Archive for December, 2009

Advent Is Evil

December 21, 2009

Christmas! Bah humbug! Who needs to celebrate Christmas as the reprobated pagan heathens and Catholics do. Afterall, Christmas should should not be about celebrating the Incarnation of the world’s Savior but should not be about ridiculing and condemning Catholics and  other non-Calvinists and supporting Republican foreign policy, war, torture and capitalist materialist consummerism. Saint Spurgeon warns  us of the evils of celebrating Christmas in a religious way:

We have no superstitious regard for times and seasons. Certainly we do not believe in the present ecclesiastical arrangement called Christmas: first, because we do not believe in the mass at all, but abhor it, whether it be said or sung in Latin or in English; and, secondly, because we find no Scriptural warrant whatever for observing any day as the birthday of the Savior; and, consequently, its observance is a superstition, because not of divine authority. (Charles Spurgeon, Sermon on Dec. 24, 1871).

When it can be proved that the observance of Christmas, Whitsuntide, and other Popish festivals was ever instituted by a divine statute, we also will attend to them, but not till then. It is as much our duty to reject the traditions of men, as to observe the ordinances of the Lord. We ask concerning every rite and rubric, “Is this a law of the God of Jacob?” and if it be not clearly so, it is of no authority with us, who walk in Christian liberty. (from Charles Spurgeon’s Treasury of David on Psalm 81:4.)

Emergents Hack Our Discernmentalists’ Wishlist

December 17, 2009

We are sorry to say that Emergents have hacked our Discernmentalists’ Christmas Wishlist so that items 5-1 have gone missing. We regret not being able to reveal them to you but in the True Spirit of the Season we wish to make up for it by sharing our joy in receiving this Christmas card from Saint John MacArthur:

After all, war and torture  are profitable and lucrative for our churches and Discernmentalists’ Doctrines—why because Saint John MacArthur said so:

Anti-War Emergents Are Freaking Liberal Terrorist Enablers

December 10, 2009

 

One of our own— a warmongering MacArthurite schools  an evil peacemongering Emergent:

 

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“My belief is that the truth is a truth until you organize it, and then becomes a lie. I don’t think that Jesus was teaching Christianity, Jesus was teaching kindness, love, concern, and peace. What I tell people is don’t be Christian, be Christ like. Don’t be Buddhist, be Buddha like.” Wayne Dyer…wise words, no?
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No,it isn’t…John MacArthur is right
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You believe Jesus did teach us to love our enemies,to show kindness, to be “peacemakers” and to turn the other cheek,etc. Jesus looked into the heart and had no interest in the outside…so our “religion” of Christianity may not please him at all. MacArthur wrote much on the Lordship issue and I do believe that if indeed Jesus is not just saviour but Lord we should follow His teachings. I don’t care who is a “Christian” I only want to see more people who are Christ like.
Peace
1 Cor 10:31
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It’s about following Christ…repentance…turning away from sin…Jesus Christ said “I am the way,the truth and the light…no man comes to the Father but by me”
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Well, following Christ is our life, working for justice,peace and equality, caring for Gods creation and loving those so often judged and avoided by so called Christians. Being a disciple is hard but it is what our calling is. Jesus is the way,truth and light.
Peace and Glory to God

Make War Not Peace This Christmas

December 6, 2009

 

For the sake of our Discernmentalist Gospel, make war not love and  peace this Christmas.

Peace and love are for wussbag liberals, freaking hippies, secular humanists and evil Emergents. We know with Absolute Certainty that war is part of the Gospel —for militarism and militaristic language protects and promotes our Sound Doctrines:

 John MacArthur is totally right: if you preach another gospel you are accursed (anathema). I can’t stand those mainline or liberal “Christians” who are promoting “peace” and “justice” when they are actually promoting heresy and immorality. Definitely. People are so afraid to step on the toes of another religion. Are we not called to be “unashamed” of the Gospel?? The pervasive luke-warm mediocrity, the hesitancy to proclaim TRUTH, it’s just nauseating… den662 (2 years ago) Show Hide

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Yes, even Jesus said that He did not come to bring peace, but the sword. You must be very suspicious of preachers who puts peace above TRUTH. Satan will use anything to devour souls, even peace and love.
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explain, then, why he orders Peter to sheath his sword when Peter wishes to take up arms for Jesus. You should equally be suspicious of preachers who put WAR…and a fight they themselves won’t participate in…over TRUTH. I agree with you re: not putting peace above truth–just shine that light onto your own right-wing heart, TOO.
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Peter (unwittingly) was trying to prevent Jesus from being arrested thereby interfering with Jesus’ mission on the cross. Jesus was going to go without a fight to do His father’s will. The passage is not about promoting world peace.

GOIP Discernmmentalists Uncover A Secret Muslim Plot

December 3, 2009

Muslims are gaining the momentum to beat us to world domination. How dare they! Hear what my colleague in Discernmentalizations Dr. Truthslayer has to say:

“Muslims, within the span of 20-50 years, will essentially control the entire world because of their numbers;” We also believe that Muslims will build mosques on Mars very soon….perhaps even by 2018 if we do not act fast!

This is why we must take the world back for Jesus as we The Theocratic Calvinist Christian Fascist Party (GOIP)  and American Calvinists are predestined and Elected to rule the world—for God’s Absolute Glory—by God’s Absolute Sovereign Decree from the foundation of the world. We Absolute Truth Warriors also need to become more aggressive in our Absolute Truth War efforts against the dark and false religion of Islam. Here Saint John MacArthur explains the True and Pure Gospel of the Truth War against Mooslems:

Der Führer Ron Luce has also ordered us to step up our efforts in our Truth War as he has said that “secularism (Emergent and liberal Christianity) and Islam are almost indistinguishable, in that they’re in this war together to destroy Christianity.” Indeed this is Absolute Truth because our Führer said so and why we must  never compromise on preaching the whole ‘discernmentalist’ truth of the Truth War against all liberal, apostate, heretics such as Muslim-enabling Emergents!