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Legacy: The Late Ken Silva Wanted To Rename Southern Baptist Convention newly rediscovered documents reveal

December 3, 2019

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Quote the late Ken Silva: “As one who was ordained as an SBC pastor in the mid-90s I kind of agree that a name change for the SBC would help clarify where this denomination is currently at. Filled as it is with leaders who don’t have to lead, hiding as they do behind its Idol of Autonomy, the SBC’s becoming anything goes.”
(Source: Apprising Ministries)

How dare those Southern Baptists believe in Baptist doctrine! We must most mightily put a stop to this. While we’re at it we must put a stop to the SBC’s Idol of Credobaptism as well. Anything goes in this Truth War, right? As we all know the Roman Catholic Church and the Reformers taught that Infant Baptism is the only correct way to baptize. How dare those Southern Baptists lack Doctrinal Purity in their man-centered idolatry of baptizing believers!

We must also bring back State Churches… who needs to keep religion and government separate anyways? We most greatfully thank you our late Affectionate Uncle Ken for being in the front-lines in getting our important message across that God wants America to be enslaved to theocratic tyranny. Rushdoony, David Barton and the great and all powerful Worldview Weekend couldn’t have done as great a work as he did.

We vote that we also place statues of Spurgeon and the great General and Holiest Apostle of our Truth War: our Pope of all Truth John MacArthur (P. B. U. H.) in the sanctuary of every Southern Baptist church. Phil Johnson agrees and Rhoblogy adds that a statue or two of James White—“Rockstar” wouldn’t hurt as that would provide extra protection from Doctrinal corruption. Speaking of Spurgeon whom Discernmentalists love to quote from ala our late Uncle in Discernmentalism—our Research Robot Monkeys discovered that he was doctrinally impure so he might not be as great as Phil and his John, son!

Personally the ODMafia moves to change the SBC’s name to Saved By Calvinism as only Calvinism saves not Jesus.

Charismatics brace for Heat-seeking Missives

December 2, 2019

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According to counter-discernmentalists the Pope of the Truth War (PBUH) fired heat-seeking missives in Charismatic congregations in order to spread Operation Chaos—in our fight in this War against for Truth. Quote:

I thought MacArthur’s Charismatic Chaos sent a heat-seeking missile into the Charismatic movement. MacArthur himself, though, does not separate from well-known Charismatic, C. J. Mahaney. He has had Mahaney preach at his own church a few times and also speaks with Mahaney in many places all over the country, cooperating with him in ministry and worship. The Bible doesn’t teach anywhere to write a book about false doctrine and practice, but God’s Word does tell us to separate from it. You might not sell as many books if you practice separation. This is the kind of self-denial that Jesus called for in His presentation of the gospel….John MacArthur writes a book, Ashamed of the Gospel, and his church shows shame for biblical methods that depend on God for growth. He writes Hard to Believe, but his church wants to make it easier for the singles and youth to believe by giving them the fleshly lusts of the world. He authors Our Sufficiency in Christ, but his church puts confidence in the worldly methods to draw in new people.

Why write books that admonish everyone else about it when you are going to do it yourself? Why? People like it and it works. It doesn’t glorify the Lord, but people get what they want. Why follow anything John MacArthur has written if it isn’t good enough for him? It’s a blatant double standard.

I can already hear the defenses. I’ve read them over at Pyromaniacs among other Grace Community and MacArthur apologists. The defenses are very similar to those offered in revivalist fundamentalism. The one criticizing us “has a small group of supporters.” “He’s a hyper fundamentalist.” He’s one of those “King James Only types.” In other words, no substantial defense, just name-calling and blatant arrogance. There ought to be soul searching, but there is circle-the-wagons, close ranks, and often say whatever is necessary to deflect from what this is really about. These groups and their methods disobey Biblical methods, corrupt Scriptural worship, and diminish the true means of change in people’s lives. They are a worldly attraction that sends the wrong message about the purpose of the church. (The Truth War in a nutshell).

Know what? God is our Judge. What I’ve written is lightweight compared to what the Lord already knows. When there is no Scriptural defense, there should be confession and repentance. May God then have mercy on their souls.

