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LibertAryan GOIP Fundamentals!

November 17, 2019

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Yes means no and no means no…means no no yes to no…blah blah. Our LibertAryan fundementals:

“Good question! Everyone sure seemed to think Dr. Christine Blasey-Ford’s accusations were “sincere” and “credible”. At least, everyone in her tribe sure did.

As for the “type of country we want to live in”, I’d like to live in one where religious pluralism is encouraged and that includes all different types of Biblical hermeneutics.”

The most repulsive world I can think of is one that tries to dismiss religious fundamentals held for thousands of years–and still the mainstream even just a decade ago–as “twisted and flawed”. I mean, if you’re fixated on revolutionizing how we think of human coupling, how many more years of the “love is love” nonsense before you’re claiming we need to be more open-minded about bestiality? Or will start policing the sermons of conservative churches to make sure they’re “bigotry-free”? The adjective “Orwellian” gets bandied about a bit too much, but it seems fully applicable here.

Every attempt to compare discrimination against gay weddings toward discrimination against mixed-race weddings fails the litmus test. Nothing about a mixed race heterosexual wedding expands the definition of marriage, and no attempt to cite the Bible has passed the anti-discriminatory sniff test. The Booneville MS situation was the optimal outcome; the discriminator learned from her mistakes and it didn’t result in cancel culture. Something tells me, though, this will never be enough for the gay extremists who don’t just expect tolerance but complete validation of their behavior.

And I’m speaking as an atheist who supports gay marriages! I just think at some point they need to leave well enough alone. Let the Bible Belt states at least recognize their religious liberty. The gays can still get married in Mississippi; the state recognizes it and the Episcopal church would be happy to officiate. But most other churches should be free to say “hard pass”. You know, that whole “states rights” thing. Which probably makes me a racist. Oh well

Boycott Paul McCartney!

November 13, 2019

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We’re under attack—this time by Paul McCartney:

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McCartney is a pathetic aging liberal fraud. He made his millions on American dollars both in record sales and concerts. He takes everything American capitalism can offer but supports every liberal cause and politician while insulting our former great president Bush. If Obama had a shred of class, which he desperately lacks, he would have disavowed McCartney’s asinine comment. (Source: a raptured URL)

Boycott Paul McCartney for being too liberal against our doctrines. Boycott Macca for supporting capitalism but insulting W and therefore hurted our feelings. Thankfully none of our own support capitalism but insulted W:

Two important news stories broke this week that reveal that President Obama is building a worldview propaganda machine. This should be offensive to all Americans in both parties for many reasons that I will explain. However, I believe that it will not be offensive to enough Americans to make a difference because our nation’s citizens have largely lost the ability to use reason, logic, and context. To those who think I am only writing this article because Obama is a democrat, you are wrong. I was one of the first conservative talk show hosts to refer to George W. Bush as a socialist and a globalist. Both parties are destroying our country. (Source: Boycott Obama’s Worldview Propaganda Machine By Brannon Howse)

The Bush presidency is the largest disappointment in the history of the modern conservative movement. The Bush presidency was supposed to be the culmination of all the hard work conservatives had done. In 1994 the “Republican Revolution” in Congress and then the control of the executive branch by Bush gave this country the possibility of returning from big government liberal garbage to the sanity of the Constitution. Well we all know what happened. The “Republican revolution” was nothing more than an increase in the same old liberal big government garbage. They sold us out!

I had my feelings about President George W. Bush when he ran for his first term. I had uneasy feelings about his so called “compassionate conservatism”. It reminded me of his father’s slap in the face of the great Ronald Regan. After Regan served his second term, George Bush senior said we needed a “kinder and gentler nation”. That was a direct insinuation that somehow Regan was not kind or gentle. It was the uneasy feelings that I had about President George W. Bush that caused me not to vote for him. I voted third party instead. When it came time to choose between Bush and Kerry in the last presidential election, I voted for Bush (while holding my nose) since I knew there was a good possibility that the Supreme Court would open a few seats. I hoped that Bush would appoint good justices and it seems he did. I will give him credit for that at least.

