God’s infallible and inerrant Word the Bible commands us to beat our children all for His Absolute Sovereign Glory so you better beat your children or else. Who cares about the laws of the government against child abuse—they’re all man-centered and man-exalting false and heretical socialist doctrines, anyway! God says to spank, torture and abuse kids to obey the Absolute Biblical Truth Ways of the Master. Time outs and non-harmful/non-abusive forms of punishment are unbiblical so they’ll never work. Sharin’ Whiplash and Todd Friel teach these doctrines of spanking:
However we here at God’s Only Inerrant Party and of the Online Discernmentalist Mafia believe that spanking is a too spineless and liberal form of punishment. Spanking may be a Biblical Doctrine but it’s not a Pure Biblical Doctrine like the time-tested tried and true Biblical method of stoning like God tells us to do by an Absolute Decree in His Holy Inerrant and Infallible Word in Deuteronomy 21:18-21 (King James Version):
18 If a man have a stubborn and rebellious son, which will not obey the voice of his father, or the voice of his mother, and that, when they have chastened him, will not hearken unto them:
19 Then shall his father and his mother lay hold on him, and bring him out unto the elders of his city, and unto the gate of his place;
20 And they shall say unto the elders of his city, This our son is stubborn and rebellious, he will not obey our voice; he is a glutton, and a drunkard.
21 And all the men of his city shall stone him with stones, that he die: so shalt thou put evil away from among you; and all Israel shall hear, and fear.
As you can see Our Way of dealing with disobedient children has the Spine that Todd Friel and Sharin’ Whiplash’s way lacks as Our Way is more Pure and Absolute Truth Biblical being that Our Way is Truly God’s Way of dealing with disobedient children .