Here is our address:
1 The Way
Dobson Ranch, AZ,
Jesusland, USA
Here is a picture of our lovely ranch—the Mighty G…od Fortress Space Station on Mars:
And here is a map of our lovely ranch for your convenience in case you’re forced to come visit us:
We would love to hear from you or force you to visit us! Here our Director of Tourism, Brannon Howse, leads some of our Party guests on a tour of our marvelous ranch and extraordinary headquarters:
One of the main highlights of our wonderful headquarters is all of our Mexican and Canadian slaves that we’ve harvested over the years with thanks to our supporters. Here they are before our GOIP Bot 3000 turned them into small living fuzzy teddy bears:
And here are some of our slaves after our GOIP Bot 3000 turned them into small living fuzzy teddy bears as they are more manageable and efficient when they are smaller:
And here are some of our GOIP Troopers suiting up for the Absolute Truth War:
Our Beloved Führer Ron Luce without makeup on:
Anyways we all hope to hear from you and see you soon! Drop us a line and stop by any time!
Tags: GOIP Headquarters, Dobson Ranch, GOIP Bot 3000
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