Here is the problem; one can point to any president and come up with something that they did that was good (well almost any president). The real question is did that president move us closer or further away from the Constitution. Bush has been a disaster concerning the question. He along with the “Republican Revolution” congress moved us to bigger and bigger government with higher spending and the huge new prescription drug entitlement program, and centralizing education. Pork barrel spending and insane amounts of money spent in foreign aid in countries with corrupt governments. Bush tried to fight the Iraq war with political correctness instead of fighting the war as if it is a war. (Source: It’s Official – President Bush Has Lost His Mind!)

This is a warning to you Obama and Paul McCartney we’re boycotting you and we hope you feel hurted by it as you count your millions and laugh in our faces.

Days Of ElSandi’s Lies

November 11, 2019

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A GOIP and ODMafia co-production—what Christian Research Network describes as “the Greatest Soap Opera of our Times!” In it ElSandi begins discernmentalizing all and correcting them with her lies Discernmentalist Truth such as:

” When evangelical Christians talk about religious liberty, they mean it for everyone but Muslims. ” There are more cults than just muslim”“Women standing with women. That’s what I wanted to see,” she explained in “Same God.”” Except it is not the same God. Jesus doesn’t suggest that people kill Jews or Christians, or homosexuals, or people who leave the cult,

“It also remains a flashpoint for those who call the hijab oppressive or religiously unnecessary, pointing to the societies where modest dressing is forced.” – or FGM is practiced

How dare anyone suggest muslimen and Christians worship the same God—don’t they know that Allah is Arabic for God? Don’t they know that God (Allah) is the God of Abraham the Father of many nations? Don’t they know that Allah in the Bible Quran commanded gays to be stoned to death in Leviticus 20:13? And that Jesus Allah commands those that refuse to worship Him as King be put to death before Him in Luke 19:27? Or that only Muslims practice FGM like the Copts and Beta Israel? Find out the Discernmentalist Truth about these and much much more in Days Of ElSandi’s Lies!

Breaking Update: Sesame Street Scandal-Trump Body Count Saga

November 10, 2019

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Within hours of breaking the news scandal of the Trump-Henson Connection we received an anonymous email from this address AnonymousWakachickenHandsock@MOL.Com:

To Whomever it may concern,

I just read your article and wanted to drop a few more crumbs your way. Julie Kavner as you may know worked on the movie Dr. Doolittle which our company was involved with. It was a very funny movie…wakka wakka wakka… Anyways back to the point of this email—one of our Anonymous group brought this acrostic clue to our attention after reading your article. I thought I’d share this chart with you:

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John Doe’s chart from BS.Com

Signed, AnonymousWakaChickenHandsock

The ODMafia has further researchmentalized this chart and have traced it’s origins to one John Doe head contributor to BS.Com a subsidiary of InfoWars. We gathered further details from the page where AnonymousWakaChickenHandsock lifted the chart including the discovery of the acrostic: “Julie Kavner…hmmm Kushner…of course it all makes sense now…Kushner=Trump but what do the other letters mean? Lets parse them through our cryptogramometer.”

Further details emerged like the fact that Julie Kavner is the voice of Marge Simpson on The Simpsons another TV show that spent decades poking fun of Trump. Besides appearing in Dr. Doolittle alongside Garry Shandling one of the more recent victims on the Body Count. Will Julie be next? The Body Count list offers further insights:

BREAKING: Carrie Fisher?!

One of Carrie Fisher’s VERY LAST tweets before SHE DIED:

“TRUMP speaking his mind ISN’T REFRESHING, it’s APPALLING. Coca Cola is refreshing…”

BOOM! DEAD!

I WONDER IF THERE’S A CONNECTION…

TRUMP AND PEPSI COLLUSION CONFIRMED!