A Bible Study on Never Compromising on Discernmentalist Truth

December 1, 2019

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Thank our God-ordained Party (God’s Only Inerrant Party) that America’s political system went from “working” to the current state where one party blocks the other and “compromise” is seen as a bad thing. We and we alone, are the reason for never compromising in holding our values in American politics as we alone hold to the whole Bible and Absolute Truth with Absolute Certainty. People who oppose Trump aren’t “almost demonic”—they are full on Satan-worshippers that includes RINOS.

As Spurgeon said:

If the world will not come to Jesus….Shall not the church go down to the world? Instead of bidding men to be converted, and come out from among sinners, and be separate from them, let us join with the ungodly world, enter into union with it, and so pervade it with our influence by allowing it to influence us. Let us have a Christian world.

Certain ministers are treacherously betraying our holy religion under pretense of adapting it to this present age. The new plan is to assimilate the church to the world by semi-dramatic performances they make the house of prayer to approximate to the theater; they turn their services into musical displays in fact, they exchange the temple for the theater, and turn the ministers of God into actors, whose business it is to amuse men. This then is the proposal. In order to win the world, the Lord Jesus must conform himself, his people, and his Word to the world. I will not dwell on so loathsome a proposal.

Our very black and white view of the bible and the world is crystal clear as our PURE theology paints all matters in a “good vs. evil” way that ignores a reality that was shades of gray and a multitude of colors. Our Pure theology teaches that in a binary, good vs. evil system there can be no “compromise” with evil—since we are the only “good” guys therefore the things we believe by extension are the bestest; most Pure; holiest good also, then ALL ELSE is bad. And not just bad, the philosophies and political positions that oppose us are the epitome of evil—the people who oppose us are demonic as the Bible says: “those not for us are against us.” This is because we have been pre-chosen by God and are “saved” and therefore PURE and “good” and HOLY—so the political views of our many enemies who disagree with us as well as the people themselves are “evil” as they are all unsaved heathens and non-Elect reprobates. In the past political parties had been free to negotiate and compromise on civic affairs but this new breed of political animal recoiled at the thought. There can be NO compromise with “evil.”

Tozer once wrote: “Compromise is everywhere, but, actually, no real union between the world and the Church is possible. When the Church joins up with the world, it is the true Church no longer but only a pitiful hybrid thing but an object of smiling contempt to the world and an abomination to the Lord!” Political correctness is a sickness and we hate politics but we must always be involved in politics in order to correct it as we’re always correct. Spurgeon also wrote: “Is politics dirty, then? Shall the Christian completely abstain? Stay out? Is there no hope?”

“Compromise” is a dirty word in the religious milieu of conservatism and our Truth War as you can see. I sat, ages ago, in many sermons and read many articles about it—having personally sat at the feet of the late great Walter Martin—being mentored by him through his recorded teachings on cassette tapes. Compromise of our “principles,” handed down from God himself, of course, is inexcusable. Who gave you the right to compromise on what God has pre-ordained? See how our TRUTH works? It keeps our religion pure and keeps pesky sheep from straying. Extended to the political realm this is a disaster for a nation. If we are on the side of all that is Holy and “good” and the side of God because we hold the only correct theology then others who don’t stand with us and God MUST be evil. They have to be evil – they oppose God! Simple, right? And so must their politics also be evil. Over time we had their theological perspective increasingly applied to civil discourse and governance. Biblical rhetoric that balkanized Christianity and created centuries of internecine wars had come to American politics with the same disastrous results.

So when you hear conservative, evangelical, and fundamentalist Christians bemoan the lack of civility in politics and American life be sure of this: they caused it, promoted it, and embrace it. The “civility” they want it for everyone else to agree with them. And anyone who doesn’t is evil and demonic.

Finally as our Pope over the Truth War John MacArthur himself (PBUH) has stated: “When it comes to matters of principle – moral and ethical foundations, biblical absolutes, the axioms of God’s Word, God’s clear commands, and the truthfulness of God Himself – it is never right to compromise.” We hope this look at what Scripture actually states opens up some of our readers who just do not get what this Truth War is all about and why we should never compromise on our Biblical values even in politics! So go forth and preach the gospel politics of Spurgeon/Tozer and John MacArthur (PBUH) without compromise and with zeal and earnest in the joy of knowing you’re doing the Lord’s work in spreading our PURE Doctrine.

