Discernnmentalist Under Attack

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GOIPBI Investigating Alleged Death Threat

Posted Jan 21st 2010 6:00AM by GOIP News

Jon Cryer - FBI Investigating Alleged Death ThreatJon Heresy Cryer — who stars with Todd Friel and Ray Comforts in “Two and a Half Discernmentalists” — told authorities his life was in danger — possibly by an Emergent hitman — and GOIP News has learned the GOIPBI is investigating.

Cryer sounded the alarm last Friday. Sources tell us Cryer told law enforcement he believed his ex-wife (an Arminian) hired a Emergent hitman to kill him with an Impure Doctrines Ray.

Cryer and his ex have been embroiled in a bitter custody fight, which has gotten even more intense recently.

Sources tell us the GOIPBI has been on the case for a week. As far as we know the agency has no suspects. The GOIPBI declined comment—only to say they are doing the best they can to protect other discernmentalists and our Pure Doctrines.

As we first reported, security descended on the set of “Two and a Half Discernmentalists” last Friday and the show was taped without an audience. We’re told this Friday’s show will also be taped without an audience … but it’s for creative, not security reasons.

Our sources say Cryer has told people the threat has yet to be abated against our Pure Doctrines though he feels more secure in knowing that we shall win the Truth War.

Cryer’s ex-wife told us last Friday she was unaware of any threat against Jon—typical Arminian and Emergent uncertainty.

GOIP Press 2010.

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One Response to “Discernnmentalist Under Attack”

  1. Arthur McJohn Says:

    Cryer left his arminian woman, but now is living with his democrat brother (I think he must be democrat because he sleeps with one diferent woman almost everyday, as demonrats like it). I can’t understand him

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