Absolute Idolatry Explained To All Apostates And Heretics

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We are Absolutely Certain that this is Absolute Idolatry—the photographic evidence speaks for itself:

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However this is Absolutely under no circumstances idolatry:

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Calvinist Mecca.

Get it—got it? Good because we told you so! We are God’s Pure and True Elect so therefore we are Inerrant in our Online Discernmentalist skills. The Absolute Truth must be known which only we can give you because God Chose and Froze us as Truth Warriors from the foundation of the world.

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