Archive for November, 2019

Hate Calvinism Hate America: America has a Calvinist Foundation

November 29, 2019

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USA Has a Calvinist Foundation

By Theocrat 4 Life submitted to ODMafia University in fulfillment of Doctoral Degree of Theocracy degree

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Thesis: “Americans who are against Calvinism are unConstitutional.”

i have discovered that the founding fathers of the United States of America were Calvinists. They wanted a free republic, separated from the British Crown which they saw as supporting religious systems that were totally inconsistent with their faith. The first Europeans to settle in the US were the Pilgrim Fathers who were devout Calvinists, and it is through their influence that made the US the great nation it is today. Any student of US History will see that as obvious.

Supporting Argument: “It is interesting that George Washington was Calvinist, and most of his officers were Presbyterian elders. King George actually blamed the Presbyterian Church for inciting the American Revolution! Some historians, especially the English ones, not supportive of Calvinism have deliberately left this out. Most of George Washington’s army were members of Presbyterian churches.

Actually, the Presbyterian Church was the strongest church organisation in the US at that time. The Anglicans were small and their clergy were appointed from England, and they took to their heels back to England as soon as the Revolution started.”

Main Body: John Wesley, the Methodist founder, actually preached against the American Revolution. The Methodist movement was also not very strong in the US at that time, and their ministers took off back to English as soon as the Revolution broke out.

Of course, the Roman Catholic church hated the American Revolution because of its Calvinist foundation, because they hated Calvinism anyhow and treated it as a blasphemous heresy; and of course that church was backing the Spanish who had aspirations of controlling the whole country.

if the American Revolution did not happen, the whole of the US would have been controlled by Spain and would have adopted the religious system that was its foundation.

People who are Calvinist are motivated by conviction, principle and the authority of Scripture. They believe that the foundation for their salvation is that their names are written in God’s Book of Life.

Methodists (Arminians) are motivated by emotion, and make personal faith the foundation of salvation. It can be argued that this is a salvation by works and therefore not salvation as the Apostle Paul understood it.

Concluding Argument: Because the foundations of the United States of America are built on conviction and principle, and the founding fathers who wrote the Constitution were Calvinist Presbyterians, then those who live in the USA who rail against Calvinists and ridicule them may not be acting true to their own Constitution or the faith of their founding fathers. And it would be a shame for them that a guy living in a very small country in the South Pacific would know more about their history than they do!

But I want to freely acknowledge the multitude of faithful Calvinist Christians in the USA who know their history and honour their founding fathers for having the faith and determination to make their country a beacon for Christian faith, and by doing so, have created a nation well known for good Christian ministry and outreach around the world.

approvedA++- we agree. Strong arguments all around. We wish we could kick out all the non–Calvinists from our Great Country holding True to our Constitution’s principle of religious liberty for all. We also agree that those who go against Calvinism are unConstitutional as our Constitution gives us the right to Free Speech. It is a shame that so many Americans are not Calvinist as that’s simply unConstitutional! If only they would follow our Great Calvinist Founding Fathers like Thomas Jefferson author of our Declaration of Independence who said: “His [Calvin’s] religion was demonism. If ever man worshiped a false God, he did. The being described in his five points is … a demon of malignant spirit. It would be more pardonable to believe in no God at all, than to blaspheme him by the atrocious attributes of Calvin.” “Calvinism has introduced into the Christian religion more new obscenities than its leader had purged it of old ones.

Dissertation accepted

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Robo-weddings the Newest Emergent Threat against Discernmentalists

November 28, 2019

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Breaking…. DISCERNMENTALISTS NEWS NETWORKS report: Discernmentalists uncovered pockets of Robosexuality in Japan

TOKYO (May 16) — Almost everyone stood when the bride walked down the aisle in her white gown, but not the wedding conductor, because she was bolted to her chair. What abomination is this? Female pastors are shameful as well as a sin but these robo-female Emergent pastrixes are equally abominable. Not only that these Emergent weddings are using BDSM filth in their unholy and ungodly ceremonies.

The nuptials at this ceremony were led by “I-Fairy,” a 4-foot tall seated robot with flashing eyes and plastic pigtails. Sunday’s wedding was the first time a marriage had been led by a robot, according to manufacturer Kokoro Co. We must all take a stand against these heathen weddings as Eric Barger warns first Emergents force robosexuality on culture then: “Churches may be founded to worship AI. Promoters simply want this to replace God. If AI is going to rule the world, how does this fit into the end-times?”

Truth-Busters!

November 27, 2019

“When there’s a truth to be busted… who you gonna call?”

