is a democratic republic because the word “democratic republic” is in it.
  • Crime Stoppers are really criminals because the word “crime” is in Crime Stoppers.
  • Latinos/Latinas speak Latin because the word “Latin” is in their name.
  • Anti-Fascists are fascists because the word “fascist” is in the name.
  • Anti-Communists are actually communists because the word “communist” is in the title.
  • Atheists are theists because “theist” is in the word.

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Education Ruins Lives: Let Our Ignorance Take Over Instead!

November 9, 2019

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A note on our plans to take over your towns with ODMafiaUs coming yesterday everywhere:

Sounds like this Wilson guy is trying to do to a college town what the Left has already successfully achieved in 90% of the nation’s universities.

I don’t think he’ll succeed and I don’t want him to. Let left-leaning college towns do their thing and assert their status as a minority in a majority culture (red Idaho). Just as we should allow conservative groups–a minority in a majority culture–do their thing in Universities. But all too often the liberal wolves elect to dine on the conservative sheep. It’s just as unconscionable when the political tables get turned.

That said, he does have a few cultural indicators that work in his favor: namely, a) conservatives have much, much higher birth rates than progressives and will pass their values on to their progeny; b) universities both public and private are struggling from reduced enrollment and a declining perception among the public that the education they offer is worth the steep price tag. Neither of these will make much of a dent in Moscow: after all, U of I is the flagship school and isn’t likely to go anywhere soon, even when many smaller liberal arts schools and public school satellite campuses are failing.

But even if Wilson loses this battle, he might still win the war. And yes, it is a war. The only way demographics help the progressives is if they keep promoting unrestricted immigration and keep indoctrinating young minds. But most Americans don’t take a shine to the former any more than they do in UK, Poland, Sweden, Netherlands, France, &c, and increasingly Americans are growing weary of the rampant left wing bias in university culture, so they opt not to donate to their alma maters and vote politicians in who cut the budget of the state schools.

So we can expect a lot more of the “religious nutters” in the days ahead. It’s gonna get spicy.

Correct–the left hasn’t taken over all of academia…only 96% of it. And while there are still no doubt some faculty who are not sympathetic to Marxism, they are cowed into submission by the borg-like mindvirus that shames them and threatens them with ridicule, sexual assault allegations, or even physical violence (hard to fire someone with tenure) if they dare dissent. We all saw what happened to Bret Weinstein at Evergreen two years ago…and he was still basically a leftist.

Fortunately, self-correction is starting to occur, as the marginal little liberal arts colleges are already collapsing (the fourth one in Vermont in 2019 alone–Marlboro College–just announced absorption by Emerson College out of Boston) and soon it will bubble upward to the Oberlin group…a bunch of highly competitive, formerly reputable schools who are mostly ideologically rigid, suffering stagnant or declining enrollment, and those with puny endowments are already rated by Moody’s junk bond status.

Higher ed is about to go the same direction as the legacy media. Too bad so sad. I’ll be interested in hearing your predictable rebuttal and attempt to downplay this. Those “right-wing grievances” are a major factor in diminished enrollment, declining alumni donations, and legislatures facing little backlash when they cut funding for the state university system. While they’re not the only factor–declining birth rates and negative word of mouth about the low ROI of higher ed is huge–it’s not getting better, because our universities keep getting more orthodoxical. And crappier.

I don’t believe this kooky pastor should try to revolutionize Moscow, ID. But he’s welcome to try–provided he abides by the laws we have in place and respects other people’s First Amendment freedoms. But chances are he’ll compete with other nutters who have slightly different but equally dogmatic views. And he’ll also compete with the Holy Gospel of the nu-Left, which is far, FAR more perfervid in 2019. Speaking of which, what do you plan to do to fight these religious nutters that you hate so much? Which do you prefer–gulags or bike locks? Or will you try the civilized, classical liberal approach of reasoned debate? That doesn’t seem all that popular these days…

We reccommend ODMafiaU for all your edumacation needs as we donts needs no buklurnin here nor to be challenged so let us do all the thinking for you. Let us keep you misinformed as ignorance is our strength–its the Discernmentalist way!

