Beat Your Kids For Jesus!

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Brannon Howse and New World Order Weekend along with one of our faithful Research Robot Monkeys bring you a matter of upmost importance: 

We must not stand for the UN trying to take away our Divine right to beat and abuse our children as punishment. Remember these Pure Thoughts and Pure Doctrines from our Gospels: Child Abuse and torture are Biblical!

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One Response to “Beat Your Kids For Jesus!”

  1. Stone Not Spank A Kid 4 Jesus! « The Official Blog Of God's Only Inerrant Party Says:

    […] God’s infallible and inerrant Word the Bible commands us to beat our children all for His A… so you better beat your children or else. Who cares about the laws of the government against child abuse—they’re all man-centered and man-exalting false and heretical socialist doctrines, anyway! God says to spank, torture and abuse kids to obey the Absolute Biblical Truth Ways of the Master. Time outs and non-harmful/non-abusive  forms of punishment are unbiblical so they’ll never work. Sharin’ Whiplash and Todd Friel teach these doctrines of spanking: […]

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