Introducing our newest film of Discernmentalized proportions Truth-Busters from GOIP Productions starring the Online Discernmentalist Mafia’s very own Truthslayer and our recent ODMU graduate

It’s gonna be tough measuring the “size of the problem” when there are thought-criminals like me who recognize that “hate crime” is nothing more than naked thought-policing. It is 100% politically motivated; it’s meant to silence dissent; and, while it has largely been successful, it has exposed the escalating Bolshevization of the Left, through both corrupted formerly credible organizations like SPLC, ADL and ACLU (all of which are now just as hysterical and partisan as the laughable John Birch Society) and hyperpartisan propaganda outlets, like Religion News Service. Meanwhile, with rightwing extremism kept in check by “watchdogs” like the aforementioned, leftwing exremism is, by comparison, allowed to flourish, so that it manifests itself all the way up to the tippy-top, with unchecked radicals in Congress proposing ridiculously out-of-touch policy positions not in alignment with more than a fraction of the country. And if these zealots on the left won’t even listen to their popular predecessor Barack Obama, why should they listen to all the other indicators that tell them they’re the ones losing their minds? Instead they cling to willful fictions like “mah hate speech”!

Oh, and Heather Heyer was looking for a fight. She got one. Her aggressor deserves to go to prison for his awful behavior, but Team Heather was just as bellicose and ideologically possessed. They are not good people. Both sides.

Truthslayer rallies the pack using his newly invented Most Obvious Right-wing Oxydizing Necrons (MORON)-Packs to put down the ghost of Shane Claiborne’s lost dog Stoner and Whiner. Later (in a cameo) El Sandi joins the team as the Truth-Busters‘ secretary. El Sandi answers a call about a perceived hate-crime (which turns out to be a prank from an escaped Whiner): “”and I know how devastating it can be to feel like you don’t even have the dignity of being a hate crime statistic.” If that is one’s focus after what they consider a hate crime, perhaps they overreacted? If you want to get beyond the “epidemic of hate” then quit looking for it. You taught your daughter to disrespect people in authority doing their jobs, don’t teach her to look for problems where there may be none, except in your insecurities. Hate is in the eye of the beholder – it is relative…good day Whiner.”

In the climax of the film the Stay Put Know-Your-Place Man a golem of the Status Quo accused of being an Antifa phantom begins to terrorize the Truth-Busters leading Lauren to exclaim: “Yes, I draw the same conclusion about the eminent threat of left-wing terrorism (or alt-left-adjacent attacks) every time there’s a new clip on YouTube of “the knockout game”. It’s really the best way to navigate through life.” In the end the Truth-Busters take down Stay Put and contain the Emergent Red-Letter Christian hordes in their Emergent Red-Letter Christian Organizers (ERCO) Containment Unit causing an environmental disaster on a Biblical scale. The end?

 

“Nazis are Socialists;” Discernmentalists declare!

November 25, 2019

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Everyone knows that Nazis are socialists because the word “socialism” is in National Socialism just like:

  • The Democratic People’s Republic of North Korea is a democratic republic because the word “democratic republic” is in it.
  • Crime Stoppers are really criminals because the word “crime” is in Crime Stoppers.
  • Latinos/Latinas speak Latin because the word “Latin” is in their name.
  • Anti-Fascists are fascists because the word “fascist” is in the name.
  • Anti-Communists are actually communists because the word “communist” is in the title.
  • Atheists are theists because “theist” is in the word.

Find out these important illogical troll arguments and more in ODMafiaU‘s exciting new course for Online Discernmentalist Trolls: How To Troll Badly & Fail At It!

Breaking: Antifa Bear killed Epstein… linked to Russia!!!

November 25, 2019

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Antifa backed Russian Bear now blamed for Jeffery Epstein’s “supicious” death as noted by a top Discernmentalist from Conspiracy News Network (a subsidiary of BS.Com a subsidiary of InfoWars):

Dave Noelle I watched MSNBC today. They bashed white men, claiming they were the root of all of the world’s problems. They used Hitleresque language towards conservatives, dehumanizing them and encouraging violence by defending the ANTIFA terrorists. I’m shocked (not really), that a major network would claim anyone right of Marx is a Nazi. (Nazis are social justice warriors) They painted anyone with a different opinion as a racist, homophobic, xenophobic, sexist, blah blah blah blah blah – because they have no argument so that is all they can do. They even continue to push the thoroughly debunked Russiagate conspiracy theory! Lmao. (Anyone Left of Reagan is a Commie)

