Trish of Fish With Trish flubs answer to Important Doctrinal Question…

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Resurrecting an old ODMafia post that got *raptured by an evil Emergent plot:

Thankfully found hidden deeply and safely within our Super Secret ODM Archives.

March_09_Cover1Note Trish of Fish with Trish who partners with Todd Friel (Wretched); Kirk Cameron (Awesome Actor) and Ray Comforts (Awesome) states: “Questioner: How can I as a woman get over my fear of evangelizing others? Trish: Women  should read their Bible out loud daily at home in front of their families in order to get over their fear and practice sharing their faith with others.”* [*Editors’ Note: This was a long lost screenshot so just take our word for it.] {1} {2}

We are greatly concerned here for many reasons. First of all why would any Godly woman ever read the Bible—an oxymoron of terms—for as the Apostle Paul proclaimed: “Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection.” Secondly, we must Absolutely forbid women reading the Bible under any circumstances just in case she slips up and reads a passage of Scripture aloud…  in front of men and women… say like Romans 1:18-32 and therefore ‘usurps authority over man’ by preaching the Gospel to them.

If women want to know what the Bible says, they should find a man whose feet they can sit under and ‘learn in quiet submission’… especially if that man is the greatest Man of God in our Age of uncertainty, our Pope of the Truth War John MacArthur (P. B. U. H). Thirdly, we mustn’t ever let any woman share the Gospel as that leads to the slippery-slope of female Pastors preaching the Gospel and as we all know preaching/sharing the Gospel is a Divinely mandated role for males only. However, Trish wrongly states:

One of the greatest signs of being born again is to have the desire/boldness to speak the Word of God and to tell others about his glorious gospel (Acts 4:31). A biblical woman is a woman that shares the good news of the Gospel with her family members, her children and the lost in general. There is no distinction. You can’t be a biblical woman and not talk about the Gospel. The Gospel is at the very center of a biblical woman.

This supports that slippery-slope. What’s next? Women prophesying* in churches? Women leading in prayer? Women becoming Ruling Elders? Heaven forbid that—this is what the Ways of the Master of the Truth War himself teaches and so should we. Remember “There is neither Jew nor Gentile, neither slave nor free, nor is there male and female, for you are all one in Christ Jesus. Go into all the world and preach the gospel to all creation.” This is why we should never ever under any circumstances let a woman preach, speak or even share the Gospel… let alone Pastor a church. I hope this clears up where we all must stand in the Absolute Sovereignty of the Angry God of our Doctrine and His Holy Wrath.

Humbly serving in His gracious Wrath,

Pastor Don Jobson

*- Note: Prophesy means preach.

P. S. In related news: woman caught preaching from the Bible—millions accidently get Saved.

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