Send Us Mail Or Else

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Here is our address:

1 The Way

Dobson Ranch, AZ,

Jesusland, USA

Here is a picture of our lovely ranch—the Mighty G…od Fortress Space Station on Mars:

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And here is a map of our lovely ranch for your convenience in case you’re forced to come visit us:

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We would love to hear from you or force you to visit us! Here our Director of Tourism, Brannon Howse, leads some of our Party guests on a tour of our marvelous ranch and extraordinary headquarters:

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One of the main highlights of our wonderful headquarters is all of  our Mexican and Canadian slaves that we’ve harvested over the years with thanks to our supporters. Here they are before our GOIP Bot 3000 turned them into small living fuzzy teddy bears:

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And here are some of  our slaves after  our GOIP Bot 3000 turned them into small living fuzzy teddy bears as they are more manageable and efficient when they are smaller:

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And here are some of our GOIP Troopers suiting up for the Absolute Truth War:

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Our Beloved  Führer Ron Luce without makeup on:

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Anyways we all hope to hear from you and see you soon! Drop us a line and stop by any time!

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4 Responses to “Send Us Mail Or Else”

  1. We Want To Hear From You Or Else « The Online Discernmentalist Mafia Says:

    […] Ranch tours available upon request. […]

  2. GOIP-Lander! « The Online Discernmentalist Mafia Says:

    […] loyal crew of  Absolute Truth Warriors are fighting to establish Absolute Theocracy over everyone. Living by their motto: One God, […]

  3. Introducing The New Special Forces Of God’s Only Inerrant Party « The Official Blog Of God's Only Inerrant Party Says:

    […] The Pentagon of the GOIPers—Dobson Ranch—the Death Star Mighty G…od Fortress Spac…  announced today the formation of a new 500-man elite Fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF) or more formally known as the GOIP Controlled United States Redneck Republican Special Forces (GOIP CUSRRSF). […]

  4. Ken Silva Finally Reveals His True Form « The Official Blog Of God's Only Inerrant Party Says:

    […] fans by coming out of hiding in his secret underground Discernmentalist bunker in a closet at our ranch. Ken has planned a Discernmentalist Tour at various public places–further details are […]

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