This connects to the Trump-Henson Conspiracy pointing to Julie being a future victim not just because she stars in The Simpsons but also because she starred alongside Carrie Fisher in This Is My Life:

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Kavner also worked alongside Carrie Fisher on Hannah And Her Sisters:

The “mysterious” Mr. N.F. Trof the supposed IV technician an accomplice in Jim Henson’s “suspicious” death by infection has yet to be discovered and is assumed to still be at large. However an anonymous comment left on BS.Com pointed out that one such training centers for IV techs in NY (Trump’s home state) is named ABC. Could this possibly be the ABC that Anonymous Muppet’s book An Anonymous Killing On Sesame Street: A-B-C 1-2-3 Someone Yuge Murdered The Maker Of Me cryptically refers to? Stay tuned for future updates!

Update: we left out an important link in the chain—on the day Carrie Fisher was killed from a “mysterious” heart condition an Anonymous comment was left on a Muppet forum: ” it looks like earlier today, PBS aired the episode of Sesame Street with the Star Wars parody. How’s that for a coincidence?” Were they pointing the finger to the Trump-Henson Conspiracy? Consider this: Jim Henson’s Muppet Show also featured Carrie Fisher connections…

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Shocking Expose: Trump Body Count on Sesame Street exposed-allegedly had Jim Henson creator of The Muppets killed by infection

November 9, 2019

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The “Clinton body count” is laughably stupid no matter how one looks at it. To believe the claims, one must accept that the Clintons are hyper-competent criminal masterminds who were able to arrange dozens of murders and cover them up perfectly. One must accept that Bill Clinton was able to suppress any evidence, leaks, or whistleblowers despite having proven that he was unable to lie effectively about a simple blowjob. (Source)

 

THE GRUMP-HENSON CONSPIRACY & COVER UP

Anonymous Handsock: Muppet Matters: September 29, 2019 (Sesame Street)-  “Falsehood flies, and the Truth comes limping after it; so that when Men come to be undeceiv’d, it is too late; the Jest is over, and the Tale has had its Effect…”Jonathan Swift, 1710. This post is brought to you by the letters: capital Q for QAnon; small letter t for total nonsense and the number 1 for 1 big fat lie…ah ah ah….

A NEW TELL-ALL BOOK BREAKS WIND OF AN ALLEGED CONSPIRACY AND SECRET COVER UP

A new tell-all book written by an anonymous insider source known simply by the pseudonym: Anonymous Muppet—anonymously reviewed by an anonymous source on an anonymous website that remains anonymous (BS.Com a subsidiary of InfoWars)— brought this secret conspiracy to our attention. Anonymous’ book simply entitled An Anonymous Killing On Sesame Street: A-B-C 1-2-3 Someone Yuge Murdered The Maker Of Me cryptically alleges that Donald Trump alias Ronald Grump had Jim Henson put to death by natural infection out of revenge for Henson’s involvement with PBS’ show Sesame Street that mocked him for decades. Q: if Trump said he could get away with killing someone in NY—why not Sesame Street? A: Anonymous Muppet aims to show the “facts” on this secret cover up in his anonymously written book.

CRYPTIC CLUES REVEALED

Some of these alleged cryptic clues collected from various anonymous sources (so their reliability is unquestionable) include:

  • Grump: death be thy name
  • An alleged upside down Q and RGDTKJH made out in certain lighting on Oscar the Grouch’s trashcan
  • Pizza was found among Oscar’s garbage
  • Look at the Tower as in Grump Towers
  • Supposedly Ronald Grump admits to the fact that he (G/Trump) did it
  • Also there’s an anonymous clue on a hidden sign in the Sesame Street film Follow That Bird
  • Trump is allegedly anti-Henson

Q:Why was pizza found on the set of a children’s TV show? A: This must have something to do with Pizzagate.

