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October 19, 2019
In a first even for Discernmentalists Rhoblogy (one of our own) gets excommunicated from Calvinism by the founder of Calvinism itself. We’re shocked but can’t say that we’re not surprised in these Last Perilous Days of the End Times. Many will fall even those who were once among us. We only pray to Calvin that Calvin will relent that Satan may loosen his grip on Rhoblogy that he may repent and turn back to the fold of Truth—so that Calvin may welcome Rhoblogy to preaching Calvinism again. May our Truth War prevail!
Tags:abolish abolish human abortion, AHA, Cons, excommunicate, pulpit's pen, Rhoblogy, the End Times, Truth War
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May 22, 2019
FEAR… ANGER… HATRED… AGRESSION… SUFFERING….
“Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering.”—John Howard Yoder
“Together, these elements helped create a society in which many Americans see millions of snares, laid by a menacing group of enemies, all the more alarming for how difficult they are to identify and pin down.
Let’s pause to attempt to define a conspiracy theory. It is a belief that a small group of people are working in secret against the common good, to create harm, to effect some negative change in society, to seize power for themselves, or to hide some deadly or consequential secret. An actual conspiracy is when a small group of people are working in secret against the common good – and anyone who tells you we can always easily distinguish fictitious plots from real ones probably hasn’t read much history.
Conspiracy theories tend to flourish especially at times of rapid social change, when we are re-evaluating ourselves and, perhaps, facing uncomfortable questions in the process. In 1980, the civil liberties lawyer and author Frank Donner wrote that conspiracism reveals a fundamental insecurity about who Americans want to be versus who they are.” (Source)
We Discernmentalists are Conspiracy Theory-addicts—the more unbelievable the conspiracy the better to defend our Truth with. If your church teaches social justice—say George Soros is funding this teaching even-though it is in the Bible and Church History. Social Justice sounds too much like Socialism. If your Preacher preaches that God is love and loves the world—accuse him of preaching Universalist heresy among other heresies. Thankfully we Discernmentalists can find a conspiracy to suit our every need. We love our tin-foil hats and we love to keep them on extra tight.
And remember Conspiracy theories are I. Todyaso backed…Truthslayer and Don Jobson approved
Tags:Alex Jones, buy it, come out of her, fishy smell, Grand Moth Terkin, hypnotize, InfoWars, mothballs 4 protection, Mother of Harlots, Obama-Nation, QAnon, Star WAR, the End Times, tin-foil, Trump, Trumpisms
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May 20, 2011
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