Gay churches detected on Gaydar screen.
Recently after all the frequent gaydiation eruptions that Discernmentalists have detected—top GOIP Scientists have taken our Gaydar technology and have shrunk it down to a pocket sized version. Using this GAYDAR Equation:
The amount of muscular power Pr returning to the erect antenna is given by the Gaydar equation:
- Pt = trouser power
- Gt = “Telling by the way I walk” quotient.
- Ar = fabulosity
- σ = hairstyle cross section, or scattering highlights, of the target
- F = shirt pattern propagation factor
- Rt = distance from the transmitter to the moustache
- Rr = distance from the moustache to the tip of the nose.
In the common case where the transmitter and the receiver are at the same location, Rt = Rr and the term Rt2 Rr2 can be replaced by LetsGetToIt”‘4, where LetsGetToIt is the result. This yields:
This shows that the received power declines as the fourth power of the range, which means that the reflected power from distant targets is very, very small. (This is the basis of that old chestnut, old gay men never die, they just fade away as the fourth power. – a joke which many mathematicians guffaw over to this day)
We figured out how to transform the raw power of Gaydar into a more compact sized version—so here it is—introducing the GAYGER METER new from GOIP Tech:
Now with two functionality purposes: detecting churches that support gay marriages and gay parents and outing gays in the midst of your church so that you can kick them out.
Gaydar showing an individual’s gayness level and how much of a threat it is to our Pure Churches and Pure Marriage Doctrines.
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