FOLLOW THE BREAD CRUMBS: UNRAVELING THE LINKS IN THE CHAIN

Other alleged clues are the fact that “in 1969 (when Trump dodged the draft), Henson joined the children’s educational television program Sesame Street where he helped to develop characters for the series” (as already mentioned). But also the fact that Jim Henson’s death was “highly suspicious” as he “died from pneumonia at age 53 on May 16, 1990, just over 20 hours after being admitted to New York Hospital. Dr. David Gelmont announced that Henson had died from Pneumonia.[8] However, he confirmed on May 29 that Henson’s immediate cause of death was organ dysfunction resulting from streptococcal toxic shock syndrome.” Q: Why the change in Henson’s cause of death a mere 13 days later? A: There must have been a conspiracy and secret cover up. Toxic shock syndrome is abbreviated T.S.S. which is clearly code-word for Trump succeeded successfully. Also Swamps are full of toxic substances. Trump is known for his buzz phrase: “Drain the Swamp.” Q: Was Henson part of the Swamp Trump is referring to? A: See link: Here. Ronald Grump (Trump) just so happens to be a native of NY where Jim Henson “mysteriously died” from an infection. Q: Why did Henson die in the native home of Trump? A: This can’t be a mere coincidence!

A MORE RECENT CONNECTION

Anonymous Muppet has also connected this conspiracy and alleged cover up to a wider Trump Body Count both on Sesame Street itself and elsewhere. He argues that not only did Grump directly cause the deaths of several Sesame Street residents through eviction threats (funding cuts) but also alleges that several Muppets have disappeared under “mysterious” circumstances as well. Supposedly some were on set; near or behind the scenes during the filming of some of Grump’s episodes allegedly. Q: what possible reason could these characters have disappeared after being on the show so long? A: “X character was retired due to a ‘mysterious’ death.” He also found a more recent link in the trail so to speak–in 2016 2 months before the anniversary of Henson’s “mysterious” death:

Garry Shandling — who ATTACKED the size of Trump’s lower trump was found dead of a “mysterious” heart condition. The doctor “REPEATEDLY REFUSED” to sign the death certificate — because he has no idea why Shandling died! Trump is WELL KNOWN to have THIN SKIN! DID SHANDLING GO TOO FAR???

Q: How does this connect to the secret conspiracy to cover up the “real” reason for Jim Henson’s “mysterious” death? A: “Garry Shandling (1949-2016) was an actor and comedian. He performed the voice of a pigeon (opposite Julie Kavner) in the 1998 film Dr. Dolittle which features animals provided by Jim Henson’s Creature Shop.” (Source) An anonymous source told Anonymous Muppet that Shandling was about to break “Big News” about the Trump-Henson connection when he suddenly died of that “mysterious” heart condition. Q: So does this mean Donald Trump alias Ronald Grump really had Jim Henson killed out of revenge for Sesame Street mocking him for decades? Just look at the trail of body-bags. A: “This conspiracy is old. It seems to have begun in 1993 with a list compiled by Guy Smiley’s cousin Gal Frowney, a pro-tabloid hack, which was titled “The Trump Body Count: Coincidence or the Kiss of Death?”[2][3] Frowney admitted that she had no evidence whatsoever that Grump/Trump was guilty of any wrongdoing…”

The gullible rarely believe they are gullible and the closed-minded don’t believe they are closed-minded. (Source)

 

—Blog post article reprinted in it’s entirety from ANonymous Handsocks R Us a subsection of BS.Com a subsidiary of InfoWars.

 

Education Ruins Lives: Let Our Ignorance Take Over Instead!

November 9, 2019

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A note on our plans to take over your towns with ODMafiaUs coming yesterday everywhere:

Sounds like this Wilson guy is trying to do to a college town what the Left has already successfully achieved in 90% of the nation’s universities.

I don’t think he’ll succeed and I don’t want him to. Let left-leaning college towns do their thing and assert their status as a minority in a majority culture (red Idaho). Just as we should allow conservative groups–a minority in a majority culture–do their thing in Universities. But all too often the liberal wolves elect to dine on the conservative sheep. It’s just as unconscionable when the political tables get turned.