They have already started a civil war. The Antifa bears they really have and really do hate America. They hate democracy and are co conspirators in trying to destroy it. They have declared war on democracy, war on freedom, war on the individual, war on the constitution… (Separation of church and state is a myth—up with theocracy) They just want equity, and facts do not matter as their means are always justified by their imaginary theoretical utopian ending if, in their mind, everyone was forced to be ideological clones of them! (Support our Troops-)

yup, exactly the same as all leftist MSM does too. That’s the problem with politics. (We hate all politics but ours)

Or do you not remember 2.5 years of ridiculous conspiracy theories about Russian Collusion? How short your memory is. (Russia colluded with Antifa and lured bears to Epstein’s jail gate with pizza)

Wade Duroe wait, you must have missed 2.5 years of daily Russiagate Conspiracy Theory nonsense!? Omg. Have you even turned on the TV since Trump ran for president? The insane hyperbolic fake news has ramped up to unprecedented levels. (Obama is the antichrist) Not just Trump, but anything related to Trump by the nth degree. Kavanaugh Witch Trials 1.0 and 2.0. Jussie Smollett. The Covington Boys!!! (I read this in Hillary’s emails that this was prearranged secretly by some guy see)

You clearly haven’t seen the latest PV leaks that came out about CNN and ABC!? Cold hard video evidence, hot mics and screen shots that are VERIFIED as legit. CNNs Jeff Zucker was caught demanding fake news be pushed to smear Trump and shutting down stories that don’t fit their narrative. (Libturdz r dumbz) He full on is caught saying the news doesn’t matter, it’s about an agenda. And unless you’ve lived under a rock you should have heard about ABC spiking the Epstein story 3 years ago, protecting the most prolific child sexual predator in American history because it would have made Hillary look bad and they might lose interviews with Will and Kate!!! Unbelievable. (Epstein didn’t kill himself with pizza—his gate was clawed open—therefore the Antifa bears linked to Russia must have done it)

Spread the Conspiracy!

Don Jobson and Truthslayer

“JMac (PBUH) member of ISIS”: Brannon Howse says!

November 22, 2019

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The falling away of Brannon Howse continues as he named John MacArthur the Pope of all Truth (PBUH) a member of ISIS: “MacArthur’s ministry defended… (the) Muslim Brotherhood (and a) Jihadi-preaching Imam by the name of Yasir Qadhi.”—Brannon Howse

How the mightiest of our fellow Truth Warriors have fallen and turned against us in our battle for our Truth and the Pureness of our Doctrine. Thankfully none of our Truth ministries have turned on fellow believers and have attacked them for years even writing books slandering them with false accusations and hearsay under the title of “ministry.”

Once again we must take a stand against Brannon and call him to repent if he is able! We’re turning against him till he repents.

Setting the standard so get over it,

Don Jobson

 

We Support Racial Stereotypes

November 21, 2019

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Just as long as no one stereotypes us Discernmentalists. We support racial stereotypes because racism doesn’t exist. However we’re tired of libruls being prejudice about our racial stereotypes so they’re the True racists. We commend recent ODMafiaU Grad Lauren Bertrand who earned her degree in LibertAryan Discernmentalist Race Studies:
It should come as no surprise that someone as steeped in racial politics as Mr. Singh would take the bait on The Problem With Apu hook line and sinker. He’s entitled to his beliefs, just as we are entitled to think this pathetic documentary is a byproduct of Western decadence. Things are just so good in rich Western countries for so many people that they have to gripe about something as trivial as this.Simpsons’ Springfield is replete with stereotypes: racial, ethnic, disabled, gender, occupational, class, &c. That was a basis for its humor: it created a richly textured community for approaching satire from every angle. If you strike Apu for his caricatures, when do we remove Groundskeeper Willy for all the stereotyping about Scots? Or Smithers for gays? And after that, wouldn’t Springfield have a population of 5? Even more ironic because Apu is historically one of the Simpsons‘ most admirable characters: hard working, honest, ethical, a good father. Yet he’s still offensive because a white dude voiced him.

