A Typical Seeker-Sensitive Emergent Wedding



Here is what the caption read: In a hurry to get married but can’t beat the recession blues with recession prices. Never fear the Emergent church is now offering cut-price wedding ceremonies. We’re now offering you 99 cent weddings instead of our usual rate of $2. You’re sure to get a bang for your buck—guaranteed!

What blasphemous sinful pride against our Divine Sovereign Hateful God of Wrath and our Pure Inerrant Wedding Doctrines.


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