Hate Calvinism Hate America: America has a Calvinist Foundation

November 29, 2019

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USA Has a Calvinist Foundation

By Theocrat 4 Life submitted to ODMafia University in fulfillment of Doctoral Degree of Theocracy degree

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Thesis: “Americans who are against Calvinism are unConstitutional.”

i have discovered that the founding fathers of the United States of America were Calvinists. They wanted a free republic, separated from the British Crown which they saw as supporting religious systems that were totally inconsistent with their faith. The first Europeans to settle in the US were the Pilgrim Fathers who were devout Calvinists, and it is through their influence that made the US the great nation it is today. Any student of US History will see that as obvious.

Supporting Argument: “It is interesting that George Washington was Calvinist, and most of his officers were Presbyterian elders. King George actually blamed the Presbyterian Church for inciting the American Revolution! Some historians, especially the English ones, not supportive of Calvinism have deliberately left this out. Most of George Washington’s army were members of Presbyterian churches.

Actually, the Presbyterian Church was the strongest church organisation in the US at that time. The Anglicans were small and their clergy were appointed from England, and they took to their heels back to England as soon as the Revolution started.”

Main Body: John Wesley, the Methodist founder, actually preached against the American Revolution. The Methodist movement was also not very strong in the US at that time, and their ministers took off back to English as soon as the Revolution broke out.

Of course, the Roman Catholic church hated the American Revolution because of its Calvinist foundation, because they hated Calvinism anyhow and treated it as a blasphemous heresy; and of course that church was backing the Spanish who had aspirations of controlling the whole country.

if the American Revolution did not happen, the whole of the US would have been controlled by Spain and would have adopted the religious system that was its foundation.

People who are Calvinist are motivated by conviction, principle and the authority of Scripture. They believe that the foundation for their salvation is that their names are written in God’s Book of Life.

Methodists (Arminians) are motivated by emotion, and make personal faith the foundation of salvation. It can be argued that this is a salvation by works and therefore not salvation as the Apostle Paul understood it.

Concluding Argument: Because the foundations of the United States of America are built on conviction and principle, and the founding fathers who wrote the Constitution were Calvinist Presbyterians, then those who live in the USA who rail against Calvinists and ridicule them may not be acting true to their own Constitution or the faith of their founding fathers. And it would be a shame for them that a guy living in a very small country in the South Pacific would know more about their history than they do!

But I want to freely acknowledge the multitude of faithful Calvinist Christians in the USA who know their history and honour their founding fathers for having the faith and determination to make their country a beacon for Christian faith, and by doing so, have created a nation well known for good Christian ministry and outreach around the world.

approvedA++- we agree. Strong arguments all around. We wish we could kick out all the non–Calvinists from our Great Country holding True to our Constitution’s principle of religious liberty for all. We also agree that those who go against Calvinism are unConstitutional as our Constitution gives us the right to Free Speech. It is a shame that so many Americans are not Calvinist as that’s simply unConstitutional! If only they would follow our Great Calvinist Founding Fathers like Thomas Jefferson author of our Declaration of Independence who said: “His [Calvin’s] religion was demonism. If ever man worshiped a false God, he did. The being described in his five points is … a demon of malignant spirit. It would be more pardonable to believe in no God at all, than to blaspheme him by the atrocious attributes of Calvin.” “Calvinism has introduced into the Christian religion more new obscenities than its leader had purged it of old ones.

Dissertation accepted

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Truth-Busters!

November 27, 2019

“When there’s a truth to be busted… who you gonna call?”

Introducing our newest film of Discernmentalized proportions Truth-Busters from GOIP Productions starring the Online Discernmentalist Mafia’s very own Truthslayer and our recent ODMU graduate

It’s gonna be tough measuring the “size of the problem” when there are thought-criminals like me who recognize that “hate crime” is nothing more than naked thought-policing. It is 100% politically motivated; it’s meant to silence dissent; and, while it has largely been successful, it has exposed the escalating Bolshevization of the Left, through both corrupted formerly credible organizations like SPLC, ADL and ACLU (all of which are now just as hysterical and partisan as the laughable John Birch Society) and hyperpartisan propaganda outlets, like Religion News Service. Meanwhile, with rightwing extremism kept in check by “watchdogs” like the aforementioned, leftwing exremism is, by comparison, allowed to flourish, so that it manifests itself all the way up to the tippy-top, with unchecked radicals in Congress proposing ridiculously out-of-touch policy positions not in alignment with more than a fraction of the country. And if these zealots on the left won’t even listen to their popular predecessor Barack Obama, why should they listen to all the other indicators that tell them they’re the ones losing their minds? Instead they cling to willful fictions like “mah hate speech”!