One final quote from 3567’s Valedictory speaks by Lauren Betrand one of our recent gradumates:

ROWR! Such fire and fury! What a relief! A college student spewing college student-y things!

You understand so much better than I do. After all, I only base my observations on direct video footage. And you might ask Bret Weinstein or Allison Stanger about their experience with leftwing censorship. They’re hardly rightists but they’d probably come to a different conclusion than you and your WaPo article (Breitbart for leftists).

How many fire alarms did you pull last year at your school? How many flyers did you rip off the walls? And you expect me to believe WaPo (“Democracy dies in wokeness”) has an honest stake in the matter? It’s essentially the media equivalent of higher ed. Overcapitalized stinky cheese…junk food for snooty grown-ups.

In fairness, I remember the chief incident described in the tabloid you cited. The students in question–the book-burners–behaved crudely and immaturely and squandered their chance to confront the professor’s genteel racism as a result. It only bespeaks what a joke of a publication the Post is, though, that they fixated on this, when leftwing student censorship of conservatives is a daily occurrence. And I am not a conservative nor ever affiliated with a conservative group in college. But they get quashed by the Leftwing Outrage Mob on a daily basis.

It must be so frustrating to you that we wrongthinkers remain more convinced than ever that higher ed is incurably poisoned, churning out nothing more than ideologically possessed agitators with heaps of debt that they want society to pay for them. If you have the intellectual insight you’ve shown from your post, then the indoctrination camps have worked wonders on you. Unfortunately, it probably also means that your diploma won’t be worth the paper it’s printed on. Oh well–you can always Feel the Bern! He’ll cancel all your debts! Stay woke.

Yep, a complete ideologue. They taught you well!

“Anyone who doesn’t agree with me is a fascist.” – The Left in 2019. Concentration camps only exist in the addled brains of possessed creatures like AOC and her twittercult. It is as big of a fiction as Jeffrey Epstein’s. The media lies (or, more accurately, deliberately hides the truth) for political purposes and 70% of the country has figured this out. That’s why they’re laying off “journalists” left and right.

So glad higher ed is also on the brink of collapse. Exactly what it deserves. Bankruptcy is the only thing that will get it to reform, and even then, it’ll only happen after many, many schools fail–not just a handful of schools in Vermont. And a dozen schools can rise up, like phoenixes from the ashes, and resume something most schools haven’t done in quite some time: genuine intellectual inquiry that rules out NO moral foundations.

Hundreds of ’em!

However, a few dozen are coming of age, and I’m not pushing college on them. (That’s up to them to decide, and I sure am not going to help pay for it more than the pittance that I can afford.) As a result, they’ll probably all end up being stupid as adults and voting Republican. And then having tons of little Republican sprogs.

We Should Endorse Sports Teams from our Pulpits

November 4, 2019

73 BC: The early days of product endorsement.

Recently the sinfully quasi-universalist heretically ecumenical liberal mecca of all things apostate NY passed a law upholding the myth of separation of church and state therefore violating our free speech to endorse all things worldly and culturally–driven from our pulpits. In fact we’re disgusted by this unbiblical law as this leaves apostates to pull for sinful sports teams against our CLEAR TEACHINGS ie soccer which is the gateway sport to socialism as Caliban a previous commenter on our Blog noted:

Caliban Says:
I think we should also lobby to endorse sports teams from the pulpit so that we can preach the full, complete and unvarnished Truth® of the Gospel of God’s wrath based on God’s Holy Word. Just think aBOut it? I mean some sports teams don’t line up with our political Christian values, and we have a duty to warn our congregations about where sports teams stand on our “Important” issues. Say like any sports team from canada we shouldn’t endorse, because all canadians are apostate socialist terrorist-enabling commie fags. We should also hold all accountable to our endorsements and excommunicate any member who heeds our warnings and doesn’t pull for the sports teams that we endorse.

