The Face Of Tyrone V. Hoofendorfer Revealed

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Tyrone V. Hoofendorfer, Guardian of Truth.

Our GOIP Bot 3000 has been busy at work as of  late. Today it was set on researchmentalist mode for 5 hours when all of a sudden a picture of our very own Tyrone V. Hoofendorfer, GOIP Sturmabteilung Minister Of  The Truth War On Scientology and avid gay basher emerged. Quite frankly we were stunned that his secret identity leaked on the web. Afterall it is a rule for Online Discernmentalists to keep their identities secret. This is just like that time when

 a picture of Ken Silva emerged on the internet which we thing was an evil plot devised by Tony Jones and Doug Pagitt. Fortunately we were able to intercept the picture and distort the image of Ken Silva in his secret lair. Ken, you can thank the ODMafia for keeping you secret identity from being known.

Unfortunately this time we were unable to intercept the picture and distort the image to preserve Hoofendorfer’s anonymity and secret identity which is why the picture is left as is. We have reason to suspect that Rob Bell and Rick Warren planted this image on the net to expose and mock our Pure Doctrines. Tis the way of those Seeker-driven Emergents—evil plotters they all are. And yet another image leaked of Hoofendorfer with some of his and our fellow Truth Warriors:

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