That said, he does have a few cultural indicators that work in his favor: namely, a) conservatives have much, much higher birth rates than progressives and will pass their values on to their progeny; b) universities both public and private are struggling from reduced enrollment and a declining perception among the public that the education they offer is worth the steep price tag. Neither of these will make much of a dent in Moscow: after all, U of I is the flagship school and isn’t likely to go anywhere soon, even when many smaller liberal arts schools and public school satellite campuses are failing.

But even if Wilson loses this battle, he might still win the war. And yes, it is a war. The only way demographics help the progressives is if they keep promoting unrestricted immigration and keep indoctrinating young minds. But most Americans don’t take a shine to the former any more than they do in UK, Poland, Sweden, Netherlands, France, &c, and increasingly Americans are growing weary of the rampant left wing bias in university culture, so they opt not to donate to their alma maters and vote politicians in who cut the budget of the state schools.

So we can expect a lot more of the “religious nutters” in the days ahead. It’s gonna get spicy.

Correct–the left hasn’t taken over all of academia…only 96% of it. And while there are still no doubt some faculty who are not sympathetic to Marxism, they are cowed into submission by the borg-like mindvirus that shames them and threatens them with ridicule, sexual assault allegations, or even physical violence (hard to fire someone with tenure) if they dare dissent. We all saw what happened to Bret Weinstein at Evergreen two years ago…and he was still basically a leftist.

Fortunately, self-correction is starting to occur, as the marginal little liberal arts colleges are already collapsing (the fourth one in Vermont in 2019 alone–Marlboro College–just announced absorption by Emerson College out of Boston) and soon it will bubble upward to the Oberlin group…a bunch of highly competitive, formerly reputable schools who are mostly ideologically rigid, suffering stagnant or declining enrollment, and those with puny endowments are already rated by Moody’s junk bond status.

Higher ed is about to go the same direction as the legacy media. Too bad so sad. I’ll be interested in hearing your predictable rebuttal and attempt to downplay this. Those “right-wing grievances” are a major factor in diminished enrollment, declining alumni donations, and legislatures facing little backlash when they cut funding for the state university system. While they’re not the only factor–declining birth rates and negative word of mouth about the low ROI of higher ed is huge–it’s not getting better, because our universities keep getting more orthodoxical. And crappier.

I don’t believe this kooky pastor should try to revolutionize Moscow, ID. But he’s welcome to try–provided he abides by the laws we have in place and respects other people’s First Amendment freedoms. But chances are he’ll compete with other nutters who have slightly different but equally dogmatic views. And he’ll also compete with the Holy Gospel of the nu-Left, which is far, FAR more perfervid in 2019. Speaking of which, what do you plan to do to fight these religious nutters that you hate so much? Which do you prefer–gulags or bike locks? Or will you try the civilized, classical liberal approach of reasoned debate? That doesn’t seem all that popular these days…

We reccommend ODMafiaU for all your edumacation needs as we donts needs no buklurnin here nor to be challenged so let us do all the thinking for you. Let us keep you misinformed as ignorance is our strength–its the Discernmentalist way!

One final quote from 3567’s Valedictory speaks by Lauren Betrand one of our recent gradumates:

ROWR! Such fire and fury! What a relief! A college student spewing college student-y things!

You understand so much better than I do. After all, I only base my observations on direct video footage. And you might ask Bret Weinstein or Allison Stanger about their experience with leftwing censorship. They’re hardly rightists but they’d probably come to a different conclusion than you and your WaPo article (Breitbart for leftists).

How many fire alarms did you pull last year at your school? How many flyers did you rip off the walls? And you expect me to believe WaPo (“Democracy dies in wokeness”) has an honest stake in the matter? It’s essentially the media equivalent of higher ed. Overcapitalized stinky cheese…junk food for snooty grown-ups.

In fairness, I remember the chief incident described in the tabloid you cited. The students in question–the book-burners–behaved crudely and immaturely and squandered their chance to confront the professor’s genteel racism as a result. It only bespeaks what a joke of a publication the Post is, though, that they fixated on this, when leftwing student censorship of conservatives is a daily occurrence. And I am not a conservative nor ever affiliated with a conservative group in college. But they get quashed by the Leftwing Outrage Mob on a daily basis.