I hadn’t heard of Hari Kondabolu before today (outside of this cringeworthy film), but something tells me his style of humor is the sort that NPR Middlebrows and Rotten Tomatoes critics would fawn over, much like the musings of Lily Singh or Hannah Gadsby. In other words, lots of self-pity and references to “justice” and “marginalized” and “patriarchy”, which are not funny subjects by any reasonable standard for the unwoke majority–which means of course that sites like RNS (the religion department for NPR or New York Times) must work overtime to prop up these comedians’ otherwise marginal careers. And if they still flop, it’s because we’re bigots. So sad what’s happened to comedy amidst our Great Leap Forward: even The Simpsons isn’t really funny anymore.I hope that, when Kondabalu gets fed up with the US because it’s not enlightened enough, he moves to a country where there is absolutely no racism. Chances are this country will also have no problems with greed or jealousy or uncontrollable lust or gluttony or cable channels devoted to reruns of Full House. Maybe he will also find a station that shows only Simpsons episodes before 2003 (when they were good), and he can stretch out on his couch and relax…with his right arm wrapped around his purple unicorn bae.India, despite its numerous challenges, still offers a much more moral method of governing its people than the other mega-country out east.The one good thing that came out of Kondabalu’s jeremiad: the makers of the Simpsons held their ground and did not kowtow to the outrage mob. Apu is still one of the best characters on the show. And Hank Azaria still provides his voice.

ABC Confirmed: Sesame Street Saga Continues-Trump Body Count Scandal

November 20, 2019

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Anonymous Muppet confirmed that the ABC in the title of his new book An Anonymous Killing On Sesame Street: A-B-C 1-2-3 Someone Yuge Murdered The Maker Of Me indeed refers to ABC Training Center where Mr. N. F. Trof allegedly learned how to administer IVs. Anonymous Muppet also revealed that there are more cryptic crumbs hidden within the title of his book:

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3-2-1 Contact was another of PBS’ shows as you may know but some may not realize that 3-2-1 Contact was a spinoff of the Jim Henson involved Sesame Street. How does this connect to the Trump-Henson Conspiracy? Further researchmentalism yielded these results:

—Trump seized 321 acres of Mashpee land in November of 2018

—One other result of 321—NDN has compiled a list of high-volume, Pro-Trump Twitter accounts which as of this posting are up to 321

  • Why the repetition of 321? Could it be that Trump is mocking Henson fans for putting Henson to death and getting away with it?

Anonymous Muppet further revealed that an anonymous emailer tipped him off to ABC possibly being the cryptic code that Trump gave Mr. N.F. Trof to let him know it was time to do the dirty deed. ABC of course equates to assassinate Brian Henson’s dad in Carolina.

 

 

“El Presidente Exempt from Divorcees Unfaithful to the Lord” El Sandi says

November 19, 2019

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“fathered six children and worked as director of a Chabad House in Jerusalem’s Old City before coming to terms with long-simmering gender dysphoria, becoming a woman and undergoing surgery” If he couldn’t remain faithful to a wife and 6 kids – who one can see – how is he going to remain faithful to the Lord – who one cannot see ( )

That’s right divorcees are unfaithful to the Lord—however our thrice-divorced and remarried President is exempt as ElSandi has said Trump is the most faithful to the Lord President she’s ever seen in her lifetime. ElSandi has long promoted herself as a Bible-thumping, social conservative Discernmentalist and fundamentalist so has quickly discernmentalized that Trump’s divorces are to blame on sinister forces noting that Obama and Satan bear most of the blame.

Pat Robertson agrees: “When Trump came forward as a family values loving, praying man he came under spiritual attack,” said Robertson on “The 700 Club.” “This is the work of Satan, he is the enemy of all Christians. He doesn’t want to see us happy.”

“Obama never got over how Trump has beaten him as the Best Greatest Make America Great President Ever, so I bet he had some of his witch doctor friends attack him,” said Jill Swain, a Trump fan and QAnon follower.

Under Attack… The Motto of all Truth Warriors

November 19, 2019

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Any assault on truth is an assault against God, His Word and His Church. This is why we ought to take heresy very seriously and we ought to purge unrepentant heretics from among us.

This is the motto of any Discernmentalist and Truth Warrior worth his salt. In fact we are always under attack because of the greatness of our doctrines and the Truthiness of our Truth. I repeat “we are ALWAYS under attack. That is our default. Our worldview revolves around us being right, and you being in horrendous error (always). We need to believe people are out to attack us, subvert our ministry or church….obviously because our doctrines are so pure that they are bound to be viciously undermined. We are the Online Discernment Remnant!!!!”

Though there are some among us who are too compromising in our doctrines because of their weak minds—they’ve become one with the Evanjellyfish church. We must take a HARD stance and purge them from our midst as we’re sick of those so called “discernment” ministries that are pretty wishy-washy. Ministries that start off unambiguously, with phrases like “remarkable fact” and “all the heresies”. But end wishy-washy with phrases such as: “have had a decided tendency”, indicating that some of the heresies have not. To me, this makes the “fact” less meaningful. That is all!