Oh, and Heather Heyer was looking for a fight. She got one. Her aggressor deserves to go to prison for his awful behavior, but Team Heather was just as bellicose and ideologically possessed. They are not good people. Both sides.

Truthslayer rallies the pack using his newly invented Most Obvious Right-wing Oxydizing Necrons (MORON)-Packs to put down the ghost of Shane Claiborne’s lost dog Stoner and Whiner. Later (in a cameo) El Sandi joins the team as the Truth-Busters‘ secretary. El Sandi answers a call about a perceived hate-crime (which turns out to be a prank from an escaped Whiner): “”and I know how devastating it can be to feel like you don’t even have the dignity of being a hate crime statistic.” If that is one’s focus after what they consider a hate crime, perhaps they overreacted? If you want to get beyond the “epidemic of hate” then quit looking for it. You taught your daughter to disrespect people in authority doing their jobs, don’t teach her to look for problems where there may be none, except in your insecurities. Hate is in the eye of the beholder – it is relative…good day Whiner.”

In the climax of the film the Stay Put Know-Your-Place Man a golem of the Status Quo accused of being an Antifa phantom begins to terrorize the Truth-Busters leading Lauren to exclaim: “Yes, I draw the same conclusion about the eminent threat of left-wing terrorism (or alt-left-adjacent attacks) every time there’s a new clip on YouTube of “the knockout game”. It’s really the best way to navigate through life.” In the end the Truth-Busters take down Stay Put and contain the Emergent Red-Letter Christian hordes in their Emergent Red-Letter Christian Organizers (ERCO) Containment Unit causing an environmental disaster on a Biblical scale. The end?

 

“El Presidente Exempt from Divorcees Unfaithful to the Lord” El Sandi says

November 19, 2019

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“fathered six children and worked as director of a Chabad House in Jerusalem’s Old City before coming to terms with long-simmering gender dysphoria, becoming a woman and undergoing surgery” If he couldn’t remain faithful to a wife and 6 kids – who one can see – how is he going to remain faithful to the Lord – who one cannot see ( )

That’s right divorcees are unfaithful to the Lord—however our thrice-divorced and remarried President is exempt as ElSandi has said Trump is the most faithful to the Lord President she’s ever seen in her lifetime. ElSandi has long promoted herself as a Bible-thumping, social conservative Discernmentalist and fundamentalist so has quickly discernmentalized that Trump’s divorces are to blame on sinister forces noting that Obama and Satan bear most of the blame.

Pat Robertson agrees: “When Trump came forward as a family values loving, praying man he came under spiritual attack,” said Robertson on “The 700 Club.” “This is the work of Satan, he is the enemy of all Christians. He doesn’t want to see us happy.”

“Obama never got over how Trump has beaten him as the Best Greatest Make America Great President Ever, so I bet he had some of his witch doctor friends attack him,” said Jill Swain, a Trump fan and QAnon follower.

Days Of ElSandi’s Lies

November 11, 2019

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A GOIP and ODMafia co-production—what Christian Research Network describes as “the Greatest Soap Opera of our Times!” In it ElSandi begins discernmentalizing all and correcting them with her lies Discernmentalist Truth such as:

” When evangelical Christians talk about religious liberty, they mean it for everyone but Muslims. ” There are more cults than just muslim”“Women standing with women. That’s what I wanted to see,” she explained in “Same God.”” Except it is not the same God. Jesus doesn’t suggest that people kill Jews or Christians, or homosexuals, or people who leave the cult,

“It also remains a flashpoint for those who call the hijab oppressive or religiously unnecessary, pointing to the societies where modest dressing is forced.” – or FGM is practiced

How dare anyone suggest muslimen and Christians worship the same God—don’t they know that Allah is Arabic for God? Don’t they know that God (Allah) is the God of Abraham the Father of many nations? Don’t they know that Allah in the Bible Quran commanded gays to be stoned to death in Leviticus 20:13? And that Jesus Allah commands those that refuse to worship Him as King be put to death before Him in Luke 19:27? Or that only Muslims practice FGM like the Copts and Beta Israel? Find out the Discernmentalist Truth about these and much much more in Days Of ElSandi’s Lies!