It must be so frustrating to you that we wrongthinkers remain more convinced than ever that higher ed is incurably poisoned, churning out nothing more than ideologically possessed agitators with heaps of debt that they want society to pay for them. If you have the intellectual insight you’ve shown from your post, then the indoctrination camps have worked wonders on you. Unfortunately, it probably also means that your diploma won’t be worth the paper it’s printed on. Oh well–you can always Feel the Bern! He’ll cancel all your debts! Stay woke.

Yep, a complete ideologue. They taught you well!

“Anyone who doesn’t agree with me is a fascist.” – The Left in 2019. Concentration camps only exist in the addled brains of possessed creatures like AOC and her twittercult. It is as big of a fiction as Jeffrey Epstein’s. The media lies (or, more accurately, deliberately hides the truth) for political purposes and 70% of the country has figured this out. That’s why they’re laying off “journalists” left and right.

So glad higher ed is also on the brink of collapse. Exactly what it deserves. Bankruptcy is the only thing that will get it to reform, and even then, it’ll only happen after many, many schools fail–not just a handful of schools in Vermont. And a dozen schools can rise up, like phoenixes from the ashes, and resume something most schools haven’t done in quite some time: genuine intellectual inquiry that rules out NO moral foundations.

Hundreds of ’em!

However, a few dozen are coming of age, and I’m not pushing college on them. (That’s up to them to decide, and I sure am not going to help pay for it more than the pittance that I can afford.) As a result, they’ll probably all end up being stupid as adults and voting Republican. And then having tons of little Republican sprogs.

This Week in Things We Blame on the Gays

November 5, 2019

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Last week, confronted with criminal charges of having repeatedly raped a teenage girl, the Rev. Bryan Fulwider killed himself while out on bail. At the time of the alleged offenses, he was senior pastor at First Congregational Church of Winter Park, Florida.

I’ve just looked at the website for the covering “church” associated with this individual.
I’ve never seen a “church” interested in teaching people about “sexuality” before……sad – no wonder so many people are leaving these immoral institutions.
Next, if the man is guilty of the charges this woman asserts, he not only hurt her. She is not his only victim. The homosexuals who attended the assembly and were lied to that they were not sinning and what they did is appropriate are also victims of this man and the assembly he represents. Do these people hate homosexuals so badly that they want to see they and themselves cursed and in Hell?
“For the time is coming when people will not endure sound teaching, but having itching ears they will accumulate for themselves teachers to suit their own passions,” 2 Timothy 4:3
The church’s job is to teach Christ and Him crucified, not that immorality is appropriate.

Here is the clearest proof yet of the horrors of the gay agenda with all their clinical obsession with homosexuality. In fact we Discernmentalists know that monogamous and consenting gay people are guilty by association with adults who molest children including those men who molest and rape girls as ElSandi has also stated:

What has that to do with our discussion? Homosexuals show more in crimes of child sexual abuse, but we are not discussing that. Would you like to? (edit) Why do you have difficulty seeing that the man hurt more people than mentioned in the article? nope. “Careful studies indicate that cases of paedophilia occur with more frequency amongst same-sex couples than heterosexual couples. Although the homosexual community comprises a tiny minority of the population, this minority is responsible for one-third of all cases of child molestation in the US.[26] According to a Senior Fellow for cultural studies at the Family Research Council, Dr. Timothy J. Dailey, ‘the evidence indicates that both homosexuality and paedophilia are intersecting categories that include many different kinds of sexual behaviour’.”[27] https://quadrant.org.au/opi… His church lies to homosexuals – look it up for yourself… Which has everything to do with his alleged crimes. He is hurting innocent people with what his assembly teaches, if you aren’t too silly to realize that. He is patting homosexuals on the behind as he directs them toward Hell, showing more of a capacity for impropriety. Use your brain, Psi