And Arthur and I agreed: Good idea Caliban! I’m sure my fellow Discernmentalist Arthur McJohn would agree—he would also move to forbid any endorsement of soccer teams since illegal immigrants worship that Communist sport. American Football teams are a’ok however—as long as they support the GOIP Republican agenda and their coaches pray before games we should be Free to endorse sports teams all we like. Basketball teams are fine too—especially if they are teams that John MacArthur (P. B.U. H.) pulls for.

Arthur replied: “Yes, basketball would be the best because it has no roots in other heathen sports. (RealAmerican) Football is good also, and very manly, but it is a little similar to Rugby (damned anglican game).”

Just like how Saint Paul endorsed gladiators in his ministry and called down God’s Wrath upon all those who didn’t support the gladiator he supported or how Saint John the Revelator endorsed Nero Caesar!

Applying Conservative Secular American Culture to the Bible

November 1, 2019

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So many Christians do not know how to understand the Bible, they use the secular culture and their feelings to apply Scripture to life. This is why a revival is needed. Truly a call of back to the whole Bible! Praying 🙏🏻 for revival, will you pray too?

Like how we use secular culture aka the 2nd Amendment to explain away Christ’s command to turn the other cheek and lay down our weapons. Or how we use our feelings and emotions to apply to the Bible to oppose abortion yet remain pro-war and pro-death penalty but still call ourselves pro-life. Or how we use the secular culture of capitalism to condemn the poor and social justice even-though Christ sends away the rich empty handed such as:

Battle cry for Christians today:
THE BIBLE INTERPRETS THE CULTURE, THE CULTURE DOES NOT INTERPRET THE BIBLE.
Classical Marxism should never be used to interpret Scripture. What is Classical Marxism? It is the Social Justice Movement.

Or how we use our feelings; emotions; patriotism and secular culture to insist that 2 Chronicles 7:14 applies to America instead of the Israel of 400-250 BC for whom it was written. Or how we use our feelings and secular culture to apply to Romans 13.. Or how we appeal to the secular culture of patriotism to desecrate God’s Altar with the secular symbol of our flag. Or how we call for revivals despite their origins in secular American culture not the Bible. Our American Gospel from the whole Patriot Bible!

The ironic thing is, I would venture to say, that just about everyone in the audience in that recent John MacArthur video (PBUI) practices the same exact thing. That is the American way. Phil Johnson lambasted the entire audience present in the same breath that he piled on Beth Moore. They just didn’t get it – or perhaps they did and it created an uncomfortable moment.

Its also the Bible-believing Discernmentalist way—-help us help others by putting America First!

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Preaching our Gospel of Love by Offending All not Born like Us

October 31, 2019

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We’re so sick of those gutless-grace girlymen half gospels that preach “love love love love.” The True Gospel should be offensive and should offend everyone but us. How dare anyone offend us and our comfortable American values! They have no right to…you’re the ones who need to change not us. Where in the Prophets does it ever call for others to hold us accountable for following culture rather than God…where just where?
Besides that we’re only speaking our truth in love against all not like us:
“Four states still have no hate crime laws on the books. Many others have inadequate protections that fail to cover all threatened classes of hate crimes or don’t adequately equip law enforcement to respond to and report bias-related incidents. ” What some interpret as hatred is really love. These laws are useless and only provide the state more to impose on people who are not conventional. They want more liberal-speak than the truth.
Won’t someone think of us poor innocent Discernmentalists? Why must everyone who hates our Hard Truth  offend us?:

There Is No Such Thing…

October 31, 2019

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There is no such thing as a Christian yoga studio. Yoga poses are paying homage to the god of that particular pose. Christians only pay homage to the trinity; Father, Son, Holy Spirit – anything else is idolatry.

There is no such thing as a Christian: nation; bakeshop; restaurant; store; capitalism; socialism; economics; sidewalk; business; traffic-light; war; army; stoplight; candlemaker; library; cakemaker; whole-taker; art; school; civilization; government; faker; tentmaker; actor; movie; play; etc. etc. either. Only people are Christians—so no need to insist on any of these things being “more Christian.”

Martin Luther

“The Christian shoemaker does his duty not by putting little crosses on the shoes, but by making good shoes, because God is interested in good craftsmanship.”― Martin Luther