We Should Endorse Sports Teams from our Pulpits

November 4, 2019

73 BC: The early days of product endorsement.

Recently the sinfully quasi-universalist heretically ecumenical liberal mecca of all things apostate NY passed a law upholding the myth of separation of church and state therefore violating our free speech to endorse all things worldly and culturally–driven from our pulpits. In fact we’re disgusted by this unbiblical law as this leaves apostates to pull for sinful sports teams against our CLEAR TEACHINGS ie soccer which is the gateway sport to socialism as Caliban a previous commenter on our Blog noted:

Caliban Says:
I think we should also lobby to endorse sports teams from the pulpit so that we can preach the full, complete and unvarnished Truth® of the Gospel of God’s wrath based on God’s Holy Word. Just think aBOut it? I mean some sports teams don’t line up with our political Christian values, and we have a duty to warn our congregations about where sports teams stand on our “Important” issues. Say like any sports team from canada we shouldn’t endorse, because all canadians are apostate socialist terrorist-enabling commie fags. We should also hold all accountable to our endorsements and excommunicate any member who heeds our warnings and doesn’t pull for the sports teams that we endorse.

And Arthur and I agreed: Good idea Caliban! I’m sure my fellow Discernmentalist Arthur McJohn would agree—he would also move to forbid any endorsement of soccer teams since illegal immigrants worship that Communist sport. American Football teams are a’ok however—as long as they support the GOIP Republican agenda and their coaches pray before games we should be Free to endorse sports teams all we like. Basketball teams are fine too—especially if they are teams that John MacArthur (P. B.U. H.) pulls for.

Arthur replied: “Yes, basketball would be the best because it has no roots in other heathen sports. (RealAmerican) Football is good also, and very manly, but it is a little similar to Rugby (damned anglican game).”

Just like how Saint Paul endorsed gladiators in his ministry and called down God’s Wrath upon all those who didn’t support the gladiator he supported or how Saint John the Revelator endorsed Nero Caesar!

Finally Someone Who Truly Understands The True Discernmentalist Gospel Of Our Pure Doctrines

November 2, 2019

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I can’t wait to see you burn in Hell

1 Name: Pastor Deacon Fred : 2007-08-03 22:08 ID:+mgLxGMM

As many of you already realize, modern Christianity has fallen victim to the global sissification of the Gospel. The Devil has been spending the last 2,000 years either touching up or completely destroying old photographs of Jesus with the intention of making His existence debatable. Satan has done this by using an elite army of cave-dwelling, semi-visible demons I believe are called, Dingle Berries. Demon hunter, Mitch Walker has actually had the uncomfortable experience of removing one of these tiny creatures from the rectum of a possessed New Orleans cocktail waitress who died during the procedure. So we know they are there.

Friends, people look at us and laugh. Did you know that? They actually find Fundamentalist Baptists humorous. They think we are old-fashioned, and that we make up stories about Hell to scare people. It is very upsetting to have someone laugh in your face when you are trying to explain to them that if they dont return Christ;s love and accept Him as their personal savior that they are going to be tortured and have all of the flesh burnt off their body every day for all of eternity in a literal lake of fire. So upsetting in fact, that when witnessing to an unsaved Lutheran the other day, I responded to his laughter by saying, “I can;t wait to see you burn in Hell!” He was taken aback, and quite shocked. I used this opportunity to witness even more. I said, “You wont be laughing when you see demons using your testicles as ping-pong balls.” I lit into him about how Lutherans are spitting in the face of Christ by baptizing babies who don;t even know how to say their mommas name. I told him that I was never going to share the gospel with him again. “I have been sharing the gospel with you for nearly 15 years,” I said. “There are others out there who don;t even get to hear it 1,000 times.” Then I explained to him that I would be the one laughing at him when he was burning in Hell. “I can;t wait to see the look of surprise on your face as Jesus drop-kicks you off the cliff of glory into the lake of fire!” I exclaimed.