We Should Endorse Sports Teams from our Pulpits

November 4, 2019

73 BC: The early days of product endorsement.

Recently the sinfully quasi-universalist heretically ecumenical liberal mecca of all things apostate NY passed a law upholding the myth of separation of church and state therefore violating our free speech to endorse all things worldly and culturally–driven from our pulpits. In fact we’re disgusted by this unbiblical law as this leaves apostates to pull for sinful sports teams against our CLEAR TEACHINGS ie soccer which is the gateway sport to socialism as Caliban a previous commenter on our Blog noted:

Caliban Says:
I think we should also lobby to endorse sports teams from the pulpit so that we can preach the full, complete and unvarnished Truth® of the Gospel of God’s wrath based on God’s Holy Word. Just think aBOut it? I mean some sports teams don’t line up with our political Christian values, and we have a duty to warn our congregations about where sports teams stand on our “Important” issues. Say like any sports team from canada we shouldn’t endorse, because all canadians are apostate socialist terrorist-enabling commie fags. We should also hold all accountable to our endorsements and excommunicate any member who heeds our warnings and doesn’t pull for the sports teams that we endorse.

And Arthur and I agreed: Good idea Caliban! I’m sure my fellow Discernmentalist Arthur McJohn would agree—he would also move to forbid any endorsement of soccer teams since illegal immigrants worship that Communist sport. American Football teams are a’ok however—as long as they support the GOIP Republican agenda and their coaches pray before games we should be Free to endorse sports teams all we like. Basketball teams are fine too—especially if they are teams that John MacArthur (P. B.U. H.) pulls for.

Arthur replied: “Yes, basketball would be the best because it has no roots in other heathen sports. (RealAmerican) Football is good also, and very manly, but it is a little similar to Rugby (damned anglican game).”

Just like how Saint Paul endorsed gladiators in his ministry and called down God’s Wrath upon all those who didn’t support the gladiator he supported or how Saint John the Revelator endorsed Nero Caesar!

Finally Someone Who Truly Understands The True Discernmentalist Gospel Of Our Pure Doctrines

November 2, 2019

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I can’t wait to see you burn in Hell

1 Name: Pastor Deacon Fred : 2007-08-03 22:08 ID:+mgLxGMM

As many of you already realize, modern Christianity has fallen victim to the global sissification of the Gospel. The Devil has been spending the last 2,000 years either touching up or completely destroying old photographs of Jesus with the intention of making His existence debatable. Satan has done this by using an elite army of cave-dwelling, semi-visible demons I believe are called, Dingle Berries. Demon hunter, Mitch Walker has actually had the uncomfortable experience of removing one of these tiny creatures from the rectum of a possessed New Orleans cocktail waitress who died during the procedure. So we know they are there.

Friends, people look at us and laugh. Did you know that? They actually find Fundamentalist Baptists humorous. They think we are old-fashioned, and that we make up stories about Hell to scare people. It is very upsetting to have someone laugh in your face when you are trying to explain to them that if they dont return Christ;s love and accept Him as their personal savior that they are going to be tortured and have all of the flesh burnt off their body every day for all of eternity in a literal lake of fire. So upsetting in fact, that when witnessing to an unsaved Lutheran the other day, I responded to his laughter by saying, “I can;t wait to see you burn in Hell!” He was taken aback, and quite shocked. I used this opportunity to witness even more. I said, “You wont be laughing when you see demons using your testicles as ping-pong balls.” I lit into him about how Lutherans are spitting in the face of Christ by baptizing babies who don;t even know how to say their mommas name. I told him that I was never going to share the gospel with him again. “I have been sharing the gospel with you for nearly 15 years,” I said. “There are others out there who don;t even get to hear it 1,000 times.” Then I explained to him that I would be the one laughing at him when he was burning in Hell. “I can;t wait to see the look of surprise on your face as Jesus drop-kicks you off the cliff of glory into the lake of fire!” I exclaimed.