After leaving the conversation, it dawned on me that I was actually expressing the way I really felt. Even before Lutherans and all other unsaved trash wind up roasting in Hell, God has promised colorful violence and torture for them, come Judgment Day. God will use fire, plagues and beasts to kill them, and what did he say good Christians like us will do in the meantime? We “shall rejoice over them, and make merry, and shall send gifts to one another” (Revelation 11:10). Well, I don;t think Jesus will mind me getting a head start on the celebration. Since I am filled with the Holy Spirit and Jesus lives inside of my left ventricle, I was actually expressing the way He felt to that Hellbound Lutheran! Praise God!

I began to think about the crucifixion, and wondered if folks were laughing at Jesus while he hung up there on the cross, committing suicide for their salvation. I am sure they were laughing. One of them was even so angry, he stabbed him. The Bible tells us that Jewish folks spit on Him. Friends, it is time for us to realize that Jesus died, was buried and then rose up from the dead. He didn;t rise like a drugged up Haitian zombie! No! He rose up in glory! There were not no voodoo-hoodoo goin on when Jesus crawled out of his grave! — now, where was I? — ah, yes, FALSE CHRISTIANS! You have fallen victim to the global sissification of the Gospel and try to keep the facts about Hell a secret! Well, it;s no secret to this congregation! There is a Hell, and it is a hot place, and everyone who never heard of Jesus, or anyone who has and laughed, will be going there. That is more than a kettle full of mockers. That is everyone who was ever born on the face of this planet, with the possible exception of me and you.

You can do what Jesus says, and turn the other cheek. I do it. I turn the other cheek, let the person slap me and then light into him like a prize-figher. I aint up on no cross, folks. I am down here in it! I will not take it when someone laughs at my beliefs. The Lord already took it for me. If I can not get a punch in, I make sure they hear the words, “I can;t wait to see you burn in Hell.” Let those words ring in their ears until the day they die. And when they are being sodomized by 12-foot demons on the desolate bone-riddled beaches of the lake of fire, might they then look up and see Jesus, and a little man they once met, standing by His side, trying to hold back my laughter.

2 Name: Anonymous : 2007-08-03 22:34 ID:h4uLolVF

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>”I can;t wait to see the look of surprise on your face as Jesus drop-kicks you off the cliff of glory into the lake of fire!” I exclaimed.

That was really funny.

Seriously though, God gave us free will to accept Him or not.

 

Applying Conservative Secular American Culture to the Bible

November 1, 2019

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So many Christians do not know how to understand the Bible, they use the secular culture and their feelings to apply Scripture to life. This is why a revival is needed. Truly a call of back to the whole Bible! Praying 🙏🏻 for revival, will you pray too?

Like how we use secular culture aka the 2nd Amendment to explain away Christ’s command to turn the other cheek and lay down our weapons. Or how we use our feelings and emotions to apply to the Bible to oppose abortion yet remain pro-war and pro-death penalty but still call ourselves pro-life. Or how we use the secular culture of capitalism to condemn the poor and social justice even-though Christ sends away the rich empty handed such as:

Battle cry for Christians today:
THE BIBLE INTERPRETS THE CULTURE, THE CULTURE DOES NOT INTERPRET THE BIBLE.
Classical Marxism should never be used to interpret Scripture. What is Classical Marxism? It is the Social Justice Movement.

Or how we use our feelings; emotions; patriotism and secular culture to insist that 2 Chronicles 7:14 applies to America instead of the Israel of 400-250 BC for whom it was written. Or how we use our feelings and secular culture to apply to Romans 13.. Or how we appeal to the secular culture of patriotism to desecrate God’s Altar with the secular symbol of our flag. Or how we call for revivals despite their origins in secular American culture not the Bible. Our American Gospel from the whole Patriot Bible!

The ironic thing is, I would venture to say, that just about everyone in the audience in that recent John MacArthur video (PBUI) practices the same exact thing. That is the American way. Phil Johnson lambasted the entire audience present in the same breath that he piled on Beth Moore. They just didn’t get it – or perhaps they did and it created an uncomfortable moment.

Its also the Bible-believing Discernmentalist way—-help us help others by putting America First!

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