After leaving the conversation, it dawned on me that I was actually expressing the way I really felt. Even before Lutherans and all other unsaved trash wind up roasting in Hell, God has promised colorful violence and torture for them, come Judgment Day. God will use fire, plagues and beasts to kill them, and what did he say good Christians like us will do in the meantime? We “shall rejoice over them, and make merry, and shall send gifts to one another” (Revelation 11:10). Well, I don;t think Jesus will mind me getting a head start on the celebration. Since I am filled with the Holy Spirit and Jesus lives inside of my left ventricle, I was actually expressing the way He felt to that Hellbound Lutheran! Praise God!

I began to think about the crucifixion, and wondered if folks were laughing at Jesus while he hung up there on the cross, committing suicide for their salvation. I am sure they were laughing. One of them was even so angry, he stabbed him. The Bible tells us that Jewish folks spit on Him. Friends, it is time for us to realize that Jesus died, was buried and then rose up from the dead. He didn;t rise like a drugged up Haitian zombie! No! He rose up in glory! There were not no voodoo-hoodoo goin on when Jesus crawled out of his grave! — now, where was I? — ah, yes, FALSE CHRISTIANS! You have fallen victim to the global sissification of the Gospel and try to keep the facts about Hell a secret! Well, it;s no secret to this congregation! There is a Hell, and it is a hot place, and everyone who never heard of Jesus, or anyone who has and laughed, will be going there. That is more than a kettle full of mockers. That is everyone who was ever born on the face of this planet, with the possible exception of me and you.

You can do what Jesus says, and turn the other cheek. I do it. I turn the other cheek, let the person slap me and then light into him like a prize-figher. I aint up on no cross, folks. I am down here in it! I will not take it when someone laughs at my beliefs. The Lord already took it for me. If I can not get a punch in, I make sure they hear the words, “I can;t wait to see you burn in Hell.” Let those words ring in their ears until the day they die. And when they are being sodomized by 12-foot demons on the desolate bone-riddled beaches of the lake of fire, might they then look up and see Jesus, and a little man they once met, standing by His side, trying to hold back my laughter.

2 Name: Anonymous : 2007-08-03 22:34 ID:h4uLolVF

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>”I can;t wait to see the look of surprise on your face as Jesus drop-kicks you off the cliff of glory into the lake of fire!” I exclaimed.

That was really funny.

Seriously though, God gave us free will to accept Him or not.

 

Applying Conservative Secular American Culture to the Bible

November 1, 2019

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So many Christians do not know how to understand the Bible, they use the secular culture and their feelings to apply Scripture to life. This is why a revival is needed. Truly a call of back to the whole Bible! Praying 🙏🏻 for revival, will you pray too?

Like how we use secular culture aka the 2nd Amendment to explain away Christ’s command to turn the other cheek and lay down our weapons. Or how we use our feelings and emotions to apply to the Bible to oppose abortion yet remain pro-war and pro-death penalty but still call ourselves pro-life. Or how we use the secular culture of capitalism to condemn the poor and social justice even-though Christ sends away the rich empty handed such as:

Battle cry for Christians today:
THE BIBLE INTERPRETS THE CULTURE, THE CULTURE DOES NOT INTERPRET THE BIBLE.
Classical Marxism should never be used to interpret Scripture. What is Classical Marxism? It is the Social Justice Movement.

Or how we use our feelings; emotions; patriotism and secular culture to insist that 2 Chronicles 7:14 applies to America instead of the Israel of 400-250 BC for whom it was written. Or how we use our feelings and secular culture to apply to Romans 13.. Or how we appeal to the secular culture of patriotism to desecrate God’s Altar with the secular symbol of our flag. Or how we call for revivals despite their origins in secular American culture not the Bible. Our American Gospel from the whole Patriot Bible!

The ironic thing is, I would venture to say, that just about everyone in the audience in that recent John MacArthur video (PBUI) practices the same exact thing. That is the American way. Phil Johnson lambasted the entire audience present in the same breath that he piled on Beth Moore. They just didn’t get it – or perhaps they did and it created an uncomfortable moment.

Its also the Bible-believing Discernmentalist way—-help us help